salt, rage, and STOP FUCKING PUSHING ME. (the fourm for all your range inducing moments)

[Hycinth]

Yeeeeep. I always protect the corners and edges with tables at least. and usually write 'DNGR' in orange/yellow on plating in front of the grilles

[Edgelord]

I personally place tables to prevent marines from running onto the grilles, or make a shortcut around with false walls. People insist on running into grilles no matter how you build them. I've stopped caring about marine safety regarding egrilles, since no matter HOW safe you make them, someone'll find a way to shock themselves. Repeatedly. In the dick.

I call bullshit, the fortifications I build have only one point that is uncovered, which is the point where the false wall is and it is a rare circumstance that someone gets hurt on there. Engineers who don't care about marine safety are sabotaging the operation and, in my experience, not fun to play with.

[Hycinth]

I call bullshit, the fortifications I build have only one point that is uncovered, which is the point where the false wall is and it is a rare circumstance that someone gets hurt on there. Engineers who don't care about marine safety are sabotaging the operation and, in my experience, not fun to play with.

As I said, I place tables and barricades at turns and on edges as I can in order to provide safe passage through. Unfortunately sure, there's instances where marines have found the rare uncovered grille and have managed to plant their face firmly on it, but 90% of the time the reason marines are injured on grilles is not paying attention and/or intents. ALWAYS BE ON HELP INTENT WHILE MOVING IN A SMALL CORRIDOR.

As for the effectiveness of my FOBs, anyone who has seen them can speak to their effectiveness, including one which I solo constructed holding out for nearly an entire round, even while surrounded on all sides, plus xenos melting all the chapel walls.

[ChickenShizNit8]

As I said, I place tables and barricades at turns and on edges as I can in order to provide safe passage through. Unfortunately sure, there's instances where marines have found the rare uncovered grille and have managed to plant their face firmly on it, but 90% of the time the reason marines are injured on grilles is not paying attention and/or intents. ALWAYS BE ON HELP INTENT WHILE MOVING IN A SMALL CORRIDOR.

As for the effectiveness of my FOBs, anyone who has seen them can speak to their effectiveness, including one which I solo constructed holding out for nearly an entire round, even while surrounded on all sides, plus xenos melting all the chapel walls.

Eh...

I've seen it a few times. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it fucks marines over.

[Hycinth]

Eh...

I've seen it a few times. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it fucks marines over.

But no aliens get through!

[ChickenShizNit8]

But no aliens get through!

[NumerousPotatos]

One of my first and most hated ones

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>Prison map
> be xeno
> Evolve into sentinel
> smash lights
> Runners cry for help
>Go to security
>1000000 armed survivors
>Runners be like "Melt walls
>Melt walls
>Get shot a bit, nearly dead
>Nope.exe and flee
> Lazy drone finally plants weeds
>Gets angry at me for standing on weed because they shit out a nest without putting more weeds
>more anti-survivor
>Spit at stupid survivor standing out in the open
>Tackle survivor numerous time
>Survivor get up
>lolk.exe and tackle
>Miss tackle
>Try again
>Keep missing literally 10 times
>wtf.exe
>get killed by SMG wielding survivor

I actually threw my mouse at the screen. No joke. The salt levels were extreme.

Here's another.

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>Be survivor
>Prison map again
>stuck in control room
>lmao.exe
>Press shutter button (AKA gtfo button)
>Get rescued by marine
>Tell them everything and send to commander
>Warn everyone they're fucked
>CO believe me (was CMO at the time)
>CL don't believe me
>Dontcare.exe it's good RP
>aliums get shuttle
>Arm up Rambo style and defend briefing
>Get shot by turret
>Shit.exe
>marine complain about aliens near command desk
>Pump shotgun ready to kill
>wtfRavager.exe
>lmao get rekt
>tries to shoot ravager x 100
> Apparently game crashed
>Fuck.exe
>Restart game
>Enter with no head and getting slashed by ravager
>Fuckeverything.exe

That was another mouse throw moment.

[Reuben Owen]

SADAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Siserith Vassada]

when you burst and someone brings your body back to cloning only for a doctor to refuse to clone you and then incenerate you with all your items while you sitting watching in shock

[CubeJackal]

[polite marine] says, "Have a terrible day, I hope I never have to come back here"
this was at the tail end of a three-hour sulaco medic round in which the entire rest of the medbay staff ran down to the planet in the wake of an admin event that never actually happened, leaving me to patch up a cadre of bone-broken, brain-damaged, organ-hurting marines all on my own. the last one had this to say as i said my goodbyes to him after three successive surgeries to fix his brain, mouth and eyes. thanks, marine

[Siserith Vassada]

that was a crazy round, i'me surprised the marines won after all the shit that happend.

[OffRoad99]

Private Rambo (yes that was his name): "Fuck you squad leader, I can do this alone!"

No one has ever seen Private Rambo again.

[Boltersam]

They knew da' risks when they took the job.
If they don't want to get fried every single time they make egrilles. don't make egrilles. It causes us aliens a LOT of rage because you can shoot through your egrille castle with electrified walls and automatic tower-sentries, and you never run out of ammo for some reason. But here you're complaining about the bonehead front-liners stumbling into the egrilles.
(Well, you at least get to laugh at their clumsiness as you sip cola, being far away from your creation which is the bane of Xenos and idiots alike.)

My rage moment? I have two.

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1. Be queen because nobody else wants to.
Only lay eggs in one room because moving between different egg rooms is too much for my sucky-at-micro-managing-self.
command everyone to attack the nexus, and stop guarding the hosts you gathered, since you need everyone on the front lines.
Be shocked as an admin tells you everyone interpreted your order as "Kill the infected we have, then go help the queen's charge."
Lead an attack to the Sulaco after a few moments taken ripping apart corpses to clear your head. And after laying a fuckton of eggs.
Get boned by marines surrounding the shuttle, but escape with a Ravager and a drone into cargo.
Get noticed by cargo tech.
Get swarmed by marines.
Your royal guard ravager distracts the marines while you slowly jog away to get healed by the drone's weeds.
Run away with your drone as the marines finally defeat your brave royal guard ravager.
Watch as your drone is gunned down, get into that empty room at the top of cargo.
Let out one final screech as you try to kill a few marines. fail as your attacks are actually quite sucky.
Get swarmed, die.

I mostly raged when I was messaged by the admins. I mean, seriously, everybody KILLED THE CAPTURED HOSTS.

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2.Be sentinel in final hour of the round.
Attack the Egrille castle made by the marines in the bridge.
Evolve into spitter.
Try to break the grille, but get shocked and killed by an smg-wielding marine.

This one is shorter, but I'm pissed off that the marines can get away with three layers of Egrilles. that they can shoot through.

[RadiantFlash]

Marines have already been getting fucked up in the round this takes place, because of incompetency. A carrierr thats been consistantly harrassing and infect a portion of the FOB, kept getting away by a slim margin, because of the marines said idiocy.
Cue me finally getting the drop on it, and cornering it.
It's about to die, I've already shot it a few times with the m4.
A marine tosses a flashbang into our defensive line, knocking everyone and me over.
Aliens turn around, and slashrekt any marines not behind cover.

[Egorkor]

but hot damn, we got our revenge at the tcomms for that carrier harassing, eh?

[Nick123q23]

Every single time anyone refers to the USS Sulaco as the NMV Sulaco

[GGgobbleCC]

Ever having to play an alien and suffering as a paper-thin weak as fuck purple bug

[Nick123q23]

Recently I was the queen, had a pretty good hive, although I had the problem of SSD larva and too many sentinels and like two ravagers.
Ravager asks me to go to somewhere to plant weeds, I go with her, go onto weeds in fitness, see a congaline of marines invade and tear apart me, the ravager, and my praetorian. ffffffffffffffffffffff

[qsleepy]

Getting better at combat and actually learning the game, feeling the pains of the veteran players from all the friendly fire...


Bitch and bitch and bitch about the friendly fire and how retarded my squad is.

Shoot teammate on other side of resin.


Feel at home finally with fellow retarded muhreens.

[DMAN]

I like it when mahreenz randomly suicide on the Sulaco, much fun. :^}}

[monkeysfist101]

Fucking carrier gangs. It WAS 5 strong.

[MrJJJ]

When your CMO is a blatant enough idiot to open a door for a alien larva you trying to contain 3 times, despite him seeing at least 7 times that you pointing to it, and trying to pull it out and that we need some marine backup, and then for it to finnaly escape, if it were not for a lucky RO (See funny moments thread) we would have probably had major problems

[GGgobbleCC]

Just finished a shithole of a round started around 10pm EST

Aliens were actually doing really well for once, call the shuttle and everything get on it and BAM research gernade kills all the aliens. Aliens rezzed due to meta, bomber gets a mean talking to, but marines had time to spam the distress beacon multiple times for OP mercs(good feature) and admins never turned off late-join. Oh, and the time it took to rez all the aliens turned the hanger into a fun eletric-grille maze, aliens manage to push up and the tiny number that stayed after getting killed are being mowed down my late-joins and turbo autists that play on here 24/7. I got stuck in a shitty praetor body and couldn't do jack shit and watched every die because lol infinte ammo and massive damage guns.

Quality balance general.

[Daman453]

A round where we were assaulting the FOB and we had a few marines to retake it, i go down, in b18 armor (YEAH) and try to help out, push aliens back by flamer, hear the sound of a nade going off... Right beside me. Flamer knocked away, grab a rifle and start firing, can't hear and trying to get the shuttle called back. I then kill a alien using a rifle then try to use my pistol to kill the 3-4 aliens that are chasing me. They get though my helmet and then go to get my flamer, get spitted, hugged then killed. Damn if that nade didn't go off......... FUCK THAT ONE DUDE THAT HAS NADES AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT NADES CAN GO THOUGH AND THEN ENDS UP KILLING HURTING/KILLING MARINES

[TeknoKot]

Yesterday, playing as SL, gear up, go to briefing, notice one engineer bringing shit with him, the other didn't even bother picking metal up. Went to pod, ordered that engineer to get shit, she did. Hokay, let's go down. Upon going down, we set the generators and I notice the engineer who didn't bring shit at first do nothing at all. "Fine, let the other set his shit." before I notice her making marine only doors instead of like, welding them from xenos to break in. Generators set, went to Nexus, took twenty minutes to set a turret in center with 360 burst fire on, like what?

All's set, seems like a fine FoB, before Charlie SL starts saying LZ1 is the FoB, wait what the fuck. About 7 marines rush to it, leaving Nexus with 3-4 men. I grab a box of mines, set them for aliens to go into, I see a Charlie standard rush into the fucking mines with a flamethrower, not only baiting the xenos off, but BURNING himself to near death. He goes down to help out a specialist apparently, the spec gets hugged and he BURNS HER AND OTHER MARINES TOO. He's brought to ship, Spec is infected and brought to ship for healing too, the Charlie standard ghosted because he couldn't take LOOC pressure. "Fuck it all" I say, going back to the turret before I notice a RETARD DESTROY IT, SHOOTING AT IT. I left Nexus, got back into the ship and out of anger just called it, not minding those who I left.

Fast forward, MT made a psychiatrist office, went to it, had a talk before I hear a fucking BO almost kill the spec who was infected earlier and had to be cloned because of an incompetent doctor. Notice the bodies being dragged off in the psychiatrist office, I couldn't handle laughing and being angry at same time.

Fast forward to aliens attacking, we all mainly friendly fired at each other, but at least repelled the attack. Went to medbay and I see the same doctor treating the same specialist for over a FUCKING HOUR. I needed treatment as well, and it took 40 mins of waiting, because the doctor went SSD after saying in LOOC "i gotta take a call", he never came back, medbay had 10+ injured marines being stabilized by medics. Luckily another doctor came on and round went on, with marines dying YET AGAIN BY FUCKING ATMOS ISSUE IN PLANET.


overall a shitty round.