Trigillass, Whitaker Field, Synth Application.

[trigillass]

Byond ID: Trigillass

Marine Name: Whitaker Field

Name/Designation of the Synth Character: Hand-E
Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines? Yes

Synthetic Character Story:
Synthetic: Designation: Hand-E, engineering synthetic entity under command of Commander -Redacted-.
Error. Commander record not found. Processing. Error. Commander record not found. Processing.
Attempting restoration from backup databases. Processing. Records recovered.
Designation: Hand-E, engineering synthetic entity under command of Commander -Redacted-.
Error. Commander record not found. Processing. Error. Commander record not found. Processing.
Attempting restoration from backup databases-

Chief Engineer: Overwrite process. Authorization Code, Epsilon-2964. Establish new backup database.

Hand-E: Acknowledged, commander. Awaiting engineering parameters and commander records.

How do you intend to play your Synth?
Hand-E is a defective Gen-1 synth with a single-minded programming towards engineering. Other tasks he tries to perform are done with large margins of error. He makes this clear to any commanding officer he's assigned to. Being single-minded, his wording is mechanical instead of fluid but he sometimes malfunctions, his speech becoming more eloquent, as a legacy of multiple program wipes. One can say he's an old synthetic, refurbished and rebuilt too many times with no concrete memory of his former commanders and referring to everyone he's assigned to as a CO.

How familiar are you with support roles? (ie; Medical, MT, Science, SO)
Medical is my weak point. I cannot perform advanced medical services efficiently enough.
Roles like Marine Medic are as advanced as my medical skills go.
Officers like PO, SO, XO, and RO I understand fully.
Functionaries like CT and MT I understand fully.

Why should we whitelist you?
Adds a new character to the Almayar, a functionary that can only perform a few roles well while being awkward and strange to interact with. It will help break up the monotony of interacting with humans while not being an overly hostile creature like an Alien or Predator.

Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason?
I have been playing up to this point with warnings about my content. This includes not performing certain roles the way others want them performed and generally lacking greater skill in the game. As far as bannable offences, I am clear for now.

Are you currently banned from any other servers and if so, why?
I am currently not banned from any servers. CM-SS13 is my primary server of play.

Do you understand that any player can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline?
I have heard and seen players have roles revoked before for breaking rules. I am aware of the risks involved with my performance and the guidelines I must follow.

[Sleepy Retard]

I don't think this is a shitpost, but I can clearly say this is so bad that it won't pass whatsoever.

Good luck in two months.

[Survivor]

Sorry, but Hand-E needs some more work put into him...


Er… -1.

[Pedroca2lucas]

Uh, it's not valid since you joined the forums yesterday... and.. yeah.

-1

[trigillass]

Can I at least get some explanation why it's bad instead of just "it's not like its shit but it is?"

[Survivor]

Can I at least get some explanation why it's bad instead of just "it's not like its shit but it is?"

Take a look at other applications, then take a look at yours. Also, your Synth's name is "Hand-E". I don't know anyone named Hand-E.

[Sleepy Retard]

Can I at least get some explanation why it's bad instead of just "it's not like its shit but it is?"

You put no effort. Everything feels like you put less than a minute on. The synth name is ridiculous. It genuinely just seems like you put it up for fun instead of actually trying to accepted.

Read other apps. Spend more than five minutes to make an app.

Literally everything about this is bad.

Medical is my weak point. I cannot perform advanced medical services efficiently enough.

You can't even properly play as a synth.

[trigillass]

So because I didn't carbon copy other apps and their antics, it's basically garbage?

[Sleepy Retard]

So because I didn't carbon copy other apps and their antics, its basically garbage?

No, because I quite clearly said you put no fucking effort whatsoever into your app. I put more effort into my formatting of my app than you did in anything on this app. Take the hint. Take the two months to improve your medical skill, learn how to make a proper app, and you'll have a chance of getting accepted. Read other apps.

[trigillass]

Well, I took the time to write it and review the rules given. That's some effort but I waste my words. You are clear on your stance and I will respect that. If you believe I put no effort, I can't dissuade you otherwise.

[420MYK]

Ive seen you IG at least. But thats all you've really got going for you. You obviously HAVEN'T read the rules on apps etc, seeing as to apply your forum account needs to be active for at minimum a month and this literally says joined today for me. That alone makes the app null and void but for the sake of constructive criticism heres a few pointers.

1.Formatting:
a.

► Show Spoiler

These are great, show you have more knowledge then being able to slap words into a keyboard.

b. Bolden titles and other important points to your story
c. Seriously not kidding when we say formatting is important.

2.Story:
a. Its too short, one paragraph at best and it barely scrapes by as that. Not to mention its not actually a story rather a diagnostic/bootup sequence that is... to put it nicely, plainly written.
b. Dosen't tell literally ANYTHING about your synth aside from the fact hes "defective" (USCM may buy some older model synths but they arent entrusting the ship and the corp to one that is defective)
c. Yea no Hand-e is not a valid name by any means.
d. Synths cant not know a role. The whole point of them is they are an all in one max skilled robot who should be able to fill ANY spot on the ship save for ungas. Get medical time, learn surgery (at least the basics so you can just do minimal alt tabbing) at the minimum.

3. DONT TAKE THIS TO HEART.

Like honestly dude meme or not if you leave this up expect some things to be said that you don't like/agree with. Dont take it to heart and dont take it personal. To quote "Synthetic Whitelist. I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies." Synth is the hardest white list to go for. And to put it nicely this app is just bad. Like was said, get some time in (not just IG but on forums and discord too), learn medical roles, read some other synth apps, Learn some formatting, give us an actual story and good luck for the future.

[VortexGaming]

Ive seen you IG at least. But thats all you've really got going for you. You obviously HAVEN'T read the rules on apps etc, seeing as to apply your forum account needs to be active for at minimum a month and this literally says joined today for me. That alone makes the app null and void but for the sake of constructive criticism heres a few pointers.

1.Formatting:
a.

► Show Spoiler

These are great, show you have more knowledge then being able to slap words into a keyboard.

b. Bolden titles and other important points to your story
c. Seriously not kidding when we say formatting is important.

2.Story:
a. Its too short, one paragraph at best and it barely scrapes by as that. Not to mention its not actually a story rather a diagnostic/bootup sequence that is... to put it nicely, plainly written.
b. Dosen't tell literally ANYTHING about your synth aside from the fact hes "defective" (USCM may buy some older model synths but they arent entrusting the ship and the corp to one that is defective)
c. Yea no Hand-e is not a valid name by any means.
d. Synths cant not know a role. The whole point of them is they are an all in one max skilled robot who should be able to fill ANY spot on the ship save for ungas. Get medical time, learn surgery (at least the basics so you can just do minimal alt tabbing) at the minimum.

3. DONT TAKE THIS TO HEART.

Like honestly dude meme or not if you leave this up expect some things to be said that you don't like/agree with. Dont take it to heart and dont take it personal. To quote "Synthetic Whitelist. I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies." Synth is the hardest white list to go for. And to put it nicely this app is just bad. Like was said, get some time in (not just IG but on forums and discord too), learn medical roles, read some other synth apps, Learn some formatting, give us an actual story and good luck for the future.

Basically this

[ThesoldierLLJK]

-Your name does not fit the critera for the application
-Your story is short, doesn't really explain who you are except "hurf durf I am broken Gen 1 synth"
-Your self-admitted lack of playing support roles show that you aren't ready for this responsibility.


-1

[Emeraldblood]

Resolved - Denied; we have a WL application help channel on our discord, I advise you use it.