Last Words Thread

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Last Words Thread

Post by Sancronis » 09 Feb 2017, 17:25

I don't think I've seen anything like this, but apologies if there exists one already.

Simple idea, state your characters' best last words and maybe the story behind them as well.


I'll start with quite a simple one:

"YES"

I'd been captured by xenos and infected straight after getting off the shuttle (started late game). The xenos mounted a full assault on the shuttle so I was left unguarded when I made a second escape attempt. I made it back to the shuttle to find xenos on its west side so I ran around the bottom (by luck alone avoiding a couple acid bolts) and into the east entrance. The shuttle had been called remotely so the two runners that had entered got off, leaving me there. On my own. Everyone on board was dead. I celebrated with a cry of "YES" only to walk two steps towards checking if the back was safe when I went unconscious from the larva. I was on the floor shaking just until the shuttle landed, at which time the larva was born, replacing me as the sole passenger.
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Karmac » 09 Feb 2017, 17:30

"I WANT THAT TANK FUCKER KILLED YESTERDAY!"

Before my FOB was line-broken by a Crusher.
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Post by XenonDragneel » 09 Feb 2017, 17:41

"나는 네 번째 명예였다."
When u talk sh** to the IB
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Saxis » 09 Feb 2017, 17:48

"T-Tell my daughter that d-daddy won't be making it home for C-Christmas..."

My last request to my SL before I bled out in a nest. These are usually my go to final words when I know I'm about to die.
Carl Houser, provider of quality medical care since 2180.

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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Jaketeaking » 09 Feb 2017, 18:00

few weeks ago, captured, giving all info about nests and shit, then said, james alfonse, medic, signing off, and burst a second later.
The man known as James 'patch' Alfonse. also gets called hotdog and "lemon.
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Post by NescauComToddy » 09 Feb 2017, 18:03

Make me proud, Marines...
Peter.

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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Heckenshutze » 13 Feb 2017, 21:32

"These tables should hold."


Plot twist: They didn't.
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Post by Halinder » 13 Feb 2017, 21:37

It should've been Persh.
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Casany » 13 Feb 2017, 21:53

"FLAMETHROWER IS THE BEST WEAPON!"

Promptly got pulled into my own fire and burned to death by a drone
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Post by LarryOrtega » 15 Feb 2017, 13:17

"Remember Uganda Squad"
"In 100 years more we will be a story.In 200 years an epic period.In 500 years a medieval tale.
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "


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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Imperator_Titan » 19 Feb 2017, 09:20

"These pills work wonders!"

A second before I realized that I OD'd myself, somehow.

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Post by Recounted » 19 Feb 2017, 14:32

"we got this"
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Aetsuki » 19 Feb 2017, 17:38

No it's okay, I ejected the magazine.
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Post by RedsPro » 23 Feb 2017, 04:06

Me and Xur hunted the queen. At the end he fell. "For the Greater good". Damn my feels
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Jonesome » 24 Mar 2017, 07:11

After a disastrous round as PO, I was on the bridge with the command crew lamenting our poor operation, when an alert came that the Rasputin was on a collision course with the Sulaco. I managed to say "Fuck" before me and the rest of the bridge crew were gibbed.
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Post by 4thsurviver » 24 Mar 2017, 17:25

"If I don't make it look inside my bag you can keep what you find." There was more stuttering when I said it.
I got wounded on the ship after it was boarded and stumbled into mess hall and a medic fixed me up and gave me one last smoke and after burning my face a little lit it for me. They went to prep to get something and I moved to cover them aggravating my wounds and sat in another chair and couldn't move. They sat next to me and I offered them a reward for their help earlier. In my pack was a gold bar, but they were more interested in the chicken meals I had instead.

"Do you think I could light a cigarette with a flamer?" I melted my face off but got revived.
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Post by Martzin » 01 Apr 2017, 01:48

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"THIS IS THE KITCHEN"
"AND WE'RE THE EGGS!!"

For some context, earlier in the round me and another marine were looting the kitchen in Nexus and returning everything we got to Engineering, our squad's main FOB.
I put on an apron and he a chef hat, and together we attempted to cook with nothing but milk and eggs. We made ourselves the official cooks on the field of the platoon.

Sadly though the other marine was killed while fighting, and sometime after I was captured. Turns out the hunter was the marine now in alien-form, ready to watch me burst and ascend to xenohood myself.

Rowan Hughes, whoever you are, good cooking m8.
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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Nightwolf901 » 01 Apr 2017, 02:05

Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals says, "IF I AIN'T GONNA DIE FIGHTING, I'LL FIGHT MY SELF!"
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals places their .44 Revovler in their mouth ready to end their life....
CLICK!
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals says, "FUCKING GOD DAMN IT"
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as stabbed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals as slashed Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals in the head with the M11 Combat Bayonet

Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals mourns, "Ain't no worm taking my life from me."
LOOC Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals "I swear to god if I haven't broken a bone to this moment. I need to head back to get my replacement Titanium plates."
LOOC John '???' Baker? "Better get running"


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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by johners12345 » 01 Apr 2017, 19:09

Curtis Weeter- GET BACK CUB! before a Queen sliced his head off

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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by Zantus » 02 Apr 2017, 00:08

" Oh. "
Mostly none because Kathleen Redd always dies by surprise after signing off for other dying people. Unrobust
Careless, as usual.

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Re: Last Words Thread

Post by MrJJJ » 05 Apr 2017, 00:53

"Give me gauze please"
Last words before my head went flying from a knife.

and then they gave me a gauze.

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