Ingenious ways to execute criminals.

[Fatman]

If there's one thing about CM that I find to be greatly irritating, it's the astonishing lack of any sort of sadistic creativity on part of it's player base, particularly the command staff. It's a rare occasion when someone simultaneously commits a truly heinous crime worthy of death but is too stupid to actually get away with it, even if their life depended upon it. In this case, that's exactly the predicament they face.
When the time comes for them to close the curtain on their life, they never show any sort of despair of fear, and the MP's always approach it "humanely". A clean job, so to speak. No sense of showmanship. No imagination. Nothing.
But I'm here to tell you that executions can very well become an art form. When I get the opportunity to see someone get terminated, I want to see innovation. I want an execution that fits the crime. I want to see the condemned prisoner fall helplessly to very depths of despair, amidst the gawking MPs. I desire lethal poetry.

Most of all, I want to see thrills, chills and kills.

Discuss creative ways to inflict lethal punishment among those who have been condemned to die in the brig. Something like, for instance, giving the poor bastard a cigar and then offering to light it. Whatever he has to say next isn't of great importance, as he will consequently be roasting alive, along with his cancer stick.

Video related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAd41DDNwuM

[VortexGaming]

Sadly that would be against marine law as theres only two ways to execute people lawfully. Firing squad, or Lethal injection. that or being battlefield executed by the commander.

[Fatman]

Sadly that would be against marine law as theres only two ways to execute people lawfully. Firing squad, or Lethal injection. that or being battlefield executed by the commander.

Tell me your ideas anyway. This is an exercise in creativity.

[Fatman]

Besides, who's to say the firing squad cannot bear flamethrowers? It is by definition a 'firing squad',

[Sulaboy]

There's been an execution with a powerloader. There has also been an execution with an OB. Next step would be for public stoning of criminals.

[Build_R_]

A military police execution is limited but I believe the battlefield execution option is full of possibilities. I personally would like to see the following: An execution by exile, an execution by unarmed attacks, an execution by grenades and an execution by throwing knives, thank you.

[Gnorse]

bucklecuff them on the landing pad and call the dropship up.

[solidfury7]

Cruel methods for a BE would get you arrested.

Cruel methods for execution are against marine law.

Lethal injection isn't worth the hassle so it's a one trick pony.

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Cruel methods to conduct a valid execution are considered LRP. I bwoinked and warned a CMP for beating a prisoner to death with a stun baton because the condemned wouldn’t be shot by any willing marines or a willing CMO

Fact as a matter is that cruel and unusual punishment is a violation of the marine law. Firing squad, Mataba to the head, or lethal injection. That’s it.

Edit: Unless you get an Admin Rule 0 overturn such as BEing by OB

[Survivor]

Carson once tried to execute a terrible staff officer via sending him down the Alamo without his pistol after the aliens took the LZ

[LittleBlast]

Stack a shit ton of glass in 1 tile, take off their shoes, and force them to walk.

Decapitation by walking on glass

[edgardo]

1 potassium pill 1 water pill

ENJOY

[Anoonki]

1 potassium pill 1 water pill

ENJOY

That's not how that recipe works in mobs.

[edgardo]

That's not how that recipe works in mobs.

actually it does if you make someone eat a potassium pill and a water pill it will explode like if you planted a c4 on it


(already saw it on a Execution)

[Anoonki]

Unless it was changed lately, it just purges reagents, doesn;t do damage.
On CM, at least.

[edgardo]

probably it got changed because that... since 2 months ago you could gib someone by doing that mix of pills

that happened on a execution i don't remenber who ordered that execution but probably got warned about it

[Chaznoodles]

Secret monkey technique

[Bancrose]

To my knowledge the only way you can do these ingenious executions is through a BE, which can be done with anything, anyway, as long as only the Commander does it. Lordington and Apop both have told me that so far.

CMP/MP's need to go through Lethal Injections or Firing Squad.

But if you'd want a list, I'd have executed by making them walk the trail of tears. Make a long line of broken glass and shrapnel bits, strip em naked and make sure the shoes are off and make em walk the entire line of it. Throwing people through the elevator shafts or tossing em down the cargo elevator. I have BE'd a squad in an active mutiny once. Choking, Beating, The infamous monkey execution is a way to do it but I have never done that one personally. And sending people onto the Alamo when Xenos are going to hijack it. Not sure if there are more but thats just a good handful that are funny to watch or do.

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

Step 1 : Lock the criminal in the room with a pistol

Step 2 : Throw in as many chem nades filled with mindbreaker toxin as you can

Step 3: ????

Step 4 : Profit ?

[Vampmare]

I saw Patton Moore strap a C4 on a SO and watched him squirm until it exploded.

That was quite the BE.

[edgardo]

I saw Patton Moore strap a C4 on a SO and watched him squirm until it exploded.

That was quite the BE.

Same effect happen with a Potassium+Water Pill (Save req Points)

[Ttly]

You can always just use morgue incinerator.
Broken timing doors, surgery decap, grab choke, DS smash, cargo elevator, beanbag execution, tricord OD.

[TheDonkified]

60 u water 60 u potassium

[Slywater]

MPs have "spaced" prisoners via the airlock before. To be fair it's pretty clean.

[Dolth]

Airlock them to space with a toolkit, no însulated glove and air for 1 minute.