Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Skimmy2 » 21 Jun 2017, 02:17

Fact 40: Xenos are attracted to lasers like kittens, lure them into it!
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Redikalzip » 21 Jun 2017, 02:22

Fact ower 1000: Queen cannot be stunned. Ravager cannot be.. stunned! And.. Ravager can kill you (very very easy).
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Post by Crab_Spider » 21 Jun 2017, 06:31

Fact 40: Flak rounds from snipers pierce to targets behind whoever was shot.

Fact 41: You can create a securitron with a few tools.

Fact 42: Its a well-known fact most of the Heads are more conventionally attractive than the other staff.
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Post by SagaSword » 21 Jun 2017, 07:14

Fact 42(#2): Heads can be earned either by making a mutiny for power or FFing the shit outta the marine's face infront of you.

Fact 43: Most nerds purchasing a machete from Cargo obviously want it to solo some pred's ass, and must be ding dong bannued.

Fact 44: You must acknowledge the fact that CM is a salt generator
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Crab_Spider » 21 Jun 2017, 10:02

Fact 49: There was a way to know how much damage it took for a xenomorph to die with health analyzers, but now that's been patched (thanks you, TopHatPenguin).

Fact 50: Riot shields were broken enough to block ravager charges, but they've been nerfed to circumvent that.

Fact 51: Riot shields block any and all attempts to be moved. With this attribute, you can funnel lesser castes into a choke point and lay waste to them.

Fact 52: You can break bone in one shot with a standard M44.
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Post by Dolth » 21 Jun 2017, 10:16

Crab_Spider wrote: Fact 51: Riot shields block any and all attempts to be moved. With this attribute, you can funnel lesser castes into a choke point and lay waste to them.
Wrong.

Since the unlawful nerf. Riotshields can be charged by ravs and chargs AND can be pushed away.

Fact 53: Rhodes is a heartless cunt.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Crab_Spider » 21 Jun 2017, 11:24

Fact 54: I'm a heartless cunt and I'm applying for mod. Mods that enhance the performance of a gun (barring of accuracy) aren't very good.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Dolth » 22 Jun 2017, 03:07

Fact 55: Dual wielding when correctly used is VERY dangerous.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Redikalzip » 22 Jun 2017, 04:04

Fact $$: Drill is very dangerous weapon! More tham katana.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Renomaki » 22 Jun 2017, 12:04

You know, I'm starting wonder if people know that this thread is supposed to be a place of sarcasm?

you have people that leave "facts" that are more just jabs at the community and the game, but then you have people who think that this is a place where you post real facts and tips.

Just saying mates, this might confuse a few readers and cause some of them to think that blowing your brains out really is perfectly ok when it isn't.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by SagaSword » 22 Jun 2017, 12:06

Renomaki wrote:You know, I'm starting wonder if people know that this thread is supposed to be a place of sarcasm?

you have people that leave "facts" that are more just jabs at the community and the game, but then you have people who think that this is a place where you post real facts and tips.

Just saying mates, this might confuse a few readers and cause some of them to think that blowing your brains out really is perfectly ok when it isn't.
If they read the first page of the post they'll know it's just a salty board to put all your salty notes.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Dolth » 22 Jun 2017, 13:33

Doesn't matter. If some people serious post and a reader reads stuff for real. Well. It's still a good thing.
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Recounted » 23 Jun 2017, 04:49

Tip 69: if your not the first one to RO for attachments your tooo slow
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Re: Facts that you should know about CM V2.0

Post by Tidomann » 23 Jun 2017, 21:25

If the mps don't let you through the checkpoint, you were too late. You should have already blown out the glass.


Once you get attachments go into the other RO line to get more attachments.
It's pretty bad how many people do this regularly.

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