Marines vica versa

[Jeser]

So, I've seen one dialog yesterday.

- Just imagined marines vica versa.
- How?
- Okay, so, marines chestburst from xenos.
- And how huggers? Small dicks on little feets? Damn. This would be hilarious.
- What? No-no, xenos are getting infected by helmets.
- By helmets?
- Yes.
- Lol.
- Marine throws helmet at xeno, xeno get chestbursted by new marine. He is bald and naked. Then he ran away into some corner, grows hair and gets guns. Then he goes for a kill.
- He evolves into Spec.
- No, that happens later.
- Then he grows pulse rifles, instead of arms, then he grows B18 and he starts to pounce aliens like crusher.
- Charges. And no.
- Then he evovles more and can scream as Queen and lay supply crates with helmets.
- No, this is too much. Crates - via supply drops. Air delivery. He can evolve into SL, instead of boilers - SADARs.
- Okay, so, there is a marine, who can evolve into CO. CO can make a shock wave by stomping. Instead of spitters - snipers.
- No.
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- There is a marine, that evolves into MP and starts to throw flashbangs.
- Yeah, in xenos horde. Then, there is marine-medic. Who makes healing QQ.
- Nah, he throws medkits.
- Look, he makes QQ and throws it as a spear. Hit - heal.
- No, marines heal while standing near medkits.
- Okay, then, there is a marine without armor. Very fast. With revolvers.
- SMGs. Revolvers are shit. With upgrades marines will get attachments on rifle. Ancient - M41A with BC, RDS, Gyro and Skeleton Stock. Loaded with APs.

[shyshadow]

Literally what?

[Heckenshutze]

I'd play that

[TheMaskedMan2]

I'm not sure what I just read and i'm half asleep but I think it made me giggle.

or something.

[WinterClould]

That is, just, wonderful. Ya, wonderful's the word I'd use.