The Glass Cannnon

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The Glass Cannnon

Post by Sleepy Retard » 15 Sep 2018, 19:48

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by liltiptop » 15 Sep 2018, 20:20

The absolute fucking madman

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Heckenshutze » 15 Sep 2018, 22:28

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Post by Mikotoba » 16 Sep 2018, 09:06

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Simo94 » 16 Sep 2018, 10:57

oh, this explains that changelog entry.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Dolth » 16 Sep 2018, 12:49

Woah. Whoever did this deserve a medal.

This is typically what I used to do as a reasearcher when we had R&D. Bend the physics and do great stuff. Love it.

Reminds me of Caryl's satchel charge.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 16 Sep 2018, 16:16

George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Madventurer » 16 Sep 2018, 16:27

This here is one of the reasons I've been worrying about being close to big piles of stuff since the explosion update....
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Post by ThePiachu » 16 Sep 2018, 22:00

The incident has been recorded and will be shared once I manage to upload it. Stay tuned! :D
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Bancrose » 16 Sep 2018, 22:50

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Renomaki » 16 Sep 2018, 22:57

Imagine if this was used on marines...

The horror....
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by TheDonkified » 17 Sep 2018, 00:07

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by KingPhilipIII » 17 Sep 2018, 00:11

This legit made my fucking week. Just the Queen being "TOUCH THEM AND I'LL REPORT YOU!"

Only to get completely ganked was fucking hysterical.

Too bad we can't have fun things and this got removed.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Dolth » 17 Sep 2018, 04:39

Bancrose wrote:
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John Arbuckle sends his regards.

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Survivor » 18 Sep 2018, 02:52

Dolth wrote:
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You never heard of why my nickname is Fire. Ask Caryl or SASOperative.
Didn't you make some phoron bomb that destroyed the entire Sulaco, causing a restart?
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Dolth » 18 Sep 2018, 03:49

Survivor wrote:
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Didn't you make some phoron bomb that destroyed the entire Sulaco, causing a restart?
Precisely.
Phoron-smoke with napalm.

Burnt western half including the hangar fully, melting walls and marines until server crashes. Then I got bwoinked several time in a minute, shat myself, managed to truthfully convince them I didn't expect that lol.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Earraigh » 18 Sep 2018, 08:31

"Ambushed by foul invention!"
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Butterrobber202 » 18 Sep 2018, 09:00

Earraigh wrote:
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"Ambushed by foul invention!"
"Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration."
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Survivor » 18 Sep 2018, 10:56

Dolth wrote:
18 Sep 2018, 03:49
Precisely.
Phoron-smoke with napalm.

Burnt western half including the hangar fully, melting walls and marines until server crashes. Then I got bwoinked several time in a minute, shat myself, managed to truthfully convince them I didn't expect that lol.
Fuckin amazing lol. I remember hearing your story from somewhere and thought it was funny as hell.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by ThePiachu » 19 Sep 2018, 00:53

Here is the Glass Cannon video, complete with the Queen full of hubris! :D

https://youtu.be/mBkrKgc-xgo?t=5868
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 20 Sep 2018, 07:34

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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Dolth » 20 Sep 2018, 13:24

ThesoldierLLJK wrote:
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This is because we don't have nice things we do makeshift bombs.
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Re: The Glass Cannnon

Post by Novus Luna » 23 Sep 2018, 07:13

I'm glad I helped design this when the admins tested it in the thunderdome

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