Last Words Thread
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Last Words Thread
I don't think I've seen anything like this, but apologies if there exists one already.
Simple idea, state your characters' best last words and maybe the story behind them as well.
I'll start with quite a simple one:
"YES"
I'd been captured by xenos and infected straight after getting off the shuttle (started late game). The xenos mounted a full assault on the shuttle so I was left unguarded when I made a second escape attempt. I made it back to the shuttle to find xenos on its west side so I ran around the bottom (by luck alone avoiding a couple acid bolts) and into the east entrance. The shuttle had been called remotely so the two runners that had entered got off, leaving me there. On my own. Everyone on board was dead. I celebrated with a cry of "YES" only to walk two steps towards checking if the back was safe when I went unconscious from the larva. I was on the floor shaking just until the shuttle landed, at which time the larva was born, replacing me as the sole passenger.
Simple idea, state your characters' best last words and maybe the story behind them as well.
I'll start with quite a simple one:
"YES"
I'd been captured by xenos and infected straight after getting off the shuttle (started late game). The xenos mounted a full assault on the shuttle so I was left unguarded when I made a second escape attempt. I made it back to the shuttle to find xenos on its west side so I ran around the bottom (by luck alone avoiding a couple acid bolts) and into the east entrance. The shuttle had been called remotely so the two runners that had entered got off, leaving me there. On my own. Everyone on board was dead. I celebrated with a cry of "YES" only to walk two steps towards checking if the back was safe when I went unconscious from the larva. I was on the floor shaking just until the shuttle landed, at which time the larva was born, replacing me as the sole passenger.
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Re: Last Words Thread
"I WANT THAT TANK FUCKER KILLED YESTERDAY!"
Before my FOB was line-broken by a Crusher.
Before my FOB was line-broken by a Crusher.
Garth Pawolski, or is it Powalski?
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Back in action.
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Re: Last Words Thread
"T-Tell my daughter that d-daddy won't be making it home for C-Christmas..."
My last request to my SL before I bled out in a nest. These are usually my go to final words when I know I'm about to die.
My last request to my SL before I bled out in a nest. These are usually my go to final words when I know I'm about to die.
Carl Houser, provider of quality medical care since 2180.
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Re: Last Words Thread
few weeks ago, captured, giving all info about nests and shit, then said, james alfonse, medic, signing off, and burst a second later.
The man known as James 'patch' Alfonse. also gets called hotdog and "lemon.
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
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WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
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"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
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Re: Last Words Thread
Make me proud, Marines...
Peter.
Man'sur, The Victorious', Cetanu's Al'nagara.
Retired staff (moderator).
Man'sur, The Victorious', Cetanu's Al'nagara.
Retired staff (moderator).
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Re: Last Words Thread
"These tables should hold."
Plot twist: They didn't.
Plot twist: They didn't.
Marine: Ruben Dario
Yautja: Makauu’rel
Synthetic: Saturn / Shepherd (old model)
Yautja: Makauu’rel
Synthetic: Saturn / Shepherd (old model)
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Re: Last Words Thread
It should've been Persh.
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Re: Last Words Thread
"FLAMETHROWER IS THE BEST WEAPON!"
Promptly got pulled into my own fire and burned to death by a drone
Promptly got pulled into my own fire and burned to death by a drone
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
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"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
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Re: Last Words Thread
"Remember Uganda Squad"
"In 100 years more we will be a story.In 200 years an epic period.In 500 years a medieval tale.
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
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Re: Last Words Thread
"These pills work wonders!"
A second before I realized that I OD'd myself, somehow.
A second before I realized that I OD'd myself, somehow.
Just some funny moments.
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Re: Last Words Thread
Me and Xur hunted the queen. At the end he fell. "For the Greater good". Damn my feels
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Re: Last Words Thread
After a disastrous round as PO, I was on the bridge with the command crew lamenting our poor operation, when an alert came that the Rasputin was on a collision course with the Sulaco. I managed to say "Fuck" before me and the rest of the bridge crew were gibbed.
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Re: Last Words Thread
"If I don't make it look inside my bag you can keep what you find." There was more stuttering when I said it.
I got wounded on the ship after it was boarded and stumbled into mess hall and a medic fixed me up and gave me one last smoke and after burning my face a little lit it for me. They went to prep to get something and I moved to cover them aggravating my wounds and sat in another chair and couldn't move. They sat next to me and I offered them a reward for their help earlier. In my pack was a gold bar, but they were more interested in the chicken meals I had instead.
"Do you think I could light a cigarette with a flamer?" I melted my face off but got revived.
I got wounded on the ship after it was boarded and stumbled into mess hall and a medic fixed me up and gave me one last smoke and after burning my face a little lit it for me. They went to prep to get something and I moved to cover them aggravating my wounds and sat in another chair and couldn't move. They sat next to me and I offered them a reward for their help earlier. In my pack was a gold bar, but they were more interested in the chicken meals I had instead.
"Do you think I could light a cigarette with a flamer?" I melted my face off but got revived.
Bran Jast. Over worked Bridge officer, uncaring MP, injured Marine. Shrug. Now without Robot Arm!
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Re: Last Words Thread
"THIS IS THE KITCHEN"
"AND WE'RE THE EGGS!!"
For some context, earlier in the round me and another marine were looting the kitchen in Nexus and returning everything we got to Engineering, our squad's main FOB.
I put on an apron and he a chef hat, and together we attempted to cook with nothing but milk and eggs. We made ourselves the official cooks on the field of the platoon.
Sadly though the other marine was killed while fighting, and sometime after I was captured. Turns out the hunter was the marine now in alien-form, ready to watch me burst and ascend to xenohood myself.
Rowan Hughes, whoever you are, good cooking m8.
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Re: Last Words Thread
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals says, "IF I AIN'T GONNA DIE FIGHTING, I'LL FIGHT MY SELF!"
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals places their .44 Revovler in their mouth ready to end their life....
CLICK!
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals says, "FUCKING GOD DAMN IT"
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as stabbed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as slashed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals mourns, "Ain't no worm taking my life from me."
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals places their .44 Revovler in their mouth ready to end their life....
CLICK!
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals says, "FUCKING GOD DAMN IT"
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as stabbed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as slashed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals mourns, "Ain't no worm taking my life from me."
LOOC Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals "I swear to god if I haven't broken a bone to this moment. I need to head back to get my replacement Titanium plates."
LOOC John '???' Baker? "Better get running"
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LOOC John '???' Baker? "Better get running"
Sometimes, Snowflakes are not needed, but this one keeps pushing the fact.
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Re: Last Words Thread
Curtis Weeter- GET BACK CUB! before a Queen sliced his head off
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Re: Last Words Thread
" Oh. "
Mostly none because Kathleen Redd always dies by surprise after signing off for other dying people. Unrobust
Mostly none because Kathleen Redd always dies by surprise after signing off for other dying people. Unrobust
Careless, as usual.
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Re: Last Words Thread
"Give me gauze please"
Last words before my head went flying from a knife.
and then they gave me a gauze.
Last words before my head went flying from a knife.
and then they gave me a gauze.