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Jeser
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by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 07:34
What you like to do if you got a Liason job?
I like to write reports (but I'm pretty bad in it)

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Tetsip
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by Tetsip » 04 Aug 2015, 07:38
I like to be a corporate scumlord, working in-sync with the admin/mod playing WY to cover up WY's involvement with the xenomorph infestation on the colony while bribing marines and filling my own pockets.

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by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 07:44
I'm dissapointed. I told marines, that first person, who bring me alien will got cash (300 THalers for snake/crab, 500 for older creature). And them I had to AFK for 15 minutes and no one came

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by Terminator541 » 04 Aug 2015, 08:40
My first time as a liason, the survivors stormed my office and demanded that I "reveal the truth" about WY's involvement in the colony.
A few threats later and I wound up being blasted apart with an M41A.
"Destroy the Empress! I will not let her gloat over me!"
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by Sebro » 04 Aug 2015, 08:59
The First time I was a Liason I tried to loyalty implant the entire MP force. But they only became loyal to nanotrasen and shot my face open.
Also I murdered someone for complaining about the lack of lighters. Decapitation I believe. Would've gone great hadn't that meddling maintenance tech found the body. CURSE THEM.
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by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 09:01
I like to brainwash people and then I set up a parallel chain of command and take over the station, lol
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by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 14:00
I like to talk with people. Bad that my level of English doesn't support /me emotion. I just don't know words, that describe different human actions. That's why RP in English for me goes in Cut Edition.
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by UnknownMurder » 04 Aug 2015, 14:22
Terminator541 wrote:My first time as a liason, the survivors stormed my office and demanded that I "reveal the truth" about WY's involvement in the colony.
A few threats later and I wound up being blasted apart with an M41A.
Reveal the truth, dammit. You played us like a damn fiddle. You spying bitch. START TALKING!
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by johners12345 » 04 Aug 2015, 14:54
My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.
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by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 15:05
johners12345 wrote:My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.
Goddamn, I laughed so hard on this XD
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by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 15:43
johners12345 wrote:My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.
I would give you you a lap dance. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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by LordLoko » 04 Aug 2015, 18:40
I send fax to WY and they never respond.
Damm space internet.
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by Surrealistik » 04 Aug 2015, 18:56
xywenx00 wrote:I like to brainwash people and then I set up a parallel chain of command and take over the station, lol
Only for the aliens to inevitably win due to stupid internal power struggles like this.
In a nutshell why I don't think the Rep should exist, in so long as people are free or even encouraged to set up mutinies.
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by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 19:32
Surrealistik wrote:
Only for the aliens to inevitably win due to stupid internal power struggles like this.
In a nutshell why I don't think the Rep should exist, in so long as people are free or even encouraged to set up mutinies.
Pretty much xD