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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Sleepy Retard » 18 Jul 2018, 17:17

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Is this a legitimate ban? Wow. I know the admins are bad, but really?
There's more to it. It was just a humorous ban because aceluke put the wrong ban reason emote.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Torrentia » 18 Jul 2018, 17:22

Lorem123 wrote:
18 Jul 2018, 17:17
Is this a legitimate ban? Wow. I know the admins are bad, but really?
Well he was doing emotes of a similar high calibre, and seeing as it was the AI zerg event round, I can understand why staff would not tolerate such disruptive roleplay.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by HBlokkum » 18 Jul 2018, 17:25

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Please come back or punishments will get worse?
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Torrentia » 18 Jul 2018, 17:27

HBlokkum wrote:
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If I didn’t start playing immediately after the ban was lifted I would’ve been banned for a week
Clearly they are desperate for good MPs.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Nantei » 19 Jul 2018, 04:28

Mann handle wrote:
18 Jul 2018, 17:12
Please come back or punishments will get worse? what fucking IQ is that rated at?
Still best MP, very high RP


I'll add that to the OP... no self nominations please.
Also Rex is a good boy, go CMP and cuck him as much as possible. Also Tess is ok, takes the law seriously, not agreeing with you on Knight however. He plays by the books and applies it to everyone, even MPs. He's the original hard ass and might actually be the cause of all the shit MPs as they try to emulate him.
Being a hardass isn't often conducive to having fun, especially when you are CMP. Also Jack has outright stated many times he looks for reasons to arrest people.

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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Hoodedhero » 19 Jul 2018, 08:50

Good mps- Gaius Caelus

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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 19 Jul 2018, 09:19

The best MPs are the ones who enact zero tolerance against paper hats

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Re: GOOD MPs

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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Casany » 19 Jul 2018, 10:33

Omicega wrote:
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One time I broke Marine Law and an MP arrested me so they must be a shitler
Ah yes, ignore valid complaints and simplify them into "Players are just salty", the usual staff conduct I see.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Mann handle » 19 Jul 2018, 14:51

DriedMilk wrote:
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me
How many times have you put marines in lockers BR? And don't say that you don't! I've personally seen you drag your girlfr prisoner! into lockers to 'detain' them.
You're still a good MP, so long as you don't get orders that could have you poking people with batons for fun. You really like those orders and the prodding.
Nantei wrote:
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Being a hardass isn't often conducive to having fun, especially when you are CMP. Also Jack has outright stated many times he looks for reasons to arrest people.
As much as that may be the case, I would point out that looking for reasons to arrest people is part of the role. The main issue we have is the prezteling of laws to make some people valid, which I would argue that Jack doesn't do too much of outside of the flamers in prep room issue we had. Compare that to MPs who would brig you / extend time for anything you say that they could take as offensive, even passing comments. Sure Jack is a hardass no fun kind of MP but he still lets the odd joke pass by over the radios with no issues on hand.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Symbiosis » 19 Jul 2018, 15:12

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I would argue that Jack doesn't do too much of outside of the flamers in prep room issue we had. Compare that to MPs who would brig you / extend time for anything you say that they could take as offensive, even passing comments. Sure Jack is a hardass no fun kind of MP but he still lets the odd joke pass by over the radios with no issues on hand.

Agreed on Jack. He’s one of those MPs that follows Marine Law to a T. He protects the Brig and doesn’t give an inch. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that approach. Simply put, don’t break the law and your fine.

But he also doesn’t look for reasons that don’t exist. I believe that the biggest frustration in the community is the utter lack of consequences for MPs and CMPs that DO break Marine Law. That’s maybe the biggest flaw in Marine Law. You’ve got a group that has IC and OOC protections that tends to attract the wrong crowd.

If Jack Knight were in charge of managing Marine Law the server would be in a better place. I firmly believe he would rewrite the portions of Marine Law that are ambigously written and prevent the type of shenanigans we see nowadays.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Mann handle » 19 Jul 2018, 15:30

Symbiosis wrote:
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Agreed on Jack. He’s one of those MPs that follows Marine Law to a T. He protects the Brig and doesn’t give an inch. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that approach. Simply put, don’t break the law and your fine.

But he also doesn’t look for reasons that don’t exist. I believe that the biggest frustration in the community is the utter lack of consequences for MPs and CMPs that DO break Marine Law. That’s maybe the biggest flaw in Marine Law. You’ve got a group that has IC and OOC protections that tends to attract the wrong crowd.

If Jack Knight were in charge of managing Marine Law the server would be in a better place. I firmly believe he would rewrite the portions of Marine Law that are ambigously written and prevent the type of shenanigans we see nowadays.
Thing is, MOST of the issue is within the community itself. Marine law has flaws but it seems that not many people actually attempt to make MP an enjoyable role for both parties. Heck the current rewriting actually had me start replaying MP just because I COULD ignore some silly shit and just issue a warning instead of arresting them. Most marines just stop acting like fools once you warn them and if they continue they lack ANY ground to complain on. Also it really doesn't help when people take any opportunity to shit on staff and MPs whenever possible. We've already had one here do such a thing and attacked something that was a blatant shitpost.

Moral of the post I suppose is that if you want marine law to improve along with MPs, take an ACTIVE part in it instead of shitting on people and carrying grudges over to the game you wanted to play. Sure they arrested you, but sometimes that might actually be your fault.

Also shout out to Alan Jones. The MP who happens to have a CMP hover over his shoulder most of the time because he can't keep his hands off peoples asses.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Build_R_ » 19 Jul 2018, 16:15

I honestly don't know any good MPs or CMPs for that matter. Nobody I've seen play MP has a particularly good reputation for that role.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by CABAL » 19 Jul 2018, 16:18

I recommend reading "Security Records". Some marines write stuff there, like myself that contains tips how to handle Cabal in the most delicate manner. A tip for theoretical "Bad MP".
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Davidchan » 19 Jul 2018, 16:31

That's pretty much the problem with MPs and Marine law as they exist. The MPs have way to much power and OOC protection, while the Marines have little to no recourse over a power tripping, rogue MP. A 'good' MP is just one that doesn't go out of his way to bash people, and none of the MPs I've sen give too shits about proper procedure, tasing and flashbanging entire dropships of marines just to cuff and drag off someone accused of insub. And on the flip side, an MP had gone haywire on the Shooting Range breaking all the glass and covering every wall in bullet holes. The CMP saw the firing range, got a stick up his ass to try and arrest the CE for neglect in not fixing it, then outright refused to arrest the MP for vandalism after 3 marines came forward and confirmed the MP had been the one to destroy it.

Until MPs get their power balanced nobody is going to want anything to do with them, because even if a dozen marines witness a MP violate Marine Law nothing is going happen and if the marines overpower and cuff the MP they'll just get arrested or even banned themselves for an illegal muiny.

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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Royal Griffon » 20 Jul 2018, 17:50

Good MPs/CMPs: Mikey Anders, Tess Greed kinda, Elena Mei, Cassius if he isn't trying to be the hero MP of the round and arrest peeps for nothing, Raz Mcsky I think, some of the Delta mains who decide to take the law into their hands
Bad ones: Jack Knight, Xiphos (he literally flashed me in front of xenos once), Rex 'Fuckwit' Texas
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Sleepy Retard » 20 Jul 2018, 17:59

Royal Griffon wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 17:50
Good MPs/CMPs: Mikey Anders, Tess Greed kinda, Elena Mei, Cassius if he isn't trying to be the hero MP of the round and arrest peeps for nothing, Raz Mcsky I think, some of the Delta mains who decide to take the law into their hands
Bad ones: Jack Knight, Xiphos (he literally flashed me in front of xenos once), Rex 'Fuckwit' Texas
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Royal Griffon » 20 Jul 2018, 18:06

El Defaultio wrote:
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You're a bad MP for nominating yourself
at least someone noticed that
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Nantei » 20 Jul 2018, 18:06

Davidchan wrote:
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A 'good' MP is just one that doesn't go out of his way to bash people...
Pretty much. Don't arrest people for petty bullshit. Nobody likes going to time out, it's not fun, and it doesn't improve the round for anyone that you arrested someone for being a meanie bo beanie. It wouldn't be so bad if CM didn't also have insanely long timers. 20 minutes is a good chunk of a round, and anything that you would actually want MP's to arrest for, like murder, is often going to just be handled by admins already. MP's really lack identity if you don't want to be a dick who ruins other peoples good time.
Honestly the only time I felt good arresting someone was a case of assault with a deadly weapon. We got their DNA off the bat and everything, correlated it with witness reports. It wasn't he said she said for once, and we had hard evidence that they did it, and it was a serious crime that didn't warrant admin intervention. I ended up giving them a 'short' sentence of 25 minutes, which was cut short to 24 because of an impromptu bug hunt aboard the ship. Reason being they cooperated and eventually showed remorse. They had hit the guy with a bat a couple times because they just murdered their pet cow in front of them for no reason.

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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by caleeb101 » 21 Jul 2018, 04:40

i've never seen any MP's look for evidence of what actually happened when they're called onto a scene

instead they just arrest off of accusations.. I know that an investigation might not always give you results but it is still worth doing

i've seen a ton of people get arrested off of false accusations
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Frans_Feiffer » 23 Jul 2018, 02:43

Tess Greed all the way. Doesn’t go out of her way to pretzel the law for her own agenda, brings Marine Law to the Xenos at the end of the round, will joke with you and i’d say is just fun to have around. Once during briefing I made a joke about her, she asked for my helmet and came back with it a few minutes later and had labeled it (Dunce). Also playing as an MP under her, she tought me about all the different tools of the MP, a few nifty things about Marine Law, had me Teargas myself (Multiple times) and had me hit her with a stunbaton. Overall a really fun person to RP with, and someone I have mad respect for.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Frans_Feiffer » 23 Jul 2018, 02:46

caleeb101 wrote:
21 Jul 2018, 04:40
i've never seen any MP's look for evidence of what actually happened when they're called onto a scene

instead they just arrest off of accusations.. I know that an investigation might not always give you results but it is still worth doing

i've seen a ton of people get arrested off of false accusations
Whenever I’m called into a scene, most of the time I tend to check the surroundings, as well as listen to what those nearby have to say about everything. But if you give the person in question the time, a good portion like to try and escape, whixh just cause problems. So i’ll let them say their piece, arrest them and then after they’ve been brigged to help pass time i’ll ask them questions about what happened, why they did it and if they would like to appeal. That works for me at least.
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Re: GOOD MPs

Post by Build_R_ » 23 Jul 2018, 04:37

I would consider an arrest without evidence an illegal arrest unless they're being detained while MPs gather evidence. The hard part is usually deciding how many witness statements do you need for it to be considered viable evidence, 2? 3?
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