That "Oh fuck" moment

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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Steven Sneider » 28 Jun 2015, 19:27

When lag nation attacks.
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Post by Expired Torpedo » 30 Jun 2015, 10:24

when your alone and an alien jumps out of nowhere and utterly buttfucks you before you can call for help









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Post by UnknownMurder » 30 Jun 2015, 13:56

When you forget to do an event for player base.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Evilkyle24 » 30 Jun 2015, 14:21

When you look into the bar and see a wizard on a car.

When you notice everything in the bridge slide towards the back of the room.

When singularity eats the communications console and nobody is smart enough to use a fax machine.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by speedybst » 30 Jun 2015, 18:41

When you notice that there are several more borgs running around than you remember, and suddenly the AI status changes to red... and delta mode activates with 65secs on the clock.

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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Evilkyle24 » 01 Jul 2015, 04:13

When the fire-locks deploy and half a second later the air turns purple.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Pillow » 01 Jul 2015, 16:32

when the escape shuttle is coming and suddenly people start falling asleep in the escape hall
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by UnknownMurder » 01 Jul 2015, 16:34

When Developes are ACTUALLY going to add Macho Man... That's is the most #1 "Oh Fuck" moments of 2015.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Fickmacher » 01 Jul 2015, 17:09

UnknownMurder wrote:When Developes are ACTUALLY going to add Macho Man... That's is the most #1 "Oh Fuck" moments of 2015.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by UnknownMurder » 01 Jul 2015, 17:17

That moment when your image does not appears.
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Post by Fickmacher » 01 Jul 2015, 17:22

That moment when imgur won't show images on the board for some reason.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by dasdelan » 02 Jul 2015, 00:24

when your appendix burst mid round.

you get horsemasked.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by RehabBaron » 02 Jul 2015, 03:46

That moment when Warrior 844. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Allan1234 » 02 Jul 2015, 04:40

that moment when your waiting for marines to arive on the rescue ship but instead aliens swarm in.

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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Evilkyle24 » 02 Jul 2015, 20:26

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Round ends are great. It cut right through the escape shuttle.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Cyclus » 06 Jul 2015, 12:10

The moment when you're raiding a hive, you want to throw a grenade. BUT, spess lag strikes and you're not able to throw your grenade in time.

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Post by Fickmacher » 06 Jul 2015, 12:50

Cyclus wrote:The moment when you're raiding a hive, you want to throw a grenade. BUT, spess lag strikes and you're not able to throw your grenade in time.
Spess lag makes me afraid of grenades.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by dasdelan » 06 Jul 2015, 13:34

when you take a bullet from friendly fire and instantly are feeling 'extremely woosey'
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by DesFrSpace » 15 Aug 2015, 01:04

Sulaco Doctor: Do multiple right-hand surgery.
Doctor fail to do surgery after a hour.
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Doctor find out that critical hunger affect Surgery.
Patient tell Doctor to suicide. Doctor went to the shower.
Doctor make last stand with Marines on shuttle.
Doctor become disabled by bullet in chest :\.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Jeser » 15 Aug 2015, 02:04

Making defenses in FoB. Aliens attack west side, breach in, fight. And then you suddenly realize, that all marines came to west side and there is no one, who guard north and east.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Nikov » 15 Aug 2015, 03:01

When your doctor struggles with English grammar and won't give you a tricord shot because "nah".
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by IAMMagikarp » 15 Aug 2015, 03:47

When you have a live nade in your hand and you get tackled.

Also when an alien gets the number 911,420 or 69 and the hive turns into a shitstorm, causing everyone to die.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Jeser » 15 Aug 2015, 04:05

IAMMagikarp wrote:When you have a live nade in your hand and you get tackled.

Also when an alien gets the number 911,420 or 69 and the hive turns into a shitstorm, causing everyone to die.
What's wrong with those numbers??
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by IAMMagikarp » 15 Aug 2015, 04:21

Jeser wrote: What's wrong with those numbers??
I wonder that to friend
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment

Post by Gentlefood » 15 Aug 2015, 05:01

Felkvir wrote:Ahh, i miss those space spiders. Their cute little web nests and chittering and murdering ... :3
My favorite part about spiders is they can drain the life fluids out of an AI killing it instantly because fuck logic.

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