CM Quotes Thread

[JuanRico]

Post funny IC/OOC quotes from the server here.



Sam Bell says, "I hear some voice telling me it won't fight back"
Sam Bell says, "Am I going batshit?"
Juan Rico says, "I want a trophy."
the alien drone (333) has been torn with the Marine Combat Knife by Juan Rico.
Sam Bell says, "It was begging me to live."
Juan Rico laughs.
Rogal Dorn says, "Stop"
Juan Rico says, "Only good xeno is a dead one son."
Juan Rico says, "Don't give me that commie shit."


OOC: OneOneThreeEight: bet you wish your girlfriend was this hot
OOC: RuffSqwad: my gf is an M41A pulse rifle

[TopHatPenguin]

Oh i have some saved on my computer.. hang on

Also as signatures sometimes.

[TopHatPenguin]

So yeah while skimming through i found this.. http://gyazo.com/a2a1c153bf8327d36263ad0f7e71f3f7 eh..

[Feweh]

So yeah while skimming through i found this.. http://gyazo.com/a2a1c153bf8327d36263ad0f7e71f3f7 eh..

Is true, he told me he'd triple my amount if I sent him 50.000$

[JuanRico]

Juan Rico says, "Allow me to present my ID."
Riley Mitchell says, "Besides"
Vanessa Watson says, "Um..."
Juan Rico points to the M4A3 Service Pistol






Riley Mitchell [Command] [Sulaco] says, " Damn fucking scots"
Vanessa Watson [Command] [Sulaco] says, "Now don't be racist, Riley."
Riley Mitchell [Command] [Sulaco] says, " Scots aren't a race...."
Chandler Ironmonger [Command] [Sulaco] says, "Aye, she's correct."
Vanessa Watson [Command] [Sulaco] says, "It's a race."
Chandler Ironmonger [Command] [Sulaco] says, "Now, i need some fukken whiskey."

[Cyclus]

"BIG BLACK THING, CALL THE KKK!"

I said this when i was utterly hyped and angry and upon seeing the queen.

[LordeKilly]

That's not funny, that's just racist.

[Evilkyle24]

I thought it was funny. But that's just my twisted sense of humor.

[Cyclus]

Even though i do not hate black colored people, i do like racist jokes.

[Lostmixup]

I like how no one has posted me telling people to strip constantly lol.

[Redfield5]

Not an exact copy of what was said, but here you go.

Cal: KHAN! THOSE FUCKERS GOT KHAN!

Mike: FUCKING HELL!

Monica: Bravo, report in.

Khan: Ugh...this is Khan, the fuckers got me.

Dolth: WHERE ARE YOU, KHAN?

Khan: Fuck, I don't have long. Monica, I have one last request before I die.

Monica: What?

Khan: Send upskirts to my PDA.

[Lostmixup]

"Suck my nerds." - SAS 2015

[JuanRico]

The alien larva (533) kneels down, puts its hand on Juan Rico's wrist and begins counting their pulse.