Write a CM Haiku

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Vispain
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Vispain » 10 Sep 2018, 21:04

A Commander's Statement

Officer drugged me
Many laughed and I shot him
My staff was quiet



A reflecting Haiku on the Pacification of LV-245 by the Dust Raiders


We OB'd a church today
We thought there were CLF in there
We were very wrong
St Joseph of Cupertino - Patron saint of air travelers, aviators, astronauts, people with a mental handicaps, test takers and poor students.
Commander Jacque Devereaux AKA SSGT Cassius 'Santa' Klaus Predator: Pau'Tar Image

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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by MessageCypher » 17 Sep 2018, 09:34

Every breakout so far
Breaking out of hive
Some point-blank buckshot for all
Queen screech in ovi


Prison Blitz
Heinz is my C O;
Blitz, Alpha, Bravo, and Delta
Win at 12:30
I play as Michael 'Fritz' Fitzgerald. You've never heard of him and probably never will, as I'm usually only on during lowpop hours.
https://gyazo.com/1e163a0ebd5029bd4841123ead7865dd - The first time I ever got a medal.

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