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Best quotes.

Post by TehSpoderman » 15 Jun 2017, 22:30

Tell us the best quotes you ever heard. write it like dis

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Helgraf » 15 Jun 2017, 22:32

My future interactions with @ Helgraf: https://pics.me.me/hey-buddy-try-a-yiff ... 492484.png - driecg36
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Post by Nightwolf901 » 15 Jun 2017, 22:35

"I was in a fucking Labcoat and I killed Crusher and Defend against THREE SPITTERS MAN I WAS EXPECTING TO DIE TO KEEP THOSE MARINES ALIVE." - Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals CPL Delta. Dead
Basicly I went down on DS2 to grab marines from the planet after a failed counter assault and ended cornering my self with a sentry... I held out and made a distraction for the marines to escape.
LOOC Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals "I swear to god if I haven't broken a bone to this moment. I need to head back to get my replacement Titanium plates."
LOOC John '???' Baker? "Better get running"


Sometimes, Snowflakes are not needed, but this one keeps pushing the fact.

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Recounted » 15 Jun 2017, 22:51

WHAT-a co moments before he got gibbed under the drop pod
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Post by Renomaki » 15 Jun 2017, 23:14

Gah - Weenie's most common response to a number of things, from pain to frustration.
Sometimes, bravery comes from the most unlikely sources.

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Post by DrPng » 15 Jun 2017, 23:27

Well lets see... - Robert Wilson
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Post by NoahKirchner » 15 Jun 2017, 23:31

Noah Kirchner is really fucking sexy. -Staff team


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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Helgraf » 15 Jun 2017, 23:40

Y'know who we should get rid of? - Helgraf

Anyone who isn't a vaguely middle eastern slightly overweight man with a moustache and deep voice. - NoahKirchner
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Post by Draegonlore » 16 Jun 2017, 01:58

"I just woke up and the cryobay looks like the womens locker room" - Unknown Marine in reference to the blood everywhere.

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Post by Nyeshivuu » 16 Jun 2017, 02:38

(After ff'ing the SL with a sniper flak round point blank) I am also dressed like a goober, this day couldn't get any worse - Some sniper spec

Like, owning, enjoying or talking about spinners shits is now against the rules. Of fucking course noah started this thread - Feweh
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Post by jusa297 » 16 Jun 2017, 09:10

"Gotted" - Random marine after i died as queen
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Re: Best quotes.

Post by WinterClould » 17 Jun 2017, 01:50

I had a drunk CL try and radio to the Commander earlier. His slurred speech made him say "Cummander" and I think it was the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Boltersam » 17 Jun 2017, 08:09

"PEDATOR" - I think his name was Brian, last name forgotten. He yelled this after I made a spooky noise and had a far less spooky fit of laughter.

EDIT: knew I forgot something. "YOU SHOT ME. IN THE ASS."- Boltersam, in response to EenKogNeeto shooting him with an incendiary round. In the ass. While Bolter was violently stabbing a Xeno. Een is a crack shot.

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Post by solidfury7 » 17 Jun 2017, 11:43

Watching people quote themselves makes me sad.
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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Monoo » 17 Jun 2017, 13:03

"Watching people quote themselves makes me sad." -solidfury7, after witnessing people quoting themselves and being saddened by it.
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Post by VitorZzP » 29 Aug 2017, 23:34

The Mature Larva (201) hisses, "I KILL HEADHUNTER"

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Nightwolf901 » 29 Aug 2017, 23:36

"Is that your Natural Hair color?"
Nyxia looks around before saying quietly. "Classified"
LOOC Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals "I swear to god if I haven't broken a bone to this moment. I need to head back to get my replacement Titanium plates."
LOOC John '???' Baker? "Better get running"


Sometimes, Snowflakes are not needed, but this one keeps pushing the fact.

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Nyeshivuu » 29 Aug 2017, 23:56

Nightwolf901 wrote:"Is that your Natural Hair color?"
Nyxia looks around before saying quietly. "Classified"
Suuure
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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Aug 2017, 00:04

Nyeshivuu wrote:Suuure
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Nyeshivuu » 30 Aug 2017, 00:06

i'm not saying sure because i don't believe her.
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Post by Gabe » 30 Aug 2017, 03:04

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Bronimin » 30 Aug 2017, 05:37

"Haaah" - Unknown Requisitions Technician
"Haaah" - Unknown Squad Leader
"Haaah" - Elite Queen

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Re: Best quotes.

Post by taketheshot56 » 30 Aug 2017, 05:43

*Admiral Grant Smith fires mateba
*Admiral Grant Smith fires mateba
*random SO is hit in the head
*random SO is hit in the head
*random SO seizes up and falls limp
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Re: Best quotes.

Post by Crab_Spider » 30 Aug 2017, 09:46

Nyeshivuu wrote:i'm not saying sure because i don't believe her.
I know that.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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