Whats the funniest thing you've seen or done as an alien?

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Whats the funniest thing you've seen or done as an alien?

Post by hockeylife68 » 15 Nov 2015, 13:11

The squad I was in was guarding engineering trying to get power online while we were doing this aliens were dancing outside then all of a sudden a crusher comes out of nowhere into engineering misses everyone go through door then leaves. I still wonder what happened to that crusher

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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 15 Nov 2015, 13:18

I trapped a hunter in perma brig.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

I don't like cute things.

Good hunting.

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Post by Disco Dalek » 15 Nov 2015, 13:20

I remember seeing a captured marine flipping a carrier the bird. The carrier responded in kind and they just kept flipping each other off until the marine burst.
Aka Dennis Hunt the (usually) overworked medic/doctor.
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Post by Siserith Vassada » 15 Nov 2015, 13:30

as a ravager took off all four of a marines limbs one swipe for each limb. he somehow survived and i dragged the guy around demoralising marines and causing then to repeatidly charge out to attack me getting themselves killed

he repaidly screamed for help during this entire thing and in pain and even over the radio
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Post by LordeKilly » 15 Nov 2015, 13:37

Dance against the old engineering windows and then have 2 marines come in, bind me and stab me to death.
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Post by Boltersam » 15 Nov 2015, 14:15

Halloween map, me and the other aliens all hid in boxes outside of the shuttle. we all had *roar ready in our chat boxes, and when the marines stepped out, and opened a box...INSTANT EAR-RAPE/MARINE LOSS.
We took over the shuttle and rode it all the way to the sulaco.
I named it the spoopy box technique. it is patented by spoopy xeno corp. limited

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Post by Voldirs » 15 Nov 2015, 14:53

Boltersam wrote:Halloween map, me and the other aliens all hid in boxes outside of the shuttle. we all had *roar ready in our chat boxes, and when the marines stepped out, and opened a box...INSTANT EAR-RAPE/MARINE LOSS.
We took over the shuttle and rode it all the way to the sulaco.
I named it the spoopy box technique. it is patented by spoopy xeno corp. limited
No alien ''rode it all the way to the sulaco", to be honest
But that was hillarious to see
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Post by Boltersam » 16 Nov 2015, 10:24

Oh, we didn't? I was dead by that point and stopped caring.

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