Your most salty moments here!

[Enceri]

Spending 30 minutes gearing up to die within 5 minutes. :^)

[Winter]

It does make me sad when SOs and SLs request a bunch of stuff, then no one tells me if I'm beacon dropping it or sending it on the dropship.

[VitorZzP]

I get S A L T Y every round.

[Lumdor]

When everyone is trying to run away through a door, that only one person can go through at a time; so you wait to be the last one and get mauled to death in the process.

[Terminutter]

As of today, I discovered that ALL souto soda is the same - be it classic, lime, cherry or grape, of each of the diet or classic varieties, it is all Souto Classic as a chemical.

I am very salty. How can I mix and match the unique liquids, when there is no difference in the drink!

[TehSpoderman]

As of today, I discovered that ALL souto soda is the same - be it classic, lime, cherry or grape, of each of the diet or classic varieties, it is all Souto Classic as a chemical.

I am very salty. How can I mix and match the unique liquids, when there is no difference in the drink!

It was all a ruse. We deceived you all.

[WinterClould]

As of today, I discovered that ALL souto soda is the same - be it classic, lime, cherry or grape, of each of the diet or classic varieties, it is all Souto Classic as a chemical.

I am very salty. How can I mix and match the unique liquids, when there is no difference in the drink!

I now must know, does Souto have any effect? I buy and drink it for the lols but if its actually got a use I'd love to know.

[Terminutter]

I now must know, does Souto have any effect? I buy and drink it for the lols but if its actually got a use I'd love to know.

Nothing that I know of, it's all the chemical "Souto Classic", even the flavoured ones and the diet ones are "Souto Classic" - 50 units.
So I led a Hooch brewing revolution, making my own drink.

[PandaCG]

it was 15 seconds. 15 whole seconds.

i joined the game at about the 1:30 mark thinking: "Oh, wow, it's a new round already?"

i click join USCM, i click marine because it's late round.

i spawn in, i look around, an ancient runner comes up, i eat some pizza on the floor and steal a uscm uniform.

wait what? an ancient runner? too late, i'm dead.

i experienced a 15 second round. a whole 15 seconds.

[Bloodl1ke]

Last night I died way too early in a round because I was too busy looting donuts. I hate donuts now.

[Robotonic]

it was 15 seconds. 15 whole seconds.

-snip-

Bet you can't beat my 10 second round. Join as Squad Marine, one and a half second later a young hunter jumps me and lands some pretty mediocre hits which breaks an arm or something, I run south a few tiles but before I know it an elite runner leaps on me, slashes my arm off and I die, 10 seconds.
I think a medic spent a good 10 minutes trying to revive me too, but I was just too dead.

There's also that time I got off the shuttle on the first drop, got leapt by a runner and died within a minute or so of the first landing.

[Swagile]

Decapped from one hit by a young hunter while at full health, no broken anything, and wearing a helmet.

Made me a firm believer of the headband cult.

[darkwahn]

Decapped from one hit by a young hunter while at full health, no broken anything, and wearing a helmet.

Made me a firm believer of the headband cult.

I accidentally did that to a marine a little while back, I was even aiming at their arm.

[Crab_Spider]

Decapped from one hit by a young hunter while at full health, no broken anything, and wearing a helmet.

Made me a firm believer of the headband cult.

Liar!

[Wubs4Scrubs]

Oh man, I remember one time where a crusher was getting shot at by around 6 marines, some with AP ammo and even after it went into crit and was just lying there it continued to deflect nearly every bullet shot at it. Seeing a downed xeno in its supposedly most vulnerable state continue to just ignore punishment from concentrated fire from multiple people rustled my jimmies a decent bit.

I even managed to find the video for it.

[Blade2000Br]

None. I don't get salty in games.

Played toi much strategy and thinking games to care to be salty when I die.
*Salute

Feweh will never get salt from me. Aaaahyeah.