salt, rage, and STOP FUCKING PUSHING ME. (the fourm for all your range inducing moments)

[Mitchs98]

When people don't send my damn supply crates after I take time to prep and optimize them for maximum efficiency...

[Jen_Llama]

When bald people come into engineering. The closer they get to the core chamber the more I die inside.
Then the following 2 hours of desperately trying to fix what bald engineers ruin in 5 minutes time.

[Mac]

When bald people come into engineering. The closer they get to the core chamber the more I die inside.
Then the following 2 hours of desperately trying to fix what bald engineers ruin in 5 minutes time.

Too fucking true

[DiscountDan]

When I'm trying to run in a hallway with Xenos behind me, and someone's blocking the way. Oh, and when I'm trying to break free from resin walls, and an alien just sits there waiting for me to break free, only to knock me down and pin me back up. In short, I'll never have an epic escape

[bustered1]

When I'm trying to run in a hallway with Xenos behind me, and someone's blocking the way. Oh, and when I'm trying to break free from resin walls, and an alien just sits there waiting for me to break free, only to knock me down and pin me back up. In short, I'll never have an epic escape

Try for epic escape AKA c4!

[KeyWii]

>Be me
>Attacking the hive
>Ravager takes my leg off, bleeding out quickly
>Tell fellow Marine to take an Orbital Beacon out of my backpack
>"FUCK OFF"
>k.

[WyattH]

marines that dont git gud

[Stalin]

The commanders that think they're being strategical/cool by denying the marines a chance to leave the colony and retreat. It's very possible to return from that situation, but they're crushing any chance of doing so with their incompetence.

[MysteriousSpy]

What stalin said. times 100. Also those meta runners that immediately go to the survivor spawn points and the Nexus security point, because they know the survivors are there.

[Mitchs98]

Cargo workers that do literally nothing but hinder your efforts, order random things, things that don't need to be ordered, and simply run around in the riple for 10 minutes straight saying nothing.

Also people that have that baldie mentality of 'gotta open literally everything and see whats in it, even if it's clearly labeled or the guy said what it was numerous times'. It's inherently worse if they do it while you're pulling it and open it mid pull, causing everything to fall out..

[Jen_Llama]

Watching baldies rush engineering and furiously try to open the door despite being a marine wearing nothing but their marine underwear. Then the ones that are squad engineers coming in and opening every locker and throwing everything around trying to find some kind of mystery treasure but usually going for the 'DANGER EJECT CORE' button instead.

[Mac]

Marines who get in your way when you're clearly trying to setup a defense in the fob because "oh gotta see what's in here 50 times"

[Siserith Vassada]

The moment you spend two whole hours surrounding the entire fob and lz in electric grilles for someone to blow a giant gaping hole in it with explosives to get out only to have 20 aliens immediately rush in and kill everyone

[bustered1]

Laying on the ground with a hugger when marines are running past you refusing to take it off.

[Lostmixup]

Here's some stories.

>Be me
>Commander for the first time in months because of RNG
>Just gave the most decent briefing of all time
>Everything is going great
>Every overwatch seat is taken by not me
>fuckyea.jpg
>Standing around pretending to be busy
>Suddenly le admin message pops up
>"Supermatter core 88% critical"
>Godammit.jpg
>Immediately admin up a command report to get the engineers to do shit IC
>Engineers in general radio: "OH SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO!? WE CAN'T FIX THIS SHIT FAST ENOUGH!"
>Oh no
>"Just space that shit!"
>No longer have supermatter in engine for the rest of the game.
>Medics complain about low power for all of an hour
>Get an ahelp from a BO while everything is back in order
>"Can I shoot myself? I have to leave"
>Respond: "No go to cryo"
>"Okay"
>BO leaves the room
>Waiting on new BO
>Suddenly suicide BO burst through the bridge doors with a welder
>Is burning himself in the head
>Nearly kills himself
>Ban him, then proceed to drag his ass to cryo
>Get back to the bridge
>Look at his squad
>Practically all dead
>Ask for status of other squads
>Practically all dead
>Fuckme.jpg

Here's a quick MP story as well:

>Be me
>Be MP
>Haven't been doing shit
>Have made 0 arrest
>Was in the bathroom for 3/4 of the game
>Come back from the bathroom
>Marines are retreating
>Now is my time
>Gear up from head to toe in fucking everything
>Raid the RO office all stealthy like to get attachments
>Get into the bridge and say "Sir's what's the situation!?"
>Immediately after I walk in the emergency shutters close
>Some shit happened after the marines got on board
>Everything outside of the bridge is lava
>Me, new commander (old one died or some shit), some random, and a corpse all sitting around contemplating suicide
>See an admin message pop up as I'm about to use the spacesuit of the corpse to check outside
>"Apop deleted Emergency shutter"
>Ha, sucks to be those poor fucks who got that
>Open bridge door to the hallway
>Get launched into wall at mach 50
>Get dragged away by one of the two aliens alive
>Burn up in the lava atmos
>Everyone else survived the door opening
>MFW apop rekt me

[Mitchs98]

>Decides to go BO for the first time in a month or two
>Gets BO
>Is literally the only command staff outside of medical and engineering.
>Has to man RO, bridge, and briefing by self.
>Gets RO work done, and briefing.
>Has to log off 2 minutes later due to food and shiz
>Rage because actually wanted to do everything by self.

[Derpislav]

>repaired Rasputin
>placed two turrets there, disabled them to save battery life
>SOME FUCKTARDS SENDS IT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE
>aliens rek turrets


>broke out of alien nest
>bash alium heads in left and right with my rifle
>see two marines
>free them
>they just stay on the ground like it's not their bussiness
>the fuckers disconnected the moment they got hugged

[ParadoxSpace]

Every. Time. I'm a crusher or a boiler and some fucking T1 gets in the way of my charge/acid and I have to do it all over again.

[Jen_Llama]

T3s should be able to pick up and throw runners like huggers.

[Adjective]

I get mad when people ask me who "Vrai" is.

[Mitchs98]

Those moments when you pick RL as spec for the first time and everyone blocks up every possible line of fire for you to shoot from. You finally get a target while going outside with squad, squad refuses to move away from it and it fucks off to the hive to heal...

[RadiantFlash]

That aweful moment as a squad leader, where half your marines disobey orders, and get themselves killed, doubling the enemies numbers, and halfing yours.

[sicktrigger]

marines disobeying orders and fucking everything up is just the worst

should be some kind of system for OOC punishments when they haven't got a decent IC reason for ignoring SLs and officers

[Mac]

Yeah disobeying orders got me nested the other day when the order was to keep pushing and half the squad decided to fuck off the opposite way leaving us at reduced numbers and I was point man.

[Arkondre]

I was a MP, got stunned by two other MPs
"Benjamin Franklin" and "Amelia Earhart"
They took some of my shit, I tried to get it back
Got bwoinked 4NoRaisin after that