Worst Roleplayers You've Seen?

[Crab_Spider]

As for the topic, basically anyone who forgets what 'USMC' means the second they see a predator.

What does that mean?

[Derpislav]

I get it for the queen (unless you see her lay eggs) or the sentinel (unless you see it guarding hosts) and possibly the praetorian (but something that badass deserves a name like that), but besides that, it makes sense to call them by their caste name so long as you see them using their defining abilities.

I understand it for Runner, Hunter, Crusher, Ravager, Drone, Carrier, Spitter and Boiler. But who the fuck uses "sentinel" instead of "guard" these days? And I expect maybe one in a thousand of people to know who a praetorian was.

[Harakoni warhawk]

For worst RP it had to be the round where both Doctors got decapped in OR2 and the CMO was a bald mute whow spent the entire time running about and occasionally clubbing people with a Medkit.

I was a Medic that round and ended up doing Surgery.
I know it's against the rules but the MP looked at me trying to do Surgery, looked at the CMO clubbing a dead Marine with a Medkit then went fuck it and started helping.

Had another Baldieitis CMO, kept failing to do surgery on a blind BO.
Took over but halfway during surgery Aliens break into Medbay.
While the Baldie CMO distracted them with his shiny head, the BO complained he was still blind, I told him 'too late' and OD'd him on Oxycodone, gave him a Pulse Rifle and together we died.

TL:DR Shoot Baldie CMO's at round start, ends up solving more problems than it causes.

Let's not forget 'Balto' Crunch. The CO who gave two orders then went mute, managed to cause a Mutiny within 30 minutes.

How he got whitelisted I'll never know. ..

[Halinder]

What does that mean?

It means marines who gladly forsake their other marines in order to be friends with a predator.

[Azmodan412]

Tyler Borealis that scrublord of a Commissar imitator. *BLAM* HERETIC!

[LarryOrtega]

I hate it when players have no regard for Clone Memory Disorder, or CMD.

"whoa man, what happened?"

"You died bro, but that's ok, because we cloned you and shit"

You realize that telling a person that they are a copy of a once dead person is gonna fuck them up, right?

"You're just a mass of meat with the memories and experiences of your real body, you're a soulless body that was bring back to life only to murder poor people, good luck with your pointless existence. "

- Doctor Elliot Riggle to a freshly cloned marine

[Rain7x]

"Why did you shoot multiple People"?

"im crazy"

"That is not a valid reason"

"ok bro thats just ur opinion, learn to roleplay"

[NescauComToddy]

"Why did you shoot multiple People"?

"im crazy"

"That is not a valid reason"

"ok bro thats just ur opinion, learn to roleplay"

Let me guess, the wonders of being a moderator at his finest resulted In this such colloquial and well-explained PM from the respective player that shot everyone because he just indicated his character Is retarded, yet, even with his mental health compromised, he somehow joined the USCM, that would require the minimum grey-mass requirements to follow a rule to not shoot His fellow comrades because of his problem.

[shyshadow]

Obviously, the one and only, Me.

[Renomaki]

You know, when you really think about it.. I am a pretty bad RPer myself.

Weenie was designed to be more of a bumbling, easily scared "weenie", the runt of the squad, the pants wetter, that kinda thing.

But after getting decently robust, he became the opposite of what he was supposed to be: Brave, daring, inspiring, and probably one of the more capable marines on deck. I had to update my bio because of how inaccurate my behavior with him has been. Hell, I only managed to wet my pants about.. What, one or two times in all the time I played as him?

[Derpislav]

I'm that guy that responds to seeing a ravager around the corner by picking up a crowbar and running at him screaming "BRING IT ON", so yeah, I'm a horrible RPer.

[Crab_Spider]

Anyone that will grab a C4 and blow their way into the Brig to bust someone out. They're in there for 20 damn minutes for actually committing a crime, and if it's an SL and the situation is upgraded to the CO telling you to let them go, you get that same reward.
*rant time!

No one is exempt from Marine Law, and if you're going to be that one dick that tells me to do my job despite me doing just that you get extra points. Just because they're in a high rank doesn't mean crap, they are, like in any military, held to a higher standard and will get a more fitting punishment for committing that crime. I'm not going to let them go just because "the Marines need him" because if that's the case, have them merge with another squad or assign the Spec to be the SL until then or give just give them a command headset.

*done

[LarryOrtega]

Anyone that will grab a C4 and blow their way into the Brig to bust someone out. They're in there for 20 damn minutes for actually committing a crime, and if it's an SL and the situation is upgraded to the CO telling you to let them go, you get that same reward.
*rant time!

No one is exempt from Marine Law, and if you're going to be that one dick that tells me to do my job despite me doing just that you get extra points. Just because they're in a high rank doesn't mean crap, they are, like in any military, held to a higher standard and will get a more fitting punishment for committing that crime. I'm not going to let them go just because "the Marines need him" because if that's the case, have them merge with another squad or assignment the Spec to be the SL until then or give just give them a command headset.

*done

You're very mean, you even cuff me for Hacking the vendors...

[Dirty Old Harry]

You're very mean, you even cuff me for Hacking the vendors...

Well i mean i'd probably arrest you for tampering with equipment man, unless the situation called for it or if there were bigger things that required my attention.

[LarryOrtega]

Well i mean i'd probably arrest you for tampering with equipment man, unless the situation called for it or if there were bigger things that required my attention.

Yeah, but hacking vendors it's good for marines and for all the other sulaco crew. AND, don't damage the WY property (If you hack it in the proper way)