Y'all dropped the ball with "turtle," it's clearly "metal queen"

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Y'all dropped the ball with "turtle," it's clearly "metal queen"

Post by Poops_Buttly » 12 Aug 2018, 04:23

Why would xeno know what a turtle is? That thing is a marine queen if I ever seen one.
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The answer is Hivemind "Omniscience".
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Re: Y'all dropped the ball with "turtle," it's clearly "metal queen"

Post by NethIafins » 12 Aug 2018, 07:42

CABAL wrote:
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The answer is Hivemind "Omniscience".
I mean in extended lore Queen can order it's hive to smash terminals that control generators or doors, sooooo....

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NethIafins wrote:
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I mean in extended lore Queen can order it's hive to smash terminals that control generators or doors, sooooo....

Purrfect organism
In extended lore Xenos are at full fledged war for years (I guess) so they know stuff, just like humans. Those damned "Engineering for dummies" manuals and encyclopedies must be laying everywhere, or maybe since Queen can hack dropship terminal, she can access Internet also? What if real Xeno Queen plays CM right now? It is learning!
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Post by NethIafins » 12 Aug 2018, 08:07

I think queen mains marines
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Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 12 Aug 2018, 08:17

clearly it's not the 'metal queen'

it's the METAL BAWKS
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Post by zoboomafoo » 12 Aug 2018, 16:04

Well we call the dropship the metal bird, so maybe xenos have a basic knowledge of small fauna like turtles and birds?
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Re: Y'all dropped the ball with "turtle," it's clearly "metal queen"

Post by Poops_Buttly » 12 Aug 2018, 17:09

CABAL wrote:
12 Aug 2018, 08:05
In extended lore Xenos are at full fledged war for years (I guess) so they know stuff, just like humans. Those damned "Engineering for dummies" manuals and encyclopedies must be laying everywhere, or maybe since Queen can hack dropship terminal, she can access Internet also? What if real Xeno Queen plays CM right now? It is learning!
Oh ok I didn't realize we were that deep in the mythos, I thought it was first contact because we always act like it's weird that we see lizard things. But it's not Xeno's first contact they just wiped out all previous contact, including Whiskey Outpost I guess which makes sense. That's terrifying. The marines are just another unit being deployed where a previous unit got wiped out by an alien invasion on humanity's fringe that they don't even know is happening. Marine victories should be kind of miracles.
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Post by Brotemis » 12 Aug 2018, 17:48

CABAL wrote:
12 Aug 2018, 08:05
In extended lore Xenos are at full fledged war for years (I guess) so they know stuff, just like humans. Those damned "Engineering for dummies" manuals and encyclopedies must be laying everywhere, or maybe since Queen can hack dropship terminal, she can access Internet also? What if real Xeno Queen plays CM right now? It is learning!
Xenos dont play CM. That would be silly
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Post by Vispain » 12 Aug 2018, 18:32

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12 Aug 2018, 17:09
Oh ok I didn't realize we were that deep in the mythos, I thought it was first contact because we always act like it's weird that we see lizard things. But it's not Xeno's first contact they just wiped out all previous contact, including Whiskey Outpost I guess which makes sense. That's terrifying. The marines are just another unit being deployed where a previous unit got wiped out by an alien invasion on humanity's fringe that they don't even know is happening. Marine victories should be kind of miracles.
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Oh and WY and possibly USCM High Command do know but as a general theme very few people know.
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Post by WinterClould » 12 Aug 2018, 18:47

HQ back home and W-Y hella know about the beno enemy's existence. They are not however initially aware what's happened to "whatever map we're on". It's up for command and the CL to give the right info about the right things for anyone above them in their respective organizations to even have a clue.

Well, other then W-Y sometimes since they could have orchestrated everything. But every new round equals a new story so maybe it's W-Y intentially fucking shit up one day or the next it's simply retard colonists playing with gas near a forest fire. Other times it coulda been UPP or the predators blasting ass.
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Post by CABAL » 13 Aug 2018, 00:21

Poops_Buttly wrote:
12 Aug 2018, 17:09
Oh ok I didn't realize we were that deep in the mythos, I thought it was first contact because we always act like it's weird that we see lizard things. But it's not Xeno's first contact they just wiped out all previous contact, including Whiskey Outpost I guess which makes sense. That's terrifying. The marines are just another unit being deployed where a previous unit got wiped out by an alien invasion on humanity's fringe that they don't even know is happening. Marine victories should be kind of miracles.
I meant comics and stuff, not CM lore. I'm not going to argue about Xeno Meta anymore on threads that don't have anything in common.
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Post by Socket » 13 Aug 2018, 20:43

Brotemis wrote:
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Xenos dont play CM. That would be silly
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Post by bugboyeav » 13 Aug 2018, 21:01

So, just gonna say it now, the ultimate murder-machines that are xenos going "OH NO, NOT THE TURTLE" puts a smile on my face every time i hear it.

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Post by immaspaceninja » 18 Aug 2018, 00:44

Just call it a tank
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Post by CABAL » 18 Aug 2018, 13:40

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Just call it a tank
Yeah, drop the last bit of "RP" xenos have. Since SS13 is not RP game at all. What a dumb idea to RP in SS13? It's like the most action and animation packed game totally not used to RP.
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Post by immaspaceninja » 18 Aug 2018, 13:45

CABAL wrote:
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Yeah, drop the last bit of "RP" xenos have. Since SS13 is not RP game at all. What a dumb idea to RP in SS13? It's like the most action and animation packed game totally not used to RP.
i would never know that saying 'turtle' and 'bird' is the key to being a TRUE ROLEPLAYER

thanks for enlightening me, i'll make sure to use this knowledge when applying for pred whitelist
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Post by carlarc » 18 Aug 2018, 14:27

xenos like being goofy, or add a tinge of rp to their game. metal turtle is one way to do this, if you dont like it just say tank. metal queen is a fucking awful name tho :cry:
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immaspaceninja wrote:
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i would never know that saying 'turtle' and 'bird' is the key to being a TRUE ROLEPLAYER

thanks for enlightening me, i'll make sure to use this knowledge when applying for pred whitelist
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Xenos don't have and don't want to RP. Even using few changed names it beyond Xeno Main ability. I want to just slash marines, not RP.
Since they don't RP, their Hivemind speech is the last thing some of them do. Atleast some "entertaiment" when you are ghost. Other than chuckles when they try to RP evolution proces: "I'm 200 ticks to Ancient!"
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Re: Y'all dropped the ball with "turtle," it's clearly "metal queen"

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 18 Aug 2018, 18:40

If we gon turn this into a serious discussion about the lowRP in a hivemind,

I'm mixed on whether I like it or hate it atm. Personally I think some xeno roleplay actions, like doing /me's to captures, showing total and utter obedience to the queen (I kinda find this alot of fun if you RP being a yesman) and hissing/snarling/whatever at predators, and try to be spooky at times.

But I also hate the fact that xenos have very few tools to roleplay with. There's no 'shipside role' for the xenos, no way to establish a background history, and no way to safely roleplay between xenos and marines. Of course that's to be expected, since Apop's image for them was that they were a 'nameless, featureless horde' or something like that, so having snowflake xenos isn't a priority.
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Post by KingPhilipIII » 19 Aug 2018, 15:04

Glad to see my choice to call the tank a METAL BAWKS is catching on.

As Queen, I occasionally try to speak as the hivemind so to say in terms of phrasing and responses, but it doesn't catch on. Usually I just whisper apocalyptic messages to captured marines and spook them for fun.
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