Most fun way to get banned

[rjrazon90]

Lets say you will die tomorrow, you can get banned and it wont really matter to you, what will you do and then get banned for

[Tharinoma]

Nothing and not get banned.
Some human beings actually have a tiny little bit of empathy and generosity, and don't fuck other people over just because they can.

[NethIafins]

If I actually had last day of my life coming and I can prove it I would just ask for some fun event (one I have in mind or whatever admins give) for me. Or... You know... Spend that day with my family

Now if you drop any pretense reasons, then my "best ban" would of course be metagrudge. Some people had this coming, and even then they would be instantly ahealed so no round ruined. But now they know

[Jonesome]

I would kidnap the CL as a researcher and try to transplant his brain into a monkey, emphasis on the word try.

[Kerek]

I would really like to send in deathsquads, like 4 of them, and then A-Bomb the shit out of them when the finally land on the almayer like the cruel god i am.

Fixed it

[Heckenshutze]

If I was going to die tomorrow I wouldn't spare my last day playing CM in the first place.

But, if I had to, I'd ask my admin buddies to spawn me a clown suit and a pulse rifle that sounds Honk everytime it fires.

[Symbiosis]

I would wait patiently and pray for Spec... specifically Pyro.

For YEARS Delta has always been the best squad.

I'd load my blue tank to give them a taste of their own medicine.

I wouldn't do anything simple like attack in the Requisitions line... no... they'd expect that.

I'd wait until we're on the dropship. They'd continue their jokes and jabs, unbeknownst to them what fate awaited them. Once the dropship departs the Almayer I'll strike!

I'll methodically burn down row after row of Delta... and any so foolish as to try to stop me on my rampage.

Once my work has been complete and the familiar "Bwoink" sound echoes through my speakers I'll be able to rest.. At last, I'll have cleansed the server of those blueberry bastards.

[Weaselburg]

First, prove that I am going to die in a A-help. Then get a clownsuit that absorbs all damage and can protect me in space(Also provides infinite internals), with the boots allowing me to walk anywhere(As in I can walk however I want in zero-z like it was regular ground) and the mask making me immune to flashes and stuns, armor making it impossible for me to be set on fire, etc.. Then pick any weapon I want from my Clown Ship(The weapons make a honk noise, the loudness of which is determined by the weapon), to which I can recall to after a 5-second summoning time. Make everyone a human, have all the lights dimmed, and basicly make one long z-level, no T-Comms. Give the people 15 minutes of normal startup to get their unga-dunga attachments. Non of them will know it is a special round, as the starting area will start normal. Again, Only LTs for Command and POs can spawn I guess, but they will be told in their spawn-flavor text.(In big red text) to gear up for a fight and NOT to tell anyone else about it(They spawn with pistols, wanna give them time to get real weapons to ineffectivly fight me). My shoes would have a slightly suppresed honking noise. Then, 15 minutes into the game, the Aylamers lights go off, and a evil honking soundfile plays. All doors lose their ID locks, but maint corridors are removed due to it being annoying. I get a person tracker. Anyone who dies may respawn(Periodicly) as as lesser honk-demons, who CAN be "banished" and have a honk pistol. They can faze through one-tile thick walls, but have 25 health(Instead of 100). Let the torture fun begin.

[Potato Masher]

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This sounds more like an event than a "way to get banned".
But I still like it. Sounds stupid and hilarious.

[WinterClould]

ERPing the admins. I know they'd dig it. The sluts.

[Martzin]

In this theoretical situation where i will die tomorrow i'd flood the pumps full of phoron and ignite the gas. Might be the one and only time i play as Maintenance crew.

[Toroic]

Repeatedly instigating debates over “Are traps gay?”

[spicemoron]

Sadly TTVs got removed along with plasma so you can't just blow up briefing if they take too long or wait and toss a couple on the dropship right before it get mysteriously called down then win the round with a button press.

[Troika]

Trigger an admin by dabbing as an alien

[Hastati]

I'd bring Jones to the xenohive

[Thatnewguy1]

Beating the queen to death in a powerloader boxing match. Great way to go out

[Weaselburg]

I'd bring Jones to the xenohive

That wouldn´t be bannable though.

[Smalls]

Fart in every pillowcase in Apop's house irl.

Go big or go home.

[Loco52]

Harrassing other marines with your IC gay rp