Funiest/Badass/Funniest Survivor Moments In CM?

[Rustarus]

I once got survivor, was an idiot and ran off without metal to hide out... if you aint gonna hide in a locker, you gotta make a mini hut in all honesty. But... I broke into the nexus sec and got a shotgun and sec armor and shit, and ran to power.. to encounter a wild runner. The runner evolved into a hunter, slashed me a shit ton but I ran and it let me run.... but I got back to the nexus to heal up and all of the sudden the same hunter comes back with like... 5 other hunters (it was scary) and they broke into sec where I was hiding and did an invisibility light show sorta... just flashing their invisibility shit, and then dragged me to their hive where I could stand... being surrounded by the queen and fucking 10 xenos at once. It was amazing. But what experiences have YOU had as survivor? They could range from badass, to just flat out funny to even the funnest.

[Crab_Spider]

I once managed to get most of the xenos to chase me down as I fought for my life but eventually bursted. The kicker? Marines metarushed, grabbed my body from the tfort, bought it up for cloning, and we won (I think). This was one of Feweh's events and I was kind of confused on everything, but I still managed to be the escape artist I claimed to be 2 weeks prior to that.

[TheMaskedMan2]

I once hid in a bodybag for 2 hours.

Preeeetty robusto if you ask me.

[Casany]

I once killed a mature spitter with a CMB revolver

I know, most robust thing right?

[4thsurviver]

I once got saved by another survivor from a locked room and ended up accidentally shooting them as we started to set up a defensive position. Luckily marines showed up like 40 seconds after, as we started to hear Xenos coming for us. I was playing a cowardly survivor and the other 2 were untrusting people that wanted their guns back and kept causing problems trying to get them. They decided to go down to the surface again and I went to the DS to say my goodbyes and the DS took off with me on it. As I went to find a seat an Engineer finished setting up turret and it shot me dead. That was the longest I ever made it as a survivor.

[MrJJJ]

Tried to rush Research Lab when it had 3 We-yu crates, encountered Queen, fired about 10 slugs at her, she was just injured from all of that, and i killed about 3 aliens before getting to her, 10/10

[IronTeapot]

On Ice Colony I had nothing but a toolbox, bearing in mind that I had only played Ice Colony a few times beforehand and not for all that long. Anyway after desperately pulling up the map and trying to find an actual weapon I blundered into a runner; luckily the server was experiencing massive lag spikes so I spent about ten minutes trying to batter it to death in the snow. Slashing hadn't been turned on so it kept trying to tackle me while I ran laps hitting it in the face, alas likely due to my attempts of survival the queen turned on slashing... It got messy fast, I got shredded and after chasing it off again I tried to weld myself inside a room, blinding myself in the process before succumbing to my wounds.

I didn't even have survivor toggled, though to my credit I took 1/3 of its health apparently.

[Rustarus]

On Ice Colony I had nothing but a toolbox, bearing in mind that I had only played Ice Colony a few times beforehand and not for all that long. Anyway after desperately pulling up the map and trying to find an actual weapon I blundered into a runner; luckily the server was experiencing massive lag spikes so I spent about ten minutes trying to batter it to death in the snow. Slashing hadn't been turned on so it kept trying to tackle me while I ran laps hitting it in the face, alas likely due to my attempts of survival the queen turned on slashing... It got messy fast, I got shredded and after chasing it off again I tried to weld myself inside a room, blinding myself in the process before succumbing to my wounds.

I didn't even have survivor toggled, though to my credit I took 1/3 of its health apparently.

Fucking hell, now THAT is robust!

[Martzin]

One time I got survior on LV-426 and met this other guy and we holed up in Sec in the Nexus. Things didnt go so well as we watched the xenos bust all the lights making it pitch-black and they cornered us in the room. They tackled my bud and dragged him off while I ran through pitch darkness with a sentinel on my tail.

I fought the thing in pitch fucking blackness with nothing but a fork and my bare hands and I managed to not get face-hugged, or dragged away from the nexus. I made it to LZ1 where we had a final show-down and I began punching it in the face, running in circles taunting the un-robust alien. Sadly though my robustness on this xenomorph ended when it tackled me, put me in a nest right on the landing pad and watched as the dropship crushed and gibbed me into thousands of pieces. It was fun to see the marines' reactions, if only they knew how I ended up there...

[Asmodius]

I could copy and paste the story I had put into salty moments, but, this is also a good one.

Being me, and AS CRAFTY AND SHITTY AT THE GAME AS I AM, these other two survivors were still arguably shittier than me combined. I had somehow found them all together and managed to arm them to the teeth with various weapons, while all I had was the Colony Shotgun, the HG37 and a maintenance belt full of tools. However! I had no welding goggles, my welding choices were limited. I had three welds before I went officially blind and I had to make them count. One of the bald survivors, let's call him Steve, had chosen to have robotic limbs and the random limb damage you get? Yeap, his right arm was malfunctioning, with my first weld, I had fixed his malfunctioning hand, I assumed having another gun couldn't of been bad. My next weld was a door, it kept a fair amount of Xenos away from us for the short time it was welded. We had no base or hut, we were simply roaming and hoping for the best, and somehow, we did live for some while. Eventually, I needed to reweld their arm and that was the official blinding moment. My screen was now a permanent white fog as we roamed Ice Colony, all I was able to see were white hues, surrounding me. I check the timer, 12:33, I run to the LZ! MAYBE SANCTUARY FINALLY!? No...

Only despair. Nothing there for me. Throughout our running and hoping, they had shot me several times, I needed to splint my wounds, lick them. Keep my two children working and running. It took a final .357 to my arm to shatter it, making me shudder in pain and lose grip of my shotgun whenever I attempted to wield it. The Mature Hunter was purposely focusing me, doing his god-given duty of annihilating me and putting me into an unconscious state to where I finally died. Eventually, 12:38 rolls around, somehow the two survivors, low on ammo, had held off the Xeno menace while I died.

I died keeping my two children alive, I loved them, cared for them, gave them their equipment while I was bruised, burned, shot! Blinded...

I was just a caring Mother.

[Rustarus]

Noice. Heres a story I can relate to. I found a survivor on LV at engineering, and I broke into the hut to get the double barreled shotgun, and used it for the first time. Now this guy, I instantly love. I THINK I know his name, but we can just call him Krez (Close to his name). I know I sorta told this story before, but never really in real detail. Now, this guy broke into the nexus sec, had ammo, and a shotgun along with building materials. I had found a toolbox, but had no welding goggles so we could barely weld shit. We went down to secure storage, where we found a tunnel.... and ehm. Decided to put girders around it, because why not? We then ran up north, towards the hut again, and fount yet another tunnel. Yet again, we put girders around it... but this time it was amazing. We were ambushed by a runner, which I had shot once and then missed the other, and it pounced me. I ran back over to my bud who had been splitten up with me and saved me, fucking killing it like a badass. I ran back to my gun, and he gave me some buckshot ammo, and there was a fucking spitter and hunter on the tunnel from the girders. We legit killed about 4-5 xenos by this time.

We ran to the hut, and he was badly hurt. He drank the booze (Which reduces the pain so you can heal) and I fortified the area. It was really fucking safe. We heard the DS land and then by the time we got there, the fucking marines ignored us. Once they all left, and left us in the DS we kept locking them out of it, because they were acting like shitbags to us... and ehm. Eventually a hunter broke in and we, yet again, got another kill. I think we got about 6 kills that day, just the two of us. We never FF'd each other, and we both needed each other to survive. Eventually we made it up.... and ehm, I think we may have killed a few people by locking them out of the DS planetside but.. PSSSSH.

Now, THIS was one of the best survivor rounds I have ever had. Fucking amazing.

[Asmodius]

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were you the two survivors that came up to the ship armed to the teeth in marine gear? I was CL that round as Asmodius, I'm sorry I had to keep you in my office for so long, if it was you. I did eventually get you out like I said I would, though.

[Rustarus]

were you the two survivors that came up to the ship armed to the teeth in marine gear? I was CL that round as Asmodius, I'm sorry I had to keep you in my office for so long, if it was you. I did eventually get you out like I said I would, though.

Oh fuck! It was you! Lmfao yeah! That was us, the katanas man!

[Robotonic]

Alright, a while ago back in the days of the Sulaco I found myself spawned in as a survivor. "Fuck", I thought, "I wanted spec". I was, of course, somewhat displeased at this transgession, I'd rather try my chances with RNG and hope I got the right role. It was then I decided to examine my surroundings... I had spawned in the Nexus west dormitories in my pyjamas. Unfortunately I was missing the most required possession of all - I had no bloody bunny slippers. In fact it turned out I had no slippers whatsoever but rather a pair of uncomfortable black sneakers which were absolutely not fitting for this kind of apparel.

I immediately set to work to find the slippers that were destined for my feet to lay upon but once I discovered that all the closets were devoid of such an item I set out elsewhere, specifically the corporate dome. Perhaps the corporate goons were hiding a pair in their back rooms? As I came upon the dome of the slave masters I found it inaccessible and just decided to survive the impending onslaught of bugs. I checked robotics for some equipment when I was jumped by a rather rude spitter and a red lizard dog with an appetite for human flesh. Fuck.

Yakety saxing the fuck out of there the runner was hot on my heels trying to leap upon me so they may presumably rend my flesh with the sentinel doing its best to keep up. I was leapt several times while running and to make the situation even worse a hunter, a sentinel and another runner had joined the chase. It was actually fucking hilarious dodging them left, right and centre everytime they tried to get me down and even more so when it turned out not one of them had a hugger for some reason.

Eventually a predator gave me a butterfly knife to cut down the xeno horde with (try RPing that whilst 5 xenos wail away at you) as with which I happily obliged and began slicing the shit out of them. Eventually they cornered me in the director's quarters (or whatever that room at SW Nexus is) but in a bout of luck they came at me one by one like I was the main protagonist in an action movie and so I beat the shit out of them and hurried out the window.

After the director's office shenagigans went down and after a little more convincing (I think I made a couple of them get dangerously low health) they sorta just fucked off and left me alone. The entire ordeal had taken 15 minutes, I wasn't complaining. Couple minutes later I found two other survivors and we looted security, but unfortunately the xenos came back with a vengeance - hugger combat. I go down instantly and the others leave me to die, damn them. I don't end up dying however as I chestburst my way out and kill the runner that ate me instead.

I head back, tell the other two they're dicks and eventually get abducted by, like, six predators. It was terrifying. I was then forced to construct a bar, watch someone with a machete get beaten to death and butchered and puke up one of those damn snakes. Eventually the predators go off some place and I break out... unfortunately it was a one tile thick false sandstone wall and so a runner instahugs me and I die a lonely death off in some alien nest somewhere. I had still not found my fucking bunny slippers. FIN.

Jesus that was a pretty long post, maybe I'll cut it down a bit later. I'm still convinced the ones that tried tackling me had no huggers. Perhaps the queen had no eggs? TL;DR: Yakety Sax

[Rustarus]

Ah man... I do really miss the sulaco! Good story

[Enceri]

I remember one round on LV as a colonist, I dug a hallway up through side of map, and built a little base for me. I chilled there, until a few xenos found out where I was, and all I had was the Alien Blade, and man, did it whoop some xenos. I managed to take down a Praetorian with the alien blade, while a boiler watched off in the distance. My last dying memory was lying in paincrit from cqcing a Prae to death. Godspeed.

[Rustarus]

I remember one round on LV as a colonist, I dug a hallway up through side of map, and built a little base for me. I chilled there, until a few xenos found out where I was, and all I had was the Alien Blade, and man, did it whoop some xenos. I managed to take down a Praetorian with the alien blade, while a boiler watched off in the distance. My last dying memory was lying in paincrit from cqcing a Prae to death. Godspeed.

Pretty fuckin robust that is!

[Forst]

I broke out of security using only a crowbar named "A crowbar God would use" and my bible. I made an SOS out of junk I found on the ground outside LZ1, and got found out by a hunter and a runner.

Cue 10 minutes of yackity sax as I fought with the power of Christ on my side. I got crit and eaten only to be dumped far behind enemy lines to ensure no revival.