General "Welp ... there goes me" Moments

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General "Welp ... there goes me" Moments

Post by mizolo » 14 Sep 2017, 13:15

I thought it would be cool instead of filling the "Stupid and General OMG Moments" one with everything, I thought to put this as a little ... IDK ... split off of that.

This one is specifically for the kind of moments like you are a crusher and you charge RIGHT into a hall of turrets, like I did.



I kind of felt like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmhxxDRIkU


What are your "Fuck i'm about to die" moments?
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Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Sep 2017, 14:18

Everytime I dual wield my pistols.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Butlerblock » 14 Sep 2017, 15:06

Basically every time I accidentally hit a marine with a pounce when I'm hunter, whether it's escaping or pouncing past.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Sep 2017, 16:16

Butlerblock wrote:
14 Sep 2017, 15:06
Basically every time I accidentally hit a marine with a pounce when I'm hunter, whether it's escaping or pouncing past.
Oh I hate those moments.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: General "Welp ... there goes me" Moments

Post by zergrush » 14 Sep 2017, 19:19

Whenever you are a SADAR spec and you see the queen charge towards you ignoring all other marines and defences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOmH5pNEdk
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Post by Stripetail » 14 Sep 2017, 20:43

Was B18 Spec on ice colony.

Queen thought she was being smart by standing right behind a doorway in a cramped cooridoor. Line up shot to fire through door, bald marine runs into me right as I fire. Grenade bounces off of door frame back at me flashing redder than a baboon's ass.

My last game as B18 spec.
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Post by Kernir » 14 Sep 2017, 22:57

During a UPP event, sat on big red with a bunch of others and we set up defences.
Marines land and there's a moderate skirmish kicking off outside, I drag back a soldier that got shot badly and just as I move?

BOOM.

I narrowly avoided being smacked by an OB, people literally exploded barely tiles from me.
I pull the guy inside to the doctor just in time for marines to break in through the side of the building, a few of us hold back the marines and time rolls on... Then I see the other UPP beginning to flee, I turn to run and see that barely a tile or two away from me is an orbital bombardment beacon and I swear that the lag from the strike hitting made it feel like time had slowed down.

BOOM.

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Post by DyMare » 15 Sep 2017, 00:12

Long time ago on LV, we had just deployed and I was hanging around on the path between south-nexus and engineering. Some genius got his hands on a flashbang and threw it at my group, knocking us down and blinding us.

Immediately after that a hunter uncloaks and grabs me, dragging me into the office and devouring me then disappearing into the vents without me even being able to stand up.

I just quit after that.

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Post by Troy Kent » 15 Sep 2017, 07:37

It was ice colony, I was on delta holding power. Aliums decided, "Hey, let's attack there first!" We were utterly slaughtered.

Except, I had hidden myself in a back room, blocking the door with a welder tank. Heard the screams and when an alium came in...yeah, safe to say I took down one with me. Elite...spitter, I think it was?
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Post by Tidomann » 15 Sep 2017, 16:47

Join mid game and perform the honorary raid the cyro computer for special items.

*Vent noises*

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Post by Recounted » 15 Sep 2017, 18:30

Getting left behind after the Alamo left the planet to evac
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Re: General "Welp ... there goes me" Moments

Post by zergrush » 15 Sep 2017, 18:37

Recounted wrote:
15 Sep 2017, 18:30
Getting left behind after the Alamo left the planet to evac
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Post by Troy Kent » 15 Sep 2017, 18:44

Ahem, Saving Private Day, ahem.
Squad Marine Alastair 'Yorkie' Kent is awarded the bronze heart medal: 'This standard marine was shot in the mouth and head while defending the front line of the Nexus against the enemy forces. This medal recognizes all those who were killed and wounded by friendly fire. His wounds are a small price to pay to keep the USCM strong. Issued by CMDR Carson'.

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Post by Kerek » 16 Sep 2017, 01:50

Ahem, Operation Saving Private Ryan.... Steelberg.
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Post by Butlerblock » 16 Sep 2017, 02:39

When you get hit by the first grenade of a GL when you're not rav/crusher.
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Post by Troy Kent » 16 Sep 2017, 12:39

Butlerblock wrote:
16 Sep 2017, 02:39
When you get hit by the first grenade of a GL when you're not rav/crusher.
I feel for you.
Squad Marine Alastair 'Yorkie' Kent is awarded the bronze heart medal: 'This standard marine was shot in the mouth and head while defending the front line of the Nexus against the enemy forces. This medal recognizes all those who were killed and wounded by friendly fire. His wounds are a small price to pay to keep the USCM strong. Issued by CMDR Carson'.

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Post by Tidomann » 16 Sep 2017, 13:02

When you bypass the first claymore, pounce over the non-barbed barricade, and accidently step on the second claymore you didn't expect.

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Post by 4thsurviver » 16 Sep 2017, 16:50

When you are a MP and open a locker on the ship and are face to face with a predator.
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Post by Stripetail » 17 Sep 2017, 04:22

When you slip on a banana and fall onto that freshly laid flamethrower trail...

Or...

When the shuttle crashes into the ship and someone shouts "It hit CARGO OH MY GOD" Climb down the ladder from CIC to brig with a prisoner in tow to find the entire hive and dropship resting comfortable atop the WO's office...
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