That "Oh fuck" moment
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
when your alone and an alien jumps out of nowhere and utterly buttfucks you before you can call for help
- UnknownMurder
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When you forget to do an event for player base.
- Evilkyle24
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When you look into the bar and see a wizard on a car.
When you notice everything in the bridge slide towards the back of the room.
When singularity eats the communications console and nobody is smart enough to use a fax machine.
When you notice everything in the bridge slide towards the back of the room.
When singularity eats the communications console and nobody is smart enough to use a fax machine.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When you notice that there are several more borgs running around than you remember, and suddenly the AI status changes to red... and delta mode activates with 65secs on the clock.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When the fire-locks deploy and half a second later the air turns purple.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
when the escape shuttle is coming and suddenly people start falling asleep in the escape hall
- UnknownMurder
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When Developes are ACTUALLY going to add Macho Man... That's is the most #1 "Oh Fuck" moments of 2015.
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[img]i.imgur.com/Ggochqf.jpg[/img]UnknownMurder wrote:When Developes are ACTUALLY going to add Macho Man... That's is the most #1 "Oh Fuck" moments of 2015.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
That moment when your image does not appears.
- Fickmacher
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
That moment when imgur won't show images on the board for some reason.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
when your appendix burst mid round.
you get horsemasked.
you get horsemasked.
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- Allan1234
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
that moment when your waiting for marines to arive on the rescue ship but instead aliens swarm in.
- Evilkyle24
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
Round ends are great. It cut right through the escape shuttle.
- Cyclus
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
The moment when you're raiding a hive, you want to throw a grenade. BUT, spess lag strikes and you're not able to throw your grenade in time.
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Spess lag makes me afraid of grenades.Cyclus wrote:The moment when you're raiding a hive, you want to throw a grenade. BUT, spess lag strikes and you're not able to throw your grenade in time.
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
when you take a bullet from friendly fire and instantly are feeling 'extremely woosey'
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
Sulaco Doctor: Do multiple right-hand surgery.
Doctor fail to do surgery after a hour.
Doctor find missing ground tile, on the second operating theater. #Atmos is bitch
Doctor find out that critical hunger affect Surgery.
Patient tell Doctor to suicide. Doctor went to the shower.
Doctor make last stand with Marines on shuttle.
Doctor become disabled by bullet in chest .
RIP
Doctor fail to do surgery after a hour.
Doctor find missing ground tile, on the second operating theater. #Atmos is bitch
Doctor find out that critical hunger affect Surgery.
Patient tell Doctor to suicide. Doctor went to the shower.
Doctor make last stand with Marines on shuttle.
Doctor become disabled by bullet in chest .
RIP
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DEATH SQUAD!
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
Making defenses in FoB. Aliens attack west side, breach in, fight. And then you suddenly realize, that all marines came to west side and there is no one, who guard north and east.
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When your doctor struggles with English grammar and won't give you a tricord shot because "nah".
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Re: That "Oh fuck" moment
When you have a live nade in your hand and you get tackled.
Also when an alien gets the number 911,420 or 69 and the hive turns into a shitstorm, causing everyone to die.
Also when an alien gets the number 911,420 or 69 and the hive turns into a shitstorm, causing everyone to die.
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What's wrong with those numbers??IAMMagikarp wrote:When you have a live nade in your hand and you get tackled.
Also when an alien gets the number 911,420 or 69 and the hive turns into a shitstorm, causing everyone to die.
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- Gentlefood
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My favorite part about spiders is they can drain the life fluids out of an AI killing it instantly because fuck logic.Felkvir wrote:Ahh, i miss those space spiders. Their cute little web nests and chittering and murdering ... :3