What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

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What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by NoahGoldFox » 17 Oct 2015, 03:11

And you were on the sulaco

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Expired Torpedo » 17 Oct 2015, 03:14

go back to sleep

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by KeyWii » 17 Oct 2015, 03:36

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Post by coroneljones » 17 Oct 2015, 04:09

Go kill some xenos shits in the emperors name
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 17 Oct 2015, 05:24

Fuck.Shit.Up.

In a gentlemanly manner.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Boltersam » 17 Oct 2015, 05:57

A: if I knew about aliens and shit, I would hijack an escape pod and fuck off.

B: If I didn't, go to briefing, make planetfall, SPRAY AND FUCKING PRAY, kill one or two aliens, run out of ammo, stab an alien, get facehugged, wake up in a nest and see a guy chestburst, get free, take out a grenade, jump onto the queen and pull the pin out of the grenade in a suicide. (Or just stay in the nest and cry until I die)

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Boltersam » 17 Oct 2015, 06:02

A: if I knew about aliens and shit, I would hijack an escape pod and fuck off.

B: If I didn't, go to briefing, make planetfall, SPRAY AND FUCKING PRAY, kill one or two aliens, run out of ammo, stab an alien, get facehugged, wake up in a nest and see a guy chestburst, get free, take out a grenade, jump onto the queen and pull the pin out of the grenade in a suicide. (Or just stay in the nest and cry until I die, either one works)

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by TopHatPenguin » 17 Oct 2015, 08:04

If i knew i would just respawn after each round (technically being immortal but trapped in a hellish loop of the same day) then i would probably just play out the round.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Redfield5 » 17 Oct 2015, 08:34

Drink!
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by johners12345 » 17 Oct 2015, 11:55

IF I still had my memories of my real life? Get a escape pod and fuck off back to earth.

If I didn't. Pretty much the shit Curtis already does

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Derpislav » 17 Oct 2015, 16:45

Use my OOC knowledge to determine that CL is a plotting prick and punch him in the face.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 17 Oct 2015, 16:48

Panic, seeing as I am now an inch taller and have back issues whilst surrounded by god damn morons screaming about 'LYNCH THE BALDIES, COMMANDERS A CONDOM'
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Post by Derpislav » 17 Oct 2015, 16:53

ChickenShizNit8 wrote:Panic, seeing as I am now an inch taller and have back issues
1. Notice I miss my right arm.
2. Notice I have fabulous white hair.
3. Notice my gender is not right.
4. Notice my liver is long dead.
5. NOTICE I HAVE FREE ACCESS TO A ROOM FULL OF GUNS AND DECIDE IT'S A LIFE WORTH LIVING
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Mac » 17 Oct 2015, 16:55

Probably go about my duties. It is the honorable thing to do.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Jack McIntyre » 17 Oct 2015, 17:00

Put my pistol in the CL's mouth and try to make him talk while it is remains there before pulling the trigger and then going down with the first wave and basically do this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjme42yeQ8

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by TheCubscout » 17 Oct 2015, 17:01

Clean.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 17 Oct 2015, 17:03

TheCubscout wrote:Clean.


I woulda' never guessed Cub xD
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by johners12345 » 17 Oct 2015, 18:17

Adam Hunter wrote:Put my pistol in the CL's mouth and try to make him talk while it is remains there before pulling the trigger and then going down with the first wave and basically do this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjme42yeQ8

The video is basically what Curtis would do if there was a army of Ted grimsby's/ Bigby's

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Frenk » 17 Oct 2015, 18:30

Frenk!

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Mitchs98 » 17 Oct 2015, 18:55

If I was Lucas I'd probably end up getting executed for shooting idiots.

If I was Anya I'd make a run to the colony for the only shade of lipstick that looks decent then hijack an escape pod. Lipstick would be priority unless the xenos boarded >_>.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by SASoperative » 17 Oct 2015, 18:57

I would probably turn into a BOA soldier and fucking destroy shit

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by speedybst » 19 Oct 2015, 06:24

Um, wonder what was that different, except now I have assault rifles rather than hunting rifles

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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by UnknownMurder » 19 Oct 2015, 07:46

Think if it is alright to kill the aliens.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by Ogard » 19 Oct 2015, 07:48

be the best a rambo can be
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Re: What would you do if you woke up as your CM character?

Post by MikeBluer » 19 Oct 2015, 22:58

Use my OOC knowledge: Hijack a escape pod and escape. I'm not going to be a xeno free host.
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- Notice I have a robotic right arm
- Notice my gender is not right
- Notice that I'm more tall
- Notice I have long light pink hair

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