CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

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CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Sora9567 » 12 Nov 2018, 19:16

In a war of two egos, with a crate of purchased equipment at stake, who would win in a battle of shipside legality? The Commander Bill "Crew Expendable" Carson, or Chief MP Jack "If they have messy hair, give them the chair" Knight? It is a tale of betrayal, tasings, merchants who wanted more than they bargained for, and a synth who was just glad to be there.

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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Pedroca2lucas » 12 Nov 2018, 19:52

"And a synth who was just glad to be there" Oof
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Sora9567 » 12 Nov 2018, 20:00

Mallik wrote:
12 Nov 2018, 19:52
"And a synth who was just glad to be there" Oof
The real question is was I referring to Yuki, or the Combat Synth? The world will never know.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by edgardo » 12 Nov 2018, 20:22

if i was magika at the moment the Sargeant and the commander was impident the checkment i would be tazing the Sargeant already and calling reinforcement to secure the crate, i don't know how that guy have that kind of patient

Edit= he actually did it, but i would done it FARRR early
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by starmute » 13 Nov 2018, 03:37

Sora9567 wrote:
12 Nov 2018, 19:16
In a war of two egos, with a crate of purchased equipment at stake, who would win in a battle of shipside legality? The Commander Bill "Crew Expendable" Carson, or Chief MP Jack "If they have messy hair, give them the chair" Knight? It is a tale of betrayal, tasings, merchants who wanted more than they bargained for, and a synth who was just glad to be there.
You are a masterful wordsmith. I hearty chuckled.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by coroneljones » 13 Nov 2018, 04:22

Sora9567 wrote:
12 Nov 2018, 19:16
Chief MP Jack "If they have messy hair, give them the chair" Knight
Alright that one got me.
It's perfect.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Teruyo » 13 Nov 2018, 06:57

Be warned, record doesnt not contain, previous situation (In same round) when CMP and another MP tried to arrest Delta member, and got he's ass kicked (Almost crit), and put to stasis bag while Bill Carson was cheering for us in comms.
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 13 Nov 2018, 07:53

This is why we cant have nice things and admins probably wont do mini merchant events anymore
#blamecarson

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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Sora9567 » 13 Nov 2018, 11:19

Teruyo wrote:
13 Nov 2018, 06:57
Be warned, record doesnt not contain, previous situation (In same round) when CMP and another MP tried to arrest Delta member, and got he's ass kicked (Almost crit), and put to stasis bag while Bill Carson was cheering for us in comms.
Amazing experience
I didn't get that bit recorded, but I know what happened. Apparently Knight was trying to arrest a medic. On the Normandy. With a bunch of Deltas nearby. I'm surprised that a shotgun didn't "go off accidentally."
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Re: CMP/CO War: Jack Knight vs Bill Carson

Post by Dolth » 14 Nov 2018, 09:31

coroneljones wrote:
13 Nov 2018, 04:22
Alright that one got me.
It's perfect.
I think your signature is 3 years out dated.
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