Famous Last Words

[Dolth]

Funniest last words I heard from a marine.
I was engineer. And we were being hard pushed into my fortified north nexus.

"WHO SHOCKED THE DOORS?!" - being pulled by a xeno.

:3

[SagaSword]

I was playing as a ravager once and there was a wounded mature spitter next to me after we ran away from the marines to the other side of the river a considerable distance, he said "We'll be fine here" right before a sniper bullet hit him and made him explode like a pinata.

[TheMusician321]

was playing alien swarm with some dudes.

Amaxin: I don't think we can run through this level.
Spartanbobby: Not if you don't have a shotgun!

as soon as he said that, he dies instantly. fun times.

[Forst]

"Until the last.", a marine said to me before strapping C4 to his chest and running at the Queen.

[Natorix]

I remember one time as nuke ops on /tg/ asking someone "How long did you set the timer?" right before it exploded and killed half the team.

[Dolth]

I remember one time as nuke ops on /tg/ asking someone "How long did you set the timer?" right before it exploded and killed half the team.

That's actually funny lol.

[Crab_Spider]

[SagaSword]

Since we're talking about /TG/ last words I have lots of them.

One time I was an assistant and I was issued to bring dead bodies to Cargo for some reason and Cargo would reward me. I saw a dead clown beaten up next to the bar so I took him and went away. Unfortunately for me it was the Chef's dead body and he wanted it back (He was a traitor), so he ran behind me with a butcher's cleaver all around the station until I trapped him in maint.

Then I went to cargo to deliver the dead clown's body and I found a god damned wizard who robusted my ass with a transformation wand into a monkey. "Shit", I said before the HOS came in gun's blazing and thought I killed the clown with his dual Cap's laser gun and his'. Was a fun round.

[ColdSuit]

Todays Infection Test: 2nd Round (The Fall Of Cargo)

Long after the gunfire died down in the main halls and shortly after the remaining survivors regrouped at brig, the creatures swarmed cargo. We fought valiently, manning the barricades spitting fire and bullets into the seemingly endless horde. But to no avail. The barricades fell, and us with it. As I layed dying from a head wound (The wackiest FF angle I have ever seen), the creatures converged on me.

My final duty was to give the brig safe zone a warning, of both our demise and the shape of what was to come.

"Cargo is gone"
"We lost"

[Moon Tune]

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[Marcus Jackson]

I forget when this happened but I was reluctantly an SL, and through a series of very unfortunate events became the planet-side-CO by way of people voting and not telling me while I was deaf, thankfully we had already started pushing the hive and by the time one of the other SLs made it to the front we were pretty much set up to win ( I think it was Xur?), so we push into a small room, and suddenly it's just me and a group of 4 Muhreens against the big-bitch.

We square off in the small room, and the ensuing fight was pretty epic, unfortunately I'm one of the few guys not critted after a few seconds so I decide to drop down an OB under a flare pack.

Queen impales me like a fucking bitch and I'm super wounded, but I hear one of the BO's tell me they got cords locked in. I'm getting ready for it.

Queen telepathically says something along the lines of: "You lose, and I win cuz I'm great, and we'll bury you in resin." to taunt me.

My reply: "Yeah, well at least I'll get a statue for this shit." OB drops right after and misses a little, but Queen is still fucked up. I'm missing both my legs but the last thing I see is a Sadar Spec give it to the Queen hard before I finally died.

[Karmac]

PFC Garth 'Grouch' Pawolski says, "I'm a real spaceman now"

[Cash7800]

As a blind marine I was left outside of the self destruct room because BILL CARSON crit on the ground, two preds came and lopped my arms off and threw me at the marines and I said WHY! and then the SD went off...

[VitorZzP]

"Send the DS down!"
I fall down near the Landing Zone, as a Hunter slashes me to death.
I yell: "Fuck you Carson!"
*10 seconds later* The Dropship arrives.
"Bravo SL is dead."
Carson: "Wait who?"

[Dolth]

[Mobius_None]

I was inspecting the LZ1 defenses and complaining to the other engineer that "Your defenses are shit." Then SMASH the Alamo lands on me mid sentence while rearranging the barrier. he the said "Yeah my defense are shit huh?"

[taketheshot56]

I was in crit in SD after xenos stormed SD, I was next to the controller while drones nested me, all alone I began singing star spangled banner and the xenos were watching me, well in this time that I was singing, a wey yu nested pmc in the next room had managed to activate the last rod. As I came to the end of the anthem I was ready to break free from my nest. "And the home of the brave......watch this motherfuckers." At which point I resisted and slammed the SD activate button.

[Nick123q23]

I was lightly harassing Delta squad, when all of a sudden

Akl'iiya Quatza-Rij says, "*roar"

Que High-Explosive SADAR rocket hitting me square in the face off-screen, then set on fire. Death came near-instantly.

After that day I was always more careful around marines.

[Heckenshutze]

"Eat shit UPP"

[spookydonut]

Cmo stuck in chemistry with a napping Mr jopper, "oh, I'm fucked"

[Amaxin]

"I'm a tactical genius" after stepping into an alien trap I set up myself, half a second before I got decapitated by a ravager.

[SovietKitty]

"Of course, Commander Carson."

[Robotic Potato]

Anna 'Pepper' Costello say, "OH"

Anna 'Pepper' Costello has been slashed by Abomination (844)

[Jakkkk]

Duel a predator, throw off my shotgun and draw my machete.

Olaf 'Viking' Karlsson says "A FAIR DUEL, ALIEN!"

Decapitated 7 seconds later.

[JennerH]

I don't wanna die, not like this! "You shoulda thought about that before you blew up the brig" I didn't think, I'm an unga!


4 MPs all put a full pistol clip into me. Pretty sure that's 60 rounds