Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

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Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by simonset55 » 13 Dec 2018, 07:18

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Simonset55

Marine Name (so we know who you are; if you play alien mostly, state that here):

Mudder Plantagenet

Name/Designation of the Synth Character you’re requesting to use (Follows common naming rules, and requires a first name with no last name):

Herbert

Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines (http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtop ... 57&t=14417)?

Of course I am

Synthetic Character Story (An ADEQUATE description and story of your Synthetics actions and involvement in a previous mission onboard the Almayer):
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How do you intend to play your Synth (as in, describe HOW you will act/play your Synth and what support roles you’ll mainly focus on, what is your synthetics quirk)?

The special quirk about my synth is that he will at random state completely unrelated, random facts. Other than that he will be an obedient synth that does what he's asked, aka. a pretty generic synth, since that's what robots pretty much are designed to be. He will display pleasure of getting ordered around and will do it cheerfully, but he can also be serious and professional when ordered to. Don't really know what else to say here

How familiar are you with support roles? (ie; Medical, MT, Science, SO)

I am familiar with all the support roles, although I can understand if you might be a bit skeptic if you've never seen me play them. I mostly play PFC now since it's more fun to kill xenos. Therefore you might not have seen me play any support roles, but you can trust me when I say that I know how to play them 100%. Not like it's hard anyways.

Why should we whitelist you?

I said this in my pred app as well, there is no real reason for you to whitelist me. The only thing I do is play and abide by the rules while not being a complete asshole. If i had the big brain needed to contribute properly, then i probably would. But alas, i can only hope that you will accept me for my good behaviour.

Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason (we will check, and lies may result in immediate denial)?

I have never been banned from CM, nope.

Are you currently banned from any other servers and if so, why?

Not banned anywhere else, nope.

Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline?

It's common sense, so yeah
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Survivor » 13 Dec 2018, 11:05

That's a plus 1. Too funny to not
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Avalanchee » 13 Dec 2018, 11:10

simonset55 wrote:
13 Dec 2018, 07:18
It all happened so fast and I heard what sounded like an angry Frenchman getting slapped, and my specia-”
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 13 Dec 2018, 11:28

So your quirk is pretty much mine, but it's random.

Are you planning to do off the wall facts, or will the facts be related to what you're doing.
Will these facts be NSFW-esque or just be completely random.

I enjoyed the story, although I wish you added some stuff showing your synth actually interacting with the crew, I mean it's funny, don't get me wrong.

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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by simonset55 » 13 Dec 2018, 11:43

ThesoldierLLJK wrote:
13 Dec 2018, 11:28
So your quirk is pretty much mine, but it's random.

Are you planning to do off the wall facts, or will the facts be related to what you're doing.
Will these facts be NSFW-esque or just be completely random.

I enjoyed the story, although I wish you added some stuff showing your synth actually interacting with the crew, I mean it's funny, don't get me wrong.
Yeah the facts would mostly be off the wall, but could perhaps also be influenced by what's going on in a conversation. But it won't be to add to the conversation, i'd imagine it to be like, people are talking about lizards, then my synth could go "Did you know a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out". Which is where our synth quirks differ, my facts are completely random and might not make any sense in the moment.

And although the story contained some NSFW-esque facts, that was just for comedic effect. Facts will be completely random.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Sleepy Retard » 13 Dec 2018, 13:27

So was this app made as an elaborate joke? I don't get anything interesting from your story besides you shitposting.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 13 Dec 2018, 13:58

So the story although it's funny, and I get you were trying to make us laugh by making references, but it still really didn't show me much of your synth as a whole.
I know you have the Predator whitelist, but seeing that you can play a jack of all trades character that can outskill every human, I think it should have been taken a bit more seriously.

Also I've never seen you play doctor/researcher/MT/CE/MP etc...

I'm neutral pending more feedback and observation, my suggestion is start playing the support roles.

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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by MattAtlas » 13 Dec 2018, 14:08

I dunno about the quirk. While you can probably pull it off something strikes me as odd. Maybe the fact that your story was a bit too memey, but I'm not sure.

I'd like to see you play as support roles for the next few days and RP more. I'll reserve my judgement until then.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by simonset55 » 13 Dec 2018, 14:52

Sleepy Retard wrote:
13 Dec 2018, 13:27
So was this app made as an elaborate joke? I don't get anything interesting from your story besides you shitposting.
Sure you can call it a joke, the story was made to be funny, that's the point. It is up to you to decide whether or not you think it's interesting.

But behind the joke there is a viable quirk that can be used for a synth, and the story portrays that quirk rather well. Ain't that what a story is supposed to do? I could have made a "synth goes to medbay, fixes patients, does something to do with their quirk", but instead i made something a bit different and representative of CM. If this doesn't get accepted just because I made something a bit jokey, then meh.

As for soldier's concerns about not seeing much of the synth as of whole, how would i show it? From the story you can tell it's an ordinary synth that does its job like any other robot, except it's got this silly quirk.

I guess i'll play some support roles again, been a while anyways.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Jakkkk » 13 Dec 2018, 19:24

-1, app seems like more of a meme than a sincere attempt at achieving a whitelist. Plus you never play support roles.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 13 Dec 2018, 20:18

After much discussion with other synths the main quote I took from conversations was that I think should be ahaded

“It’s not a quirk, but a gimmick.”

I am changing my vote to -1

If you really wanna be a synth start playing some support roles and try again in the future. This is nothing against you as a person or player, these are just the facts

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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by simonset55 » 14 Dec 2018, 01:30

The main reason I wanted synth was so that I didn't have to play a support role focused on one thing, such as MT or CT, where you get to do something the first 10-20 minutes of the round and then you stand around alt-tabbed for the rest. I thought being known as someone who isn't completely incompetent would be enough to prove that I know how to play every role, but I guess not.

I also learned that making a story that isn't piss boring is wrong, so there's that. Go ahead and close the app since y'all council members have basically already denied it.
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Sleepy Retard » 14 Dec 2018, 02:17

simonset55 wrote:
14 Dec 2018, 01:30
The main reason I wanted synth was so that I didn't have to play a support role focused on one thing, such as MT or CT, where you get to do something the first 10-20 minutes of the round and then you stand around alt-tabbed for the rest. I thought being known as someone who isn't completely incompetent would be enough to prove that I know how to play every role, but I guess not.

I also learned that making a story that isn't piss boring is wrong, so there's that. Go ahead and close the app since y'all council members have basically already denied it.
Unfortunately if you never play any role to prove your competence then there's nothing to base the belief off. Knowing how to kill aliens just isn't good enough
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Re: Simonset55's synth app - Herbert

Post by Emeraldblood » 16 Dec 2018, 19:16

As others have stated, the quirk is more of a gimmick than anything else and you actually need to know how to play the majority of a support role, not just, "I can open the wiki to start the engines if I need to." Play some support rules and come up with a quirk that enhances your roleplay rather than is your roleplay.

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