Best Moments With Bill Carson

[Trench007]

Bill Carson? What about Dill Carson?

[devildog423]

Oh boy, there was this one time...

So Bill was commander and i was one of four Staff officers in the CIC, i was doing my best to keep bravo in one piece.
The OP wasn't going so good as it always does, and morale was suffering on the ground.
So bill ordered a suicide charge.
It didn't go that well, but i managed to keep bravo from taking the worst of it.
The other LT's didn't take it so well however, one was cracking under the pressure and bill beat some sense into him.
That pushed one of the other LT's over the edge and he formally resigned to bill's face and tried to leave.
Bill wasn't having that treason on his ship, so he engaged the CIC lockdown and trapped the LT in with him.
The LT tried to call for help calling Bill insane, bill proceeded to declare a BE on the LT.
Bill began to attack the LT with his Cane and ordered the other LT's to assist him, so i told bravo i was stepping away from the desk and i helped bill by holding the LT down While he bashed his skull in.
Then the MPs came to the CIC only to find it seal and began panicking on the radio.
After that event everyone sobered up and followed orders after word spread that bill bashed a LT's head in.

Pretty sure we ended up losing that round, but it was worth it for the one moment.

[WinterClould]

Waiting for Fit to show up and be like,
"My favorite moment with Bill Carson was when he saved the day and everyone loved him and he survived the round without even needing to evac."

[Fitchace]

My favorite moment with Bill Carson was when he deployed to the planet and from the front lead the marines north into the caves.

He single handed killed every xeno that stepped in his path and improved morale to maximum levels.

The marines followed every order like it was the commandment of God, and died happily for their Commander.

After the dust settled on the battlefield and the xenos were all dead, 99% of the marines were dead and Bill Carson was standing over the ancient empresses body, victory was then claimed.

[WinterClould]

My favorite moment with Bill Carson was when he deployed to the planet and from the front lead the marines north into the caves.

He single handed killed every xeno that stepped in his path and improved morale to maximum levels.

The marines followed every order like it was the commandment of God, and died happily for their Commander.

After the dust settled on the battlefield and the xenos were all dead, 99% of the marines were dead and Bill Carson was standing over the ancient empresses body, victory was then claimed.

God I love the Corps.

[Vampmare]

My favorite moment with Bill Carson was when he deployed to the planet and from the front lead the marines north into the caves.

He single handed killed every xeno that stepped in his path and improved morale to maximum levels.

The marines followed every order like it was the commandment of God, and died happily for their Commander.

After the dust settled on the battlefield and the xenos were all dead, 99% of the marines were dead and Bill Carson was standing over the ancient empresses body, victory was then claimed.

That just sounds like every round with Carson.

Especially that line about Carson being the only one to survive the mission and everyone else is dead.

[sappysalamander]

We need more mean Commanders who play dirty, it makes each round far more memorable and allows other players players to shine when in another game they may have not had their turn at bat (due to being stationed at the back or otherwise standing around) Marines need to be whipped into submission for maximum carnage!

[ImHereToHelp]

I remember when Bill made me photocopy paper as XO and we got in a big argument and I got arrested for insub.

Good times.

[WinterClould]

I remember when Bill Carson drew a picture of himself majestically riding a horse Neplolion style looking all badass like... with a ballpoint pen, in perma brig.

[carlarc]

there was this one moment he played PFC and did nothing of importance

[Damous]

there was this one moment he played PFC and did nothing of importance

Yeah, but nerds wouldnt stop glorifying him, half of squads following him and ect...

[Dolth]

Yeah, but nerds wouldnt stop glorifying him, half of squads following him and ect...

I smell jealousy.

[Damous]

I smell jealousy.

Its not that, im was just trying to enjoy my round, but people considered him more important than orders from command.

I was not the only one to not like this.

[WinterClould]

https://youtu.be/HSAymj4hp7Y

When our lord and savoir, greatest CO to ever live, our one true Captain dies honorably in the heat of battle, driving the men to fight on and win for the love of the USCM.

Oh Commander, My Commander...

[Awesomesauce935]

After the marines getting gouged, All hands except medical were ordered onto the Normandy for a suicide mission back down to LV, one of the SO's bitched and whined, and when the dropship was starting up he stepped off.

Carson is immediately out the door after him, we all hear the Mateba speak, and the SO is dragged back aboard just in time sans a leg, given triage and ordered to take up arms to fight the benos.

me and Bill died together in the corporate dome, we took a few with us.

[Mister Jeether]

There was this round that Carson almost BE'd me as a CT because i changed the cargo floors to wooden and carpet tiles.

Or that other round when he almost BE'd me and..

Wait, how many times was i almost executed by carson?

[Dolth]

I've been BE'ed only once, and it was to me unlawful but I'll skip that part,
I have one thing I hate with you, Carson, you barely listen to what other people says, but regardless, I do love your play-style as command.

[Enigmachine]

I always imagine Bill Carson's voice as sounding like Freedom Toons' Strawmen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zopw7WQpwsI

[Grubstank]

Carson is the Zapp Brannigan of commanders

[carlarc]

pretty sure that's who he based Carson off actually

[Daman453]

The only moment i've ever had with bill is when he threw a bitchfit when i the MP burned his "You can't arrest me" paper in front of me. (The XO signed it, the CO said the order was now invaild) He had marines sign contracts swearing total loyalty to him. You know, the usual diplomat move. Anyway, we put down a semi mutiny and everything lived happy ever after

[Madventurer]

A few days ago, Bill Carson the Corporate Liaison was lynched by a mob of marines for reasons that are not exactly clear to me yet.

What I know is that he was on his chair in his office, there was a large number of Charlies, just beating him, until he died screaming.

Think it was related to money, based on what I heard afterwards.

[Dolth]

I wish I had good moment with Carson to share yet the closest thing I have is trying to join his side during a mutiny and being shot by him.

[tiredbum]

My favorite moment had to be the time he was arrested and thrown into isolation in a straight jacket and muzzled on the new ship. He spent like 30 min writing straight gold in little *me* texts. He got out of the jacket right around when he was the last person alive, all the aliens *somehow* knew exactly where he was and was banging on the door. He just flipped out and knocked the bed over, falling on the ground and becoming "invisible" shortly after admemes just blew the room to bits. I was in tears

[BobatNight]

What the fuck is your signature muh dude

Heyyo Dumbass I'm Spaghetti