Purge Stories

[contactdenied]

What kind of stuff happened to you during the Purge rounds?

I decided to be a meme, and I named myself Two Plus Two is. I became a Staff Officer and the CiC wasn't actually attacked that much, soon xenos came in with the synth who was on the ground for a lot of the round. We challenged the xenos to a basketball match and they ended up winning (even though i got at least 5 or 6 dunks in that the queen didn't count). We were taken to briefing to begin a rage cage, a fresh out of cryo marine was there and we were let at each other. I almost got knocked into pain crit but I accidentally killed the marine because I was scared he was going to get up again. Round end is nearing, a zombie is there trying to duel a crusher, and I try to escape off into Requisitions. A ravager catches me and stomachs me, but didn't realize I was stabbing it from the inside until it was low health. It spit me out, and I pulled out a shotgun I was hiding on me and crit it. I then pulled out my pistol and finished it off just before the self destruct happened.

[TehSpoderman]

so me and the bois decide to hold out in CiC together. I was an MT, mook turned into an orc boi, there was a pred helping us, gage baldwin betrayed us, there was a person in DS armor with a minigun and we had to hold out against the whole hive and a predalien.

[Steelpoint]

I was a Predator on the last Purge round. Me, the other two Predators, and around five or six Runners, went up to the Almayer. I "enlisted" in the Marine Corps and dressed up in Marine Armour and weapons, I found one of the other Predators who enlisted as a Staff Officer, and he gave me B18 armour.

After thanking the crew for allowing me to enlist via the CIC console (where every member of Command was dead for some reason) I ran into a few Deathsquad Operations. After defeating two of them (spike gun yo) I ran around and helped some Charlie squad members run around with some Aliens.

We went to CIC where me and the Staff Officer Predator found a Elder Predator. I think the Elder was annoyed we enlisted with the Corps since he pulled out a Mateba and started shooting us, we shot back but he rudly self-destructed, killed most of the squad, the SO Predator and I barely crawled away before I could succumb to the elements of space.

Eventually I died in Engineering when SCP-173 snapped my neck when the power went out.

[MrJJJ]

This one was the last round of Purge as well:

I spawn as a Charlie Smartgunner and rush to my prep, so far everything is fine, but this is purge round, so i need to be fast.

I quickly rush cargo, destroying the window to their entrance and climb in, i made sure my smartgun had burstfire on and IFF off, and get into the room with 2 munition and armament vendors, see a CT and shoot him, suddenly RO from behind and he tries to murder me with a revolver, but he is a bad shot and i get him as well, i steal his ID and get myself a barrel charger, i scout out cargo but i get shot in the head by a random deltatard, luckily my head was still intact.

I order myself a medical crate and a first-aid kit, along with SL armor, swapping my normal M10 helmet with a superior M11 helmet, and patch my bleeding up, after some random boring stuff happens, bravo's keep trying to get into the damn cargo, and i kill about 4 before they stop, along with a PO, i even manage to attract Boris Kamerer to cargo, and get the first-strike on him, managing to wound him and we play a game of cover for like 20 seconds before i finally get him.

Some point later, DS arrived to Almayer, and i keep taunting them to get to CARGO, saying they are shit and whatnot, at some point, one does arrive, Thelta, and i am hiding in disposal chute, because taking on DS directly is stupidly suicidal, and you MUST get the first-strike on them to win.

He, suspicous that a disposals chute is having a red light (means the pump is off) comes to it, and oh the fool! he unwields his gun, and i take this chance to come out, wielding my smartgun, i fire 2 bursts into his right hand, breaking it! i quickly get off disposals to get cover, but then i quickly come out of cover to shoot him again, shooting his right hand off!, but then suddenly Tau shows up from the same side, as Thelta runs back from me, Tau fires at me but i managed to quickly take cover and get back into disposals, Thelta comes back with a mateba and Tau approaches, but Tau isin't in the fire range yet, so i quickly aim for left hand and come out again, going left, leaving the disposals and fire as quickly as i can into Thelta, and i manage to destroy his left hand as well before he can fire a single shot, leaving him DISARMED, i quickly get back into disposals since Tau is now in range and can see me, who fires at the disposals, i quickly come out again and fire at him, Thelta is still trying to murder me with no hands, but i ignore him, soon he realizes and tries to run, Tau keeps trying to attack me, but soon i have him back at cargo entrance, with a broken hand, Thelta screams for him to throw a nade but never does, eventually running away like a coward.

I drag Thelta back and strip him of basically everything, he is in paincrit and his mateba is empty for some reason, i reload it, and just as Spartan or someone arrives, a Pred in marine gear, i headshot Thelta and it takes his head off, i ask for a Alliance with the pred, since i was not sure if i could kill him, even with my smartgun, and i did not want to take a pred on, and he thankfully says "yes", and i then put on all DS gear, sadly leaving my smartgun behind, at this point i just wandered with DS gear and incedinary and extended and armor piercing mags for the rifle.

My story ended once i encountered SCP-173 on upper engineering deck, i stared at it and talked about the irony of how i am going to die to a statue after killing deathsquad members, at some point another SCP-173 arrived from behind and snaps my neck.

The End

TLDR; I killed like 7 people and camped cargo, 1 of which was a DS, and nearly killed the other DS, survived until SCP-173 encounter.

Quick Edit: Actually that pred was Steelpoint, looks very like him.

[Symbiosis]

Played four rounds - last one I got Pred...

Took my Pred mask off near a Xeno Egg. Twenty odd minutes later after chilling with the Xenos Thicc Larva is born. Proceed to Almayer.

Land near CIC and encounter... Predator with a Minigun alongside some death squad. Almost get Merced early on.

Xeno squad held the line while I healed up. Come back just as the Humans and Pred have pushed to the dropship.

Go in claws blazing. Minigun Pred down! Bralpha held strong for a while. Will give them that!

[Nubs]

I've... seen things you people wouldn't imagine.
Predators wielding miniguns on the almayer,
Xenos and marines playing basketball together,
predaliens teaming up with predators,
Entire ert teams setting each other on fire.

All these moments, will be lost... like.. memes in discord..

[Steelpoint]

That remind me of the PMC ERT pdo, which I had the honor of being apart, on the second last purge round.

God knows how many people were crammed in there, twenty? Thirty?

Aside the usual screaming things were peachy until some PMC rested on the floor and started disarm spamming people, resulting in one PMC firing their gun by mistake, which quickly resulted in the entire pod opening fire on each other, dozens of people firing round after round as people died by the second.

I quickly rested on the floor of the pod in the middle lane with clenched teeth as every bullet and sniper round whizzed past me, yet no round found their mark on me.

One PMC had the lit idea of firing their flamer in the pod, they fired on the right lane first, I quickly moved to the further left lane while amazingly not taking any damage (seems everyone was on help intent) before said PMC fired their flamer down the middle lane, fortunately the flamer PMC got gunned down before they could flame the last lane.

The gun fire died down finally when barely five of us survived the massacre, I asked if everyone had blown off enough steam?

We disembarked the ship into the massacre of the Almayer. With WY airing their disappointment that the PMCs all killed each other before they could kill the survivors on the Almayer.

[Ghostdex]

so me and the bois decide to hold out in CiC together. I was an MT, mook turned into an orc boi, there was a pred helping us, gage baldwin betrayed us, there was a person in DS armor with a minigun and we had to hold out against the whole hive and a predalien.

Being the pred there well. Sneaking aboard the Almayer via the Normandy, the heroic pred raced to the cic to assist them. Later pizza showed up which the hero of this story munched it down to itself. The pizza delivery woman turned into a death squaddie with a minigun. During the fight against the whole hive the DS was wounded and dropped the minigun. Thus began the story of minigun pred and the downfall of the hive. The end.

totally didnt get rekt lol

[Heckenshutze]

THE CIC CLAN KILLED ONE PREDALIEN AND HOLD OFF THE ENTIRE HIVE.

[NenMaster]

Only got to "experience" the last two rounds.

Round 1:
Joined as MT mid/late round power was pretty much gone. I ended up roaming my way to engineering were I met another MT who hissed at me. Decided " Fuck this i'm going to the planet." So I went to the hangar to find no DS available. Decided on the sweet plan of jumping from orbit. So I got myself a suit climbed to the top deck and went out onto the outside of the ship. Waited around a bit tried to break my way into the CLs office for booze, didn't work.

said "screw it i'll just go already." jumped off the top deck but ended up floating in space. I ended up reaching some asteroids somehow. Ended up losing my left leg that caused a tear in the suit. went into pain crit and slowly died as my oxygen tank ran out.

Round 2:
Joined as squad engineer; Bravo agree'd on going planetside with 2 MPs and the POs. Reached the planet and ran into friendly xenos. Fixed comms and power then proceeded to the bar were we all just drank and played music. Also some steamy stuff happened. Near round end lights all blew out and Apoph announced the rules would be coming back in an explosive way. So we continued drinking while a Mature Hunter tried to rekindle its love for Adan, didn't work. In the end planet got nuked while ship got ravaged by SCP or something. . . I'm not sure.

[TehSpoderman]

Being the pred there well. Sneaking aboard the Almayer via the Normandy, the heroic pred raced to the cic to assist them. Later pizza showed up which the hero of this story munched it down to itself. The pizza delivery woman turned into a death squaddie with a minigun. During the fight against the whole hive the DS was wounded and dropped the minigun. Thus began the story of minigun pred and the downfall of the hive. The end.

totally didnt get rekt lol

u were best boi

[Bronimin]

Round 1:

Mugged an admiral for their ID and sexy black uniform, then went to the CIC to start trying to call response teams or message high command for more deathsquads. Admiral Predator showed up with his trio of predator goons before I could start and killed all of the CIC staff.

Got revived, my hat was gone. Went to research to cook some space drugs and hyperzine and then died fighting an elite queen.

Round 2:

Join as xeno and make it my mission to kill all of the monkies that I can find. Manage to bite 16 monkies to death before the queen calls the Alamo, everyone loads up and xenos crash into the CIC/ nav deck and are immediately slaughtered.

[PandaCG]

Purge was a surprising amount of fun. I'm glad I streamed the whole thing despite my brain turning off in the last four hours, will be fun to look back at later. Aside from my stories, I think one of the funniest events had to be when I accidentally fired my submachine gun on the ERT shuttle, which started a massive mosh pit of death and bullets. I don't think anyone survived it.
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Had Frankie Day cornered at one point when I was a PMC inside the CIC. An MP protected him tried to take me down, but I sidestepped and the taser hit Frankie. Had it not been for that MP trying to correct his mistake, my AT rifle bullet would have hit Frankie. Instead, the bullet hit the MP in the head and killed him instantly. Frankie ended up skedaddling down the ladder, which left me with an LT who was trying to surrender. At the front door of the CIC, a group of aliens were attempting to break in, so I instructed her to go down.

We went down into the Brig and as I was telling the LT to get through the south Maint hall, a predalien broke through into the Brig. With only my AT rifle I filled it with as many shots as I could while the LT ran. I was quickly torn apart, but the borg came in and attempted to beat the shit out of it. It was a close draw from there.
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In the last Purge round, I was the Chief Engineer. My brain was totally drained, despite that I still wanted to fuck around with construction. By the time I was ready to rock someone had announced all of Command killed each other, I went out to the CIC, and to my surprise there was one of those long white SCPs. I was going to go in to trap it since it seemed to have stop tearing people apart, but just as I finished my sentence it jolted forward towards the window, smashing through the tables and making short work of what I thought was an invincible window. The man beside me immediately exploded, but I was too busy running to notice that.

People passed me in the hallway heading up to the CIC, but I didn't stop the warn them of the oncoming demon. I just kept running until I reached the ladders leading to South Medbay/PO's Office. I successfully got down the ladders and declared my safety, when all of a sudden my sprite dropped to the ground and promptly gibbed.
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Those are the two most memorable rounds from the Purge day, again, the event was a lot of fun. Wasn't the greatest Halloween event of all time, but I won't bitch because it made sense why it was on Halloween. Good game Apop.

[Winter]

There was a Rain vs. Bills round, and all of us died. I kind of got annihilated inside of two minutes by the person who wanted to protect me. >:(

[Recounted]

-Woke up
-Went to bravo prep
-Seen a marine get shotty'ed point blank
-Hid in a locker until a marine opened bravo prep room
-Ran back into cryo

[Enceri]

me and a bunch of people punched MTs to death looking for metal, using our fists

[Drownie]

>Spawns
>Get your equip as Alpha Spec
>Unfortunately SADAR.
>Walks to Briefing
>Get destroyed by someone with a minigun.
>Get revived by a medic
>Walks to CIC
>Fire against a SCP
>Get destroyed by SCP together with a lot of bravos

[Wubs4Scrubs]

>Spawn
>Hey, what's going on?
>Shot dead
>Guess I'll log on tomorrow

[Mook476]

me and a bunch of people punched MTs to death looking for metal, using our fists

This was amazing.

[Mook476]

Spawned as XO. CO failed to whoop somebody so he died I than took over as warboss mook and we fucked shit up.