Your most salty moments here!

[Crab_Spider]

ur bad

Thanks, I try my best.

[TehSpoderman]

Getting a 7 ban for powergaming before my probation can end. I was so sad, I couldn't even salt. Someone insult me.

U r a fucking cuckeroo

[Winter]

Actually, my saltiest moment would be my first round.

I joined as a doctor to help out, and was getting ready to make peri and bicaridine when the CMO forbade doctors from making medicine saying it was too advanced for us. Well, we had no researchers, so - no meds. The medics roll in and I get called a retard, and worse. I ahelp it, get told I can't just ignore the CMO. Great.

Engine goes fucky, and we all get irradiated. CMO feeds me an entire bottle of Russian Reds, I die and get left because I am an 'uncloneable retard who doesn't deserve to be revived'. Meanwhile, they revive the CMO and treat her like she's helpful despite killing several people and refusing to let us make meds.

I'm glad I gave the game a second chance, but eesh.

[fatalityfun]

an 'uncloneable retard who doesn't deserve to be revived'.

sounds like cm

[NoahKirchner]

Actually, my saltiest moment would be my first round.

I joined as a doctor to help out, and was getting ready to make peri and bicaridine when the CMO forbade doctors from making medicine saying it was too advanced for us. Well, we had no researchers, so - no meds. The medics roll in and I get called a retard, and worse. I ahelp it, get told I can't just ignore the CMO. Great.

Engine goes fucky, and we all get irradiated. CMO feeds me an entire bottle of Russian Reds, I die and get left because I am an 'uncloneable retard who doesn't deserve to be revived'. Meanwhile, they revive the CMO and treat her like she's helpful despite killing several people and refusing to let us make meds. :|

I'm glad I gave the game a second chance, but eesh.

That has to be the unluckiest first round I have ever heard of.

[MrJJJ]

>When your bones get broken in one hit by a young runner
>When you get decapped in 3 hits by a elite hunter with armor even softening blows
>When a SMG bullet breaks your leg that was not injured before in one shot
>When you miss buckshot directly at something infront of you
>When a marine uses burstfire with AP at a runner that just pounced you and you instantly die
>When a marine is the blindest baldie that exists and shotguns you while trying to shotgun a predator point blank so you lose a arm and then does the same to another marine and die to a pred explosion later on without firing a round at xenos
Fucking WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[alekfenrir]

Since I just started playing medic: when someone shoves you aside from the guy you're working on!!
Grah!

[Ikmalmn]

Since I just started playing medic: when someone shoves you aside from the guy you're working on!!
Grah!

Your going to have that problem alot.... Trust me, it's the "least" of your problems.

[DrPng]

Getting killed as a xenomorph when you could've been dragged to safety but the xeno trying to drag you wasn't using hotkeys or took a few hours to actually hook on to you correctly.

[darkwahn]

When you go through the "work" of dragging a marine away without damaging them much at all as a hunter, and random young runner comes up and slashes the hell out of them.

Worst time was when it was a sentinel who I thought was just going to help me bring back the marine. Nope, the sent just killed her even when I told it to stop, even when the queen told it to stop.

[TheDonkified]

When you go through the "work" of dragging a marine away without damaging them much at all as a hunter, and random young runner comes up and slashes the hell out of them.

Worst time was when it was a sentinel who I thought was just going to help me bring back the marine. Nope, the sent just killed her even when I told it to stop, even when the queen told it to stop.

I can relate. Too many times have bloodthirsty xenos messed up my efforts to either bring a host to our hive or mess with a marine.

[Mister Jeether]

I've had ALOT of salty moments, the number is huge, and several more will come.

A salty moment that happened with me recently was when i was survivor, headed to south compound to find 3 runners camping the building, waiting someone loot the dead PMC body and the crates of weapons west.

The three runners ran after me till the depths of hell, then i got surrounded and decapped.

Also, i remember once, in LV, at roundstart as survivor, in the first 30 seconds of the round, a runner came out of nowhere, tackled and devoured me, when i had no sharp weapon to reverse-chestburst, then i got nested and soon hugged, till the spitters started to cornerspit me when i break free of nests.

Each time i die, i spread some salt in the deadchat for sometime. Till i start to complain how the marines are baldies and that they need to rush B.

[caleeb101]

The time I managed to get up in a nest and actually equip my flamer without the RNGEE gods favouring the young runner managing to tackle me first time every single attempt, ONLY for the flamethrower not to work when I clicked on the tile behind the runner to roast it. And yes, I checked the tank was not empty. I got even more pissed when in the A-help the admin responded asking me the classic: 'was it full', 'did you wield it with two hands' like I was some baldie.

[Tysonix]

The time I managed to get up in a nest and actually equip my flamer without the RNGEE gods favouring the young runner managing to tackle me first time every single attempt, ONLY for the flamethrower not to work when I clicked on the tile behind the runner to roast it. And yes, I checked the tank was not empty. I got even more pissed when in the A-help the admin responded asking me the classic: 'was it full', 'did you wield it with two hands' like I was some baldie.

Happened to me a month back, not entirely sure why it didnt work, but aside from my confusion, I ended up not caring much about it, had the fortune to live through it. Weirdly enough it was also to a runner.

[TheDonkified]

Was it a darkness tile you clicked on, or an item / the floor?

[Challenger]

Was the flamethrower lit? You need to hit unique-action to light the tip. You baldie.

[Winter]

That has to be the unluckiest first round I have ever heard of.

It was not a good start. I'm glad I came back after awhile to give the game another chance.

[Asmodius]

I was a survivor one round, and I think I was the only survivor to make it back to the ship, and I was praising them, thinking they were so good and great for saving my life. I went straight to medical because they checked me for viruses and shit like that, the drunk CE comes in and sees me armed to the teeth, P90, HG37, 88m4 on my waist, he says to me, "give me your guns." The natural survivor thing is, "You don't know what's going on down there man! I need these to protect myself!" He attempts to disarm me and my P90 goes off, hitting him in the arm. He immediately goes into Command and Normal comms, "THE SURVIVOR IS HOSTILE, HE SHOT ME." Here I am going like, "W-What? You just shot yoursel-" I get cut off mid-sentence by the doctor who proceeded to successfully disarm me and pick up my P90 which is loaded with its special AP rounds. I have riot gear on, so bullet damage isn't as bad as it would've been, but, I'm sitting there, running from the doctor who's gunning me down with my own gun, and 20 AP into my back later, I finally fall down inside of one of the dropships, crying and bleeding out. The CE starts bashing my skull in with a crowbar and the doctor is still shooting me, the CMP comes by and asks what's going on and the CE goes, "We took down a hostile." I then get arrested while bleeding out and dying, and he drags me away, no rollerbed and I get stripped of all my gear. Now here I am, crying and sobbing inside of the brig cell when a Runner comes out of the vent and slaughters the MP that was watching me. Now I'm even more fucking hysterical and unsure of what was going on because I thought I had gotten away from the threat on the ground. Eventually, I get out, hole myself in some small little thing and get to the CL, who holds me like a Mother does a child. the PMCs come by eventually and the CL goes, "He's evac'ing with me." The PMC officer prevents me from getting into the pod with the CL and two PMCs instead evac with the CL.

Now I'm even further confused and while I did eventually evac and the doctor who shot me went SSD right before his execution did make it out scot-free. I'm still terrified of bad staff.

[Tysonix]

I was a survivor one round, and I think I was the only survivor to make it back to the ship, and I was praising them, thinking they were so good and great for saving my life. I went straight to medical because they checked me for viruses and shit like that, the drunk CE comes in and sees me armed to the teeth, P90, HG37, 88m4 on my waist, he says to me, "give me your guns." The natural survivor thing is, "You don't know what's going on down there man! I need these to protect myself!" He attempts to disarm me and my P90 goes off, hitting him in the arm. He immediately goes into Command and Normal comms, "THE SURVIVOR IS HOSTILE, HE SHOT ME." Here I am going like, "W-What? You just shot yoursel-" I get cut off mid-sentence by the doctor who proceeded to successfully disarm me and pick up my P90 which is loaded with its special AP rounds. I have riot gear on, so bullet damage isn't as bad as it would've been, but, I'm sitting there, running from the doctor who's gunning me down with my own gun, and 20 AP into my back later, I finally fall down inside of one of the dropships, crying and bleeding out. The CE starts bashing my skull in with a crowbar and the doctor is still shooting me, the CMP comes by and asks what's going on and the CE goes, "We took down a hostile." I then get arrested while bleeding out and dying, and he drags me away, no rollerbed and I get stripped of all my gear. Now here I am, crying and sobbing inside of the brig cell when a Runner comes out of the vent and slaughters the MP that was watching me. Now I'm even more fucking hysterical and unsure of what was going on because I thought I had gotten away from the threat on the ground. Eventually, I get out, hole myself in some small little thing and get to the CL, who holds me like a Mother does a child. the PMCs come by eventually and the CL goes, "He's evac'ing with me." The PMC officer prevents me from getting into the pod with the CL and two PMCs instead evac with the CL.

Now I'm even further confused and while I did eventually evac and the doctor who shot me went SSD right before his execution did make it out scot-free. I'm still terrified of bad staff.

Wow, that must have been a pretty awful round.

[IronTeapot]

As a Combat medic, new loadout to trial and even AP rounds for my M39 to enjoy however I got left behind after treating a guy and getting him Medevac'd. I found myself alone at DS2 on LV, Within a minute a hunter found me and pounced me, I didn't get up before it ripped off my right arm and despite desperately spam clicking on it when I got up I couldn't draw my weapon (Keep in mind I use my left hand). Anyway three attempts and a growing number of grievous wounds later I get off three shots before I go down for the last time and die within 20 minutes of landing.

The game then goes on for another three hours and the Xenos don't bother to ever infect any marines, damn was I salty.

[jusa297]

I was a survivor one round, and I think I was the only survivor to make it back to the ship, and I was praising them, thinking they were so good and great for saving my life. I went straight to medical because they checked me for viruses and shit like that, the drunk CE comes in and sees me armed to the teeth, P90, HG37, 88m4 on my waist, he says to me, "give me your guns." The natural survivor thing is, "You don't know what's going on down there man! I need these to protect myself!" He attempts to disarm me and my P90 goes off, hitting him in the arm. He immediately goes into Command and Normal comms, "THE SURVIVOR IS HOSTILE, HE SHOT ME." Here I am going like, "W-What? You just shot yoursel-" I get cut off mid-sentence by the doctor who proceeded to successfully disarm me and pick up my P90 which is loaded with its special AP rounds. I have riot gear on, so bullet damage isn't as bad as it would've been, but, I'm sitting there, running from the doctor who's gunning me down with my own gun, and 20 AP into my back later, I finally fall down inside of one of the dropships, crying and bleeding out. The CE starts bashing my skull in with a crowbar and the doctor is still shooting me, the CMP comes by and asks what's going on and the CE goes, "We took down a hostile." I then get arrested while bleeding out and dying, and he drags me away, no rollerbed and I get stripped of all my gear. Now here I am, crying and sobbing inside of the brig cell when a Runner comes out of the vent and slaughters the MP that was watching me. Now I'm even more fucking hysterical and unsure of what was going on because I thought I had gotten away from the threat on the ground. Eventually, I get out, hole myself in some small little thing and get to the CL, who holds me like a Mother does a child. the PMCs come by eventually and the CL goes, "He's evac'ing with me." The PMC officer prevents me from getting into the pod with the CL and two PMCs instead evac with the CL.

Now I'm even further confused and while I did eventually evac and the doctor who shot me went SSD right before his execution did make it out scot-free. I'm still terrified of bad staff.

>Not ahelping the medic who filled you with ap so admons can ban him.

[alekfenrir]

When the switches for Survivor reset and you wind up on the plant with no clue whas going on and Die in thirty seconds. Waste of a round!

[Asmodius]

>Not ahelping the medic who filled you with ap so admons can ban him.

i did ahelp and the CE "didnt see" that my gun went off due to struggle so the entire thing was counted as IC while i was getting fucked up with my own gear

[DreadPirateFury]

My saltiest moment was dealing with heat from some Mature Runner 663 telling me I was a beta cuck for roleplaying a female. Fun fact I was complaining about people being salty, which made me salty, giving this troll a window into my soul which he then sought out to exploit.

I succumbed to the trolls... NEVER AGAIN.

[solidfury7]

Oddly enough, getting no attachments rubs me the wrong way. As SL or Medic, as I tend to NEED them with the loadouts I take.


Sometimes it'll even drive me to cryo. Mag harnesses are essential to me.