In-Game Quotes Thread
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In-Game Quotes Thread
This thread is for all of your funny, awkward, or facepalm-incuding quotes. Whether it's IC, LOOC, OOC, or even some juicy staff chat if it's funny post it here! You can copy/paste or post a screenshot of the dialogue. I'll start.
LOOC: Meowness: Why can I perfectly understand the workings of a photocopier.
LOOC: Meowness: But I can't pick up a pen.
LOOC: Swordhill: Wizard magic
LOOC: Meowness: I'm imaginning Xenos working at Kinkos.
LOOC: OneOneThreeEight: Because you touch yourself at night
LOOC: Meowness: Why can I perfectly understand the workings of a photocopier.
LOOC: Meowness: But I can't pick up a pen.
LOOC: Swordhill: Wizard magic
LOOC: Meowness: I'm imaginning Xenos working at Kinkos.
LOOC: OneOneThreeEight: Because you touch yourself at night
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(R)LOOC: Meowness: I'm washing dead facehuggers.
(R)LOOC: Meowness: What a time to be alive.
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I am highly evolved, Mama. I have perfected the concept of showering, as well as photocopying."
(R)LOOC: Meowness: What a time to be alive.
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I am highly evolved, Mama. I have perfected the concept of showering, as well as photocopying."
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I feel like this is a "meowness is fucking hilarious" thread so far.
Credit goes to NobodySpecialzz for this beautiful image
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We'll stop quoting him as soon as he stops being hilarious.Mordrehel wrote:I feel like this is a "meowness is fucking hilarious" thread so far.
Or other people start being hilarious.
Hivemind, alien queen hisses, "Heh. In a sense, you are a real mama, My carrier. One day you might be like Nomu.. And spread love around the universe in your own special way!"
Hivemind, alien carrier (5) hisses, "Gay."
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Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "How wonderful, Mama!"
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I cannot pick the form back up once I have stamped it!"
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I can only assume I am so proud of my stamping, that I am physically unable to pick the form back up!"
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I cannot pick the form back up once I have stamped it!"
Hivemind, alien drone (341) hisses, "I can only assume I am so proud of my stamping, that I am physically unable to pick the form back up!"
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DEAD: Dean Werner says, "Just imagine Hicks and Ripley arguing about whether or not the aliens cutting power is meta or not, meanwhile Hudson cries in the background"
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I would like to write a brief advisory that WY interests are being rivaled by inside staffing of the Sulaco. For the prior two shifts, I have had my very own personal office breached, and my provided meal rations stolen from under me! Why, just this morning, I had settled with a pre-heated and canistered coffee, as well as a most delictable chocolate bar, that was swiped from my office space during my trip to the bridge.
This is simply unacceptable. The rations were recovered in medical but no one was willing to come forward. I would like to advise the company of a potential security breach regarding medical personnel and a potential conflict of interest on behalf of the doctors of the Sulaco, versus our very own!
Please keep me dilligently informed regarding this issue as we proceed forward, and if a true culprit is properly identified.
This insanity must end.
Thank you.
Adrian Winchester
This is simply unacceptable. The rations were recovered in medical but no one was willing to come forward. I would like to advise the company of a potential security breach regarding medical personnel and a potential conflict of interest on behalf of the doctors of the Sulaco, versus our very own!
Please keep me dilligently informed regarding this issue as we proceed forward, and if a true culprit is properly identified.
This insanity must end.
Thank you.
Adrian Winchester
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Kyra Slater (follow) says, "I need to do a poo and I fear combat is not the place for it."
Ivan Lukov (follow) says, "IF I CANNOT SEMI AUTO SHOOT RPG I VILL THROW ROCKETS MYSELF"
Ivan Lukov (follow) says, "IF I CANNOT SEMI AUTO SHOOT RPG I VILL THROW ROCKETS MYSELF"
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Surrealistik wrote:
I died, hahaha
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