GOOD MPs

Mann handle · Post by **Mann handle** » 17 Jul 2018, 17:46

So seeing as CM is split over MPs, I reckon we should have a thread where we can find GOOD MPs and highlight how they do nothing all round assist and allow the marines to do the operation unmolested.

Problem is that most of us are focusing on bad MP's so remembering good times with good MPs is a little hard. So let's give this a shot without having this thread spin off the rails and into a crowd of angry xeno larva (You fucking monsters).
So no resorting to the, "A good Mp is a dead Mp" line.
Also no self nominations, a pat on the back is a nice reward when you get it from someone else but patting yourself on the back just looks retarded.

Sleepy Retard · Post by **Sleepy Retard** » 17 Jul 2018, 18:00

any dead ones are good ones

caleeb101 · Post by **caleeb101** » 17 Jul 2018, 18:03

MPs are xenos

if they don't molest marines, it's a rule break because that's not xeno behaviour..

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 17 Jul 2018, 18:15

There are none.

Dauntasa · Post by **Dauntasa** » 17 Jul 2018, 18:30

Good MPs: give me a shoulder holster when I play pyro spec and then accidentally get hit by the dropship 20 minutes into the round

Bad MPs: other ones

Lorem123 · Post by **Lorem123** » 17 Jul 2018, 18:36

Good MPs: Chat casually with marines and don't look out for shit to arrest them for. Give dumb and funny NJPs like 'drink five grape soutos' or 'Twenty pushups'.
Bad MPs: Anyone who thinks Jack Knight is a role model

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 17 Jul 2018, 19:23

Bad MPs - Tex Rex or whatever the fuck he’s called, Alberto Lineman (Specifically.)

Good MPs - None.

ThePiachu · Post by **ThePiachu** » 17 Jul 2018, 19:30

The standout example I have to mention of a good MP is Tess Greed - https://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.php?f=135&t=17887 . She will not break the law or misapply it, to the point of charging at xenos with the Marine Law and a taser in hand for trespassing, and despite wanting to kill a CL for getting people arrested for being drunk and wanting to search them under the pretence of having a gun holstered, will still patiently wait to confirm the code blue status and stand down for not having any legal reason to search them.

Nickvr628 · Post by **Nickvr628** » 17 Jul 2018, 20:23

Bad MPs: Rex Texas, Alan Jones, Lineman guy

Good MPs: One that are permanently assigned to guard the morgue trays

Maxim Inc · Post by **Maxim Inc** » 17 Jul 2018, 21:21

You all forgot there is one good MP, Elena "Tofu" Mei.
To bad she's barely on anymore.

Nantei · Post by **Nantei** » 17 Jul 2018, 22:53

Rex Teas, Jack Knight. I think we all know the list of bad ones.

Tess Greed is one of the few good CMPs I know. Can I nominate myself also? :3

Sleepy Retard · Post by **Sleepy Retard** » 17 Jul 2018, 23:08

Nantei wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 22:53
Rex Teas, Jack Knight. I think we all know the list of bad ones.

Tess Greed is one of the few good CMPs I know. Can I nominate myself also? :3

no

Slduggy · Post by **Slduggy** » 17 Jul 2018, 23:14

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 23:08
no

Clutch · Post by **Clutch** » 17 Jul 2018, 23:16

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 23:08
no

Bancrose · Post by **Bancrose** » 17 Jul 2018, 23:16

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 23:08
no

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 17 Jul 2018, 23:36

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 23:08
no

Lorem123 · Post by **Lorem123** » 18 Jul 2018, 02:30

I just had a good round as CMP. Ask Charlie about it.

JennerH · Post by **JennerH** » 18 Jul 2018, 02:39

local MP develops stealth technology

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » 18 Jul 2018, 04:06

caleeb101 wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 18:03
MPs are xenos

if they don't molest marines, it's a rule break because that's not xeno behaviour..

MPs get hive mind when? Code it

Arbs · Post by **Arbs** » 18 Jul 2018, 04:37

mission accomplished

Omicega · Post by **Omicega** » 18 Jul 2018, 13:34

One time I broke Marine Law and an MP arrested me so they must be a shitler

KeyWii · Post by **KeyWii** » 18 Jul 2018, 14:18

El Defaultio wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 23:08
no

Torrentia · Post by **Torrentia** » 18 Jul 2018, 14:27

We all know who the best CMP is anyway, hopefully his shining example helps the rest of the MPs remove the stun baton from their rear.

Mann handle · Post by **Mann handle** » 18 Jul 2018, 17:12

Torrentia wrote: ↑
18 Jul 2018, 14:27
We all know who the best CMP is anyway, hopefully his shining example helps the rest of the MPs remove the stun baton from their rear.

Please come back or punishments will get worse? what fucking IQ is that rated at?
Still best MP, very high RP

Nantei wrote: ↑
17 Jul 2018, 22:53
Rex Teas, Jack Knight. I think we all know the list of bad ones.

Tess Greed is one of the few good CMPs I know. Can I nominate myself also? :3

I'll add that to the OP... no self nominations please.
Also Rex is a good boy, go CMP and cuck him as much as possible. Also Tess is ok, takes the law seriously, not agreeing with you on Knight however. He plays by the books and applies it to everyone, even MPs. He's the original hard ass and might actually be the cause of all the shit MPs as they try to emulate him.

Lorem123 · Post by **Lorem123** » 18 Jul 2018, 17:17

Torrentia wrote: ↑
18 Jul 2018, 14:27
We all know who the best CMP is anyway, hopefully his shining example helps the rest of the MPs remove the stun baton from their rear.

Is this a legitimate ban? Wow. I know the admins are bad, but really?

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