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NO SMOKING ASSHOLE!

Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Apr 2017, 12:42

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Implement a button that automatically shuts off cigarettes, lights, welders, and pilot lights of flamers.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): A logically foresight of a military space vessel that must keep tabs on the atmospherics of the vessel, less phoron fires (next to impossible but it helps me sleep at night), and anti smoking message to all the douche bags that find it cool.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): Implement a setting in the air alarms that shuts off items that have anything to do with fire.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): N/A
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Re: NO SMOKING ASSHOLE!

Post by Sleepy Retard » 30 Apr 2017, 12:46

One. Why? Why is this needed at all?

Two. Why would you stop smoke addicts from smoking? Unga dunga, mutiny me want my smokes.

Three. How does this even make sense lore wise?

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Post by Karmac » 30 Apr 2017, 12:47

-1 lame
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Post by Steven Sneider » 30 Apr 2017, 12:53

Even graves got his cigar back. -1
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Post by Kyrac » 30 Apr 2017, 12:54

-1, Marines can die however they want, by acid, or lung cancer.

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Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Apr 2017, 12:55

Fuck you guys...
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Jroinc1 » 30 Apr 2017, 13:07

Out of curiosity, HOW are you suggesting the air alarm does that?

Sprinkler system making the floors slippery?

Fast de-pressurization of the room, extinguishing all fire, and life, inside?

Mechanical arms from the walls that physically remove the cigarette from your mouth?

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Post by Butterrobber202 » 30 Apr 2017, 13:40

Wut duh fuk

This makes no sense, we need welders to run the ship.

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Post by darkwahn » 30 Apr 2017, 13:44

Was this meant for acid goop?
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Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Apr 2017, 14:30

darkwahn wrote:Was this meant for acid goop?
No, I got bored.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by xeno366 » 30 Apr 2017, 16:46

1+ good for doctors they wont have to do lung cancer surgery
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Post by NescauComToddy » 30 Apr 2017, 17:05

Don't turn this into a shitpost. This Isn't the place to reply with shitty memes.
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Post by LordLoko » 30 Apr 2017, 17:07

We're in a retrofuturistic world from the 80s where everyone smokes

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Re: NO SMOKING ASSHOLE!

Post by MrJJJ » 01 May 2017, 01:37

You posted in the wrong forum motherfucker!

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