The most unrobust thing you've ever done

[SolarMacharius]

Charging in as a spec with b18, a riot shield, and a shotgun with a BC/RDS/Gyro configuration and dying in the first twenty seconds of an assault on medical on Big Red. I let my equipment go to my head and got obliterated by a Praetorian's spit almost instantly.

FFing a marine who was manning a forward sandbag position with a sniper. At least she survived, but I shattered her rib cage and puncture a lung.

Walking into my own flames and going instantly into pain crit.

[Dragoon47]

Got the luckiest roll for Spec (On Low of all things) for the first time. Killed a single Beno with an SMG, then got killed by two Runners while failing to find friendlies. To top it off, as I attemped to inject Tram into the engineer that was in paincrit with me, I injected myself. Never got to find out what the SADAR comes loaded with; never fired it.

Different round, I patched a Spec's groin, and only moments later put a burst into that groin because I never got to switch back thanks to the Benos showing up (Also, speedy spec, shouldn't have tried to shoot past them as they bobbed and weaved anyway). Practically gave my life as tribute to a mature crusher to let the Spec escape after my shameful display.

[RadiantFlash]

Charging after a ancient spitter that wiled my squad, for the most part, and they had managed to nearly kill it.

Quickly drew my rifle to fire on them.

*click click click*

...I forgot I had the guns safety enabled.

Needless to say, I was xeno chow.

[Cry of Wolves]

Moving in front of someone's line or fire.

That stuff is always my kryptonite

[Gabe]

>SL
>Pred has killed half my squad
>Go to avenge them
>Find the pred
>Buckshot it
>Shrugs off my puny boolet, I step back into a trap

And thus I donated my spine, involuntarily.

[DriedMilk]

>Be CO
>Give CMO smartdisk to research it
>CMO instantly activates the disk in the middle of the CiC
>disk starts going for me
>shoot it with the Mateba
>it misses and hits the CMO in the arm
>smartdisk still manages to fuck me up with a punctured lung
>have to drag the CMO while taking oxy damage to the medbay

this why the Mateba has trash accuracy

[Kesserline]

It's not the most unrobust thing I have ever done.

It's a little unrobust thing I do quite often..
As soon as a Murry is in my squad, I manage to FF him. From one AP bullet to a full destructive RDS BC FG burst fire in the chest, I FF him.

He is like a goddamn war hero and my brain just goes like : Welp, I'm clicking that mouse-shit anyway !

PS : MURRY ! IF YOU READ THOSE WORDS ! I'M SORRY FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME !

[Dravis]

at round start someone gave me a grenade box, i took it with me to the alamo. i tried to transfer one grenade to my pack but accidentaly set it off blowing some of my allies, pretty bad shit if you ask me.

[ghost120]

Marines were holding in SD and i had pulse rifle in my hands, i accidentally clicked my macro for "load-from-attachment" and i shot a grenade out of my UGL. (and yup, xenos were attacking)

[Adralimas]

I am Joe 'Broccoli' Campbell
The walking unrobustness, I have in MANY CASES used poorly timed, Thrown, or thrown onto a dark tile and suddenly thrown backwards, GRENADES, GOOD GOD DO I LOVE GRENADES, I TOOK A WHOLE FUKKIN BOX OF M40HEDP GRENADES AND JUST STARTED CHUCKIN EM AT SHIT, I THINK I BLEW UP LIKE TWELVE FRIENDLIES MYSELF TWICE AND NOT A SINGLE BENO.
I occasionally use a flamethrower too, And ofcourse i generally critically fail at using it alot too. Lighting myself and allies on fire constantly.
About the only thing i'm half decent at is shooting stuff, I only occasionally light up a marine with a burst fire assembly M41A MK2 using AP while aiming at the head and it only decaps them most of the time...
Oh and i guess i'm good at non-combat stuff.

[MadMax]

>Relatively new to the game
>Find a xeno near FoB
>Decide to take it to FoB
>Find out mines works on dead xenos

When asked what happened, I simply said I fell down some stairs. I wasn't going to admit I nearly blew myself up.

[TheMusician321]

>Relatively new to the game
>Find a xeno near FoB
>Decide to take it to FoB
>Find out mines works on dead xenos

When asked what happened, I simply said I fell down some stairs. I wasn't going to admit I nearly blew myself up.

everyone knew, we heard the explosion and saw you way too messed up to have fallen from stairs.

[Slywater]

First round ever, misclicked when trying to clear weeds with my knife.
Broke three ribs and caused a lung to collapse.
First casualty of the game... OOHRAH!

[Celestial_Moon]

Too many to name tbh, but the one that will never leave me was a day after i had set my macros, and one wasn't working and so i checked on them , and when i clicked back in I shot a shotgun full of buckshot at the fuel tank my spec was carrying blowing it up and causing the spec and SL to go into surgery.

[MadMax]

>Thinking I am now somewhat decent
>Find a xeno near FoB
>Decide to take it to FoB
>Didn't see a mine
>Blown up
>Somewhat hurt, decide to finish the mission
>Another hidden mine
>Blown up again and crit

When asked what happened, I simply said 10 xenos jumped me. I wasn't going to admit I nearly blew myself up. Twice.

[RiskySikh]

>Evacuate From Lazarus Landing
>CL is Unga Dunga and leaves so many marines behind
>Some Charlie Marines beats the CL
>Every Marine joins to beat the CL up, and a lynch mob is formed
>MP tries to stop the lynch mob
>MP gets attacked and disarmed every time when he tries to stun the crowd
>Eventually Autism Riot stops and everything becomes normal

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Accidentally throwing my shotgun instead of pumping it.

[TheDonkified]

I toggled my safety on my shotgun, then forgot it was on. Waste opportunity to kill a rav and hunter

[Peachy2912]

Trying to click on weeds one handed with a shotgun, blew some poor alpha marine away.

[crono23]

A few months ago I came back from a several-month long hiatus from CM. Somehow I managed to quickly get back into the swing of things, and felt quite proud of myself for doing so. A few rounds into my return, on prison station, I went medic, loaded up with as much healing supplies as possible, and went down to the station.

So there I was, feeling like hot shit, ready to heal tons of friendlies of their inevitable beno wounds. However, within 2 minutes I found myself alone a few rooms over from the landing zone. No matter, it's not like the ayys are gonna be poking around here this early right? Just gonna head back to the lobby and...

Xeno from the vents.

Aaaaand, I died. Wasn't really salty, but my pride was hurt. To make matters worse, two more medics came along and tried several times to revive me before eventually succeeding. It was a bit humiliating.

As it turns out, things got even worse. After heading back to the ship, a doc attempted to patch me up, but somehow failed and had to do it again. After that I felt a bit uneasy, but everything seemed fine. Then, while walking through the halls, my condition rapidly deteriorated and I fell dead in the middle of the hall. No one came to get me, so I left soon after. As far as I know my corpse just sat there the whole round.

Being a bit of an oldie, I'm sure I've had more unrobust tales than this, but sadly my memory is horrible.

[Hedrite]

I was trying to throw a 'nade to a bunch of benos and I didn't notice I was firing towards the corner of the wall... left a shit ton of marines in crit (7+)

[Varen]

Repeatedly scream to pairs of marines to -not- go down a ladder in Ice, as it was a trap.
They go anyway.
Another guy goes in, I scream at him to not go down as it's a trap.
He stops, looks at me, goes down anyway.
I look down and see that there's just a hunter with him.
"Fuck it I can save him."
Proceed to get instantly tackled and swallowed as a drone carries away the corpse of the other guy.
Cry.

[I_Solve_Practical_Problems]

I'll admit that I'm not a very robust marine as a standard. I've also made some bad calls as an SO/XO, as well as a few OB FFs, but my most unrobust moment was as a UPP ERT.

I spawned with a white phosphorus grenade and a pea shooter pistol, which was a problem since the pistol could only chip marine armor and I rarely used grenades. I see a marine emerge from a maintenance shaft, primed my grenade, and double hit the throw button. Before I know what happened, the grenade explodes in my hand throwing scorching white phosphorus in my immediate vicinity, lighting myself and a UPP comrade on fire. Out of options and quickly dying, I charge the marine with my pea shooter while ablaze before collapsing 2 tiles away from him. I didn't even do a lick of damage.

[Lyiat]

>Be Rav for the third time
>Feel super confident and powerful with instant decaps and kills
>Figure I'll charge the barricades to get the puny human on the other side
>Charge hurls me over the barricade into 15 marines with AP rounds loaded

I lasted all of five seconds.

[HKO20006]

>Be Rav for the third time
>Feel super confident and powerful with instant decaps and kills
>Figure I'll charge the barricades to get the puny human on the other side
>Charge hurls me over the barricade into 15 marines with AP rounds loaded

I lasted all of five seconds.

More unrobust Rav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuuzb7Ncd8