Favorite Admin Given Liaison Tasks?

[Adjective]

So last night, I was able to play as the Corporate Liaison, a new job released after I departed. At first I was just playing like the average office junky before recieving some very entertaining, anything but poignant missions from SpeedyBast and FatalEYES.

-I was first tasked with learning as much as I could about the threat on the Lazarus Colony
-I was then tasked with interviewing the survivor.
-I was asked to steal specimens from Research, one of which was a Live Sentinal (SSD)
-I had to study them, and message the corporation with my findings.
-I was assigned to kill the survivor to leave "No witnesses" (They let me use Chloral to OD him)
-I was told to dispose of the body in a way that prevented me from being discovered (I stole a Medical Doctor's ID and cremated him and the hypo spray)

All in all, it was a pretty fun eventful job. (Although I was given a variation of generic tasks)
I'd like to know if anyone else has any fun tasks they were given during their time as the Liaison?

[Gentlefood]

I had to get the marines to recover Squiggles 2.0 it was entertaining. Unfortunately the Sulaco was overrun so I ended up having to punch a Praetorian with a grenade, and that was the end of it for me.

[FatalEYES]

Vrai, next time you're getting tasked to go down to the planet and either A: Recover Mr. Wiggles, or B: Recover the infinite capacity power-cell. Brace.

[kurugi]

My favorite task was break into the colony and stealing the station blueprints. My most common was await further instructions and then 2 hours of sitting by a fax machine.

[Artyom]

My favorite was when the admins didn't give anything after I ahelped multiple times.

If it happens again I'm making a complaint.

[GingerCultLeader]

Shouldn't you fax them?

[Artyom]

Shouldn't you fax them?

I did that.