CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
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CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
In a war of two egos, with a crate of purchased equipment at stake, who would win in a battle of shipside legality? The Commander Bill "Crew Expendable" Carson, or Chief MP Jack "If they have messy hair, give them the chair" Knight? It is a tale of betrayal, tasings, merchants who wanted more than they bargained for, and a synth who was just glad to be there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpH27psDbZU
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
"And a synth who was just glad to be there" Oof
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
The real question is was I referring to Yuki, or the Combat Synth? The world will never know.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
if i was magika at the moment the Sargeant and the commander was impident the checkment i would be tazing the Sargeant already and calling reinforcement to secure the crate, i don't know how that guy have that kind of patient
Edit= he actually did it, but i would done it FARRR early
Edit= he actually did it, but i would done it FARRR early
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
You are a masterful wordsmith. I hearty chuckled.Sora9567 wrote: ↑12 Nov 2018, 19:16In a war of two egos, with a crate of purchased equipment at stake, who would win in a battle of shipside legality? The Commander Bill "Crew Expendable" Carson, or Chief MP Jack "If they have messy hair, give them the chair" Knight? It is a tale of betrayal, tasings, merchants who wanted more than they bargained for, and a synth who was just glad to be there.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
Alright that one got me.
It's perfect.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
Be warned, record doesnt not contain, previous situation (In same round) when CMP and another MP tried to arrest Delta member, and got he's ass kicked (Almost crit), and put to stasis bag while Bill Carson was cheering for us in comms.
Amazing experience
Amazing experience
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
This is why we cant have nice things and admins probably wont do mini merchant events anymore
#blamecarson
#blamecarson
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
I didn't get that bit recorded, but I know what happened. Apparently Knight was trying to arrest a medic. On the Normandy. With a bunch of Deltas nearby. I'm surprised that a shotgun didn't "go off accidentally."
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
Against my better judgement I decided to start making Youtube videos involving Colonial Marines. Channel
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson
I think your signature is 3 years out dated.
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