Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

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Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jan 2017, 18:51

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Per title

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): Riot Shields RNG has a chance to block Runner and Hunter pounces, full momentum Crusher charges, and Ravager charges, these are things that are way heavier than a full adult male and stand at heights that are beyond that of the average human being (a Runner is actually 7"2, and 200-320 weighs around ibs), and to avoid giving us nerds an aneurysm, or just straight up making the fight more fair rather than one sided for both parties, it'd help to allow Runner castes to knock over the riot shielder and themselves when they lunge.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): If a runner pounces at Harry Cowper from the front, and the RNG allows the runner to get knocked back, then Harry Cowper would receive the same stun as well.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Joe4444 » 12 Jan 2017, 19:00

Crab_Spider wrote:Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Per title

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): Riot Shields RNG has a chance to block Runner and Hunter pounces, full momentum Crusher charges, and Ravager charges, these are things that are way heavier than a full adult male and stand at heights that are beyond that of the average human being (a Runner is actually 7"2, and 200-320 weighs around ibs), and to avoid giving us nerds an aneurysm, or just straight up making the fight more fair rather than one sided for both parties, it'd help to allow Runner castes to knock over the riot shielder and themselves when they lunge.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): If a runner pounces at Harry Cowper from the front, and the RNG allows the runner to get knocked back, then Harry Cowper would receive the same stun as well.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):
getting rid of the entire point of the riot shield other than the fact it can block spit? -1
it can't stop rav charges OR crusher charges also.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by InterroLouis » 12 Jan 2017, 19:16

#triggered. On a more serious note, this would get rid of the only purpose of the riot shield. Add in the factor of xenos being able to slash while bonked in this fashion, and this suggestion doesn't seem necessary.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Tisx » 12 Jan 2017, 19:29

...Really?

OK THEN.

https://youtu.be/w7GFlQgMmOQ?t=20s

What you just saw is a grown man, most likely weighting at least 180+ pounds charging AT FULL SPEED at riot shield, and you know what happened? THE PERSON USING THE SHIELD DIDN'T GET KNOCKED OVER! WHY? PHYSICS, POSITIONING. IF RIOT POLICE JUST GET KNOCKED OVER WHEN A PROTESTER CHARGES AT THEM THEN WHY EVEN USE THE SHIELD? I MEAN. FFS THATS IT'S MAIN PURPOSE IN LIFE AND YOU WISH TO TAKE IT BECAUSE YOU WANT A FAIR FIGHT?

Mate. If you want a fair fight against a marine then you should, you know, doesn't have a riot shield.

Also, Crushers and Ravs are unaffected by riot shields I think

Physics says no, Real world says no.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 12 Jan 2017, 19:30

Sorry fam but it's a -1 from me. Riot shield is pretty handy when dealing with hunters and what not, as said above it would make the shield useless.
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jan 2017, 20:01

InterroLouis wrote:#triggered. On a more serious note, this would get rid of the only purpose of the riot shield. Add in the factor of xenos being able to slash while bonked in this fashion, and this suggestion doesn't seem necessary.
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by DeadLantern » 12 Jan 2017, 20:10

Crab_Spider wrote:I just love pissing you off :)
physics man. the riot shield would still work against hunters/runners.

And yeah, Rav charges and Crusher charges would go straight past the damn thing, but it already does that.
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jan 2017, 20:12

DeadLantern wrote:physics man. the riot shield would still work against hunters/runners.

And yeah, Rav charges and Crusher charges would go straight past the damn thing, but it already does that.
Sometimes they don't. I tried it, and died.
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Casany » 12 Jan 2017, 20:15

-1. I'd be fine with it if aliens couldn't tackle AND slash when knocked down
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by UltimateShrekFan » 12 Jan 2017, 20:29

Casany wrote:-1. I'd be fine with it if aliens couldn't tackle AND slash when knocked down
-1 for the same reasons.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Sad_Corn » 12 Jan 2017, 20:42

Well, this could pretty much kill the marine, imagine two runners, one is trying to pounce and stun you, and the other one will tackle you down

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Rob606 » 14 Jan 2017, 08:17

Riot shield becomes useless. -1
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Surrealistik » 15 Jan 2017, 14:57

Wow, unbelievable; these alien mains will stop at nothing to nerf anything and everything the marines have. In today's edition of Increasing Alien Win Rates to Triple Digits, we have an attempt to make the riot shield totally useless.

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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Jan 2017, 17:10

Surrealistik wrote:Wow, unbelievable; these alien mains will stop at nothing to nerf anything and everything the marines have. In today's edition of Increasing Alien Win Rates to Triple Digits, we have an attempt to make the riot shield totally useless.

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Can you detect satire?
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Re: Pouncing into a riot shield knocks both the Marine and Runner Caste over

Post by Surrealistik » 15 Jan 2017, 17:31

Crab_Spider wrote:Can you detect satire?
Poe's Law.

Beyond that, there was an idiotic and completely sincere suggestion by Paradox not too long ago to reduce marine movespeed by adding gear encumbrance and we all know what happened.

You can't even joke about shit like this because you might just give the admuns bad ideas.
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