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Write a CM Haiku

Post by Xennith » 15 Aug 2018, 23:59

Share a Colonial Marines inspired haiku.
Haiku is a form of poetry made of three minimalist stanzas of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Traditional haikus often have references to natural life or seasons, and focus on a single present moment in time wherein one finds enlightenment.
Enlightenment in this case often refers to seeing the true nature of things.

Here are some I made.

Marching through the snow.
Friendly fire in my back;
Life in Delta squad.

Survive the red sands,
Armory will have some guns!
Xenos got here first.

Jungle full of death;
Everyone is bleeding out.
Carson in command.
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Sulaboy » 16 Aug 2018, 00:31

Pass me the A P
I'm going to kill the bugs
I'm now deceased
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by VortexGaming » 16 Aug 2018, 01:08

Unga dunga give me attachments

Unga dunga give me Ap

Unga dunga give me FF

Unga dunga give me death
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Xennith » 16 Aug 2018, 01:13

In the auto-doc.
Just want to fight aliens.
Dropship hits medbay.
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Post by VortexGaming » 16 Aug 2018, 01:41

Xennith wrote: ↑
16 Aug 2018, 01:13
 In the auto-doc.
Just want to fight aliens.
Dropship hits medbay.
sadly I can relate to this so many times.
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Sambalu » 16 Aug 2018, 07:25

The damn predator
Self destruct is active now
Ouchie oof my ribs
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Post by Xennith » 16 Aug 2018, 12:19

Escorting the tank.
Suddenly a xeno pounce;
Of course I am gibbed.
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Post by Loco52 » 18 Aug 2018, 13:41

Fog blocking my sight
I turn my ass around
What do I see? A runner comin' at me
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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 20 Aug 2018, 14:16

We, out manned, out gunned.
We desperate to survive.
Continue to fire.

The lead hits the wall.
Ricochets off the steel wall.
More are hitting it.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

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Post by Dolth » 20 Aug 2018, 14:20

Loco52 wrote: ↑
18 Aug 2018, 13:41
 Fog blocking my sight
I turn my ass around
What do I see? A runner comin' at me
Marry me.
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Post by GenericUsername » 20 Aug 2018, 14:31

Playing on Prison
Most died pushing to VIP cells;
Crusher on hallway
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Post by Loco52 » 20 Aug 2018, 18:21

Dolth wrote: ↑
20 Aug 2018, 14:20
Marry me.
Put a ring on it
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Post by Mikotoba » 22 Aug 2018, 17:57

Medic, don't run, please
I have a kit, not a pill
Darnit, he bled out
Rabbit
Irish

Tell me how to do my job.
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Post by Build_R_ » 22 Aug 2018, 18:42

I fear the sound, BWOINK
Private message from admin:
"Hey, got a minute?"

I check the scanner,
Multiple targets in range,
but I am alone.
When the OB misfires and xenos are on your doorstep. 
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Post by TheDonkified » 22 Aug 2018, 22:01

Many steps behind
A brief moment of silence
Metal tray hits me


Try to play Fortnite
Red faggot tells me to stop
This why I have prod
lother jomes
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by TheDonkified » 22 Aug 2018, 22:04

Grab my uniform
Nab pulse rifle and ammo
The dropship gibs me
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Renomaki » 22 Aug 2018, 22:13

Last stand at HQ
"death before dishonor men!"
they all choose to flee...
Sometimes, bravery comes from the most unlikely sources.

An inspirational song for when ye be feeling blue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5_zvuPw8xU
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Post by Sora9567 » 23 Aug 2018, 01:37

Defending LZ
For almost three hours solo
Was not fun at all
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
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Post by MessageCypher » 23 Aug 2018, 10:00

Flying as P O:
fun point and click adventure,
Xenos in the back.
I play as Michael 'Fritz' Fitzgerald. You've never heard of him and probably never will, as I'm usually only on during lowpop hours.
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Xennith » 24 Aug 2018, 00:41

Staff sergeant is nice.
Equips me as flame marine.
Only ravagers.
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Post by sappysalamander » 05 Sep 2018, 19:02

Beauty and harmony
Governed by one eternal law
All that begins must end
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by edgardo » 07 Sep 2018, 17:41

I am a doctor
Marine comes with Internal Bleeding
I Od him with Quicklot
What we call thehuman heart...It's such a mystery, isn't it?
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Post by DriedMilk » 08 Sep 2018, 12:56

I dont follow rules
world is a fuck
I dont know how to make haikus
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by kastion » 10 Sep 2018, 09:37

now i am ancient
there is a sadar off screen
i am instagibbed
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Re: Write a CM Haiku

Post by Rikman » 10 Sep 2018, 10:18

I join in late game
Thousands of xenos are waiting
There goes my hands
“Here is the wild Homo Sapien hunting its prey. The humanoids are pack hunters, using their shoddy armor as a pitiful defense against the towering Insecta. The human is quickly downed by the Insecta’s powerful slash. But, sheer numbers of humanoids rampage the abuser and Insecta is eventually burned to death, beaten, and dismembered.”
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