-I'm a medic
-Putting a soldier that can't move in wheelchair
-Xenos break in Medbay
-Leave guy in wheelchair to die
-Eventually I get caught
-I'm able to free myself from the nest
-Young spitter sees me
-I get into a fucking fist fight with the alien actually lasting a good amount of time
Short funny story
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Short funny story
Andrew Fern, a marine who manages to be chill in every fucking situation, even if he sucks at his job.
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- xeno366
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Re: Short funny story
tbh this is not funny
few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health
few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health
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Re: Short funny story
Boilers are shit at killing shit. That drone had no excuse dying in that manner, he hath brought shame to my kind.xeno366 wrote:tbh this is not funny
few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
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Re: Short funny story
Honestly a drone with frenzy should be able to easily solo most marines, especially in melee. As for boiler, those things are the opposite of melee.
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- Crab_Spider
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Re: Short funny story
They're not suitable for range either. They're worthlessTheMaskedMan2 wrote:Honestly a drone with frenzy should be able to easily solo most marines, especially in melee. As for boiler, those things are the opposite of melee.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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- Renomaki
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Re: Short funny story
Piff, that is nothin, me and an engineer once managed to kill a queen with our knives during a last stand at Nexus. There were only about 4 of us when it happened and a swarm of xenos approaching. Naturally, it was a very memorable moment for this weenie.xeno366 wrote:tbh this is not funny
few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health
Sometimes, bravery comes from the most unlikely sources.
An inspirational song for when ye be feeling blue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5_zvuPw8xU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5_zvuPw8xU
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Re: Short funny story
what the fuck this is clickbait
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Re: Short funny story
I just posted a story I thought was funny and we come to this: People discussing about who did the most epic things. Man, just chill.
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"This day went from 0 to 100 real quick. Hardcore."
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