going away for a few months.
I won't be able to play with you sons-of-bitches for a little bit. If you've noticed, I haven't been playing as often this month as I had in the past.
I've worked at a little smoke shop selling Juul pods to z a n e b o t-type retards for far too long. I decided to get off the dead-end road I was on and make something of myself. I drove on by to my nearest recruitment office and enlisted with the United States Marine Corps. I've chosen combat support for my MOS, and I'm aiming for artilleryman. Hopefully I'll be able to give retards a 40-pound high-explosive shell instead of cigarettes.
I live in Phoenix, Arizona, but by December 3rd, a military depot in San Diego, California is going to my new home for the next few months. I'm off to become something greater than myself. Off to attend a 13-week college for the phony tough and crazy brave.
Wish me luck.
