Famous Last Words

[Simo94]

''I need M4 ammo!!''

*gets 3 M4 bullets to the head and instantly dies*

[NethIafins]

Are you sure that larva removal surgery was successful? Alrighty, I'll go to prep and redress

Even tho I knew he did not properly operated me, had to take one for rp reasons

[Carnolus]

Oh I thought I posted here!
Well I’m doing it again.
In a memorial, ship is about to crash into the Almayer.
I sit on a stool, marines next to me.
I light up a cigarette and say “I’m ready to check out.”
Not even 3 seconds later the drop ship crashed into the memorial making me a fine, fitting red paste!

[spookydonut]

Bob Shoe stutters "P-Pancake"
And then he exploded dying for the 9th and final time.

Thanks to Emerald for that amazing event.

[Hastati]

"These lizards are cowards. Everytime I bayonet them they just run away." Jennifer 'Wyvern' Glennhal

The next lizard was not a coward. nor were the 8 immediately behind him.

[jusa297]

Me as CL when the queen is on the ship. It was a small colony of poped larvas turning into big means. I go to the bridge where they were currently at. Shoot the queen with the pistol, she slashes me once, i get broken ribs, but manage to shoot her into crit. She sent ayyliums to my office twice and grew sick of it. Said "That's what you get for fucking with me you crest headed, tail whipping BITCH" before going to crit and dying.

[JCdestr0yer]

"Retirement" My last words as James 'One eye' Lennon MP his last day on the job telling everyone about his retirement and the party afterwards. Let's say that it was one hell of a party lots of green acid, death and massive aliens who like to cut off heads.

[MauroVega]

"hear that?" Natalia quiroga along with Mark Kesserline,the next moment the resin door opened and the whole hive swarmed us 3 (can't remember the name of other guy)

[Kesserline]

I don't want to remember that scene anymore.

It was really brutal.

And the third guy was Alan Jones I think.
Can't flank while being only 3, since that event, it's one my personal-insidemyhead-rules.

[MauroVega]

I don't want to remember that scene anymore.

It was really brutal.

And the third guy was Alan Jones I think.
Can't flank while being only 3, since that event, it's one my personal-insidemyhead-rules.

Brutal is a bit short

[Kesserline]

Well, the scene was short too. We lasted 5 seconds x)

[MauroVega]

Now that's more like it

[Hauntmachine]

"This is some good coffee." - Eobard Almasy as he enjoys a sip of coffee, moments before a ship loaded with aliens crashes right next to him.

[Dumblike]

"That will be easy, just watch what I do and repeat." - A smartgunner, before getting pounced by 3 runners and 1 ravager right when we leave the Nexus.


Never saw the guy again, as expected

[Forst]

"We can't just leave them to die!", Eli shouts as she leads a charge on a nest.

She's shot to death.

She dies alone.

[Dumblike]

"Is that a headhunting carnival?", a PFC says as he wakes up from cryosleep and sees many fellow marines with their heads cut off. As soon as he leaves to eat, he's charged by a ravager and what? Decapitated.

[A normal peep]

Famous last words:What is that sound?

[EchoingPhaser]

"Come on you bastards! you can't take me!" -Last words of PFC Kyle Crane before a UPP soldier C4'ed the wall next to him and gunned him down

[Mobius_None]

"Glorious Morning SSGT Skirata of the Brave Bravo here to delivery righteo- OH FUCK! *BOOM*" Right as the USS Almayer explodes.

[x31stOverlord]

Eh. Paradise station. Be a nuke ops agent. We decide to just rush the disk.

Remain unseen right up until we are running through HOP office into bridge.

Radio comms suddenly full of: NUKE OPS CAPTAIN LOOK OUT!!

Captain responds: "Hah. Funny." Two seconds before he is gunned down by us

[Dolth]

Eh. Paradise station. Be a nuke ops agent. We decide to just rush the disk.

Remain unseen right up until we are running through HOP office into bridge.

Radio comms suddenly full of: NUKE OPS CAPTAIN LOOK OUT!!

Captain responds: "Hah. Funny." Two seconds before he is gunned down by us

I kinda miss SS13 regular servers. I used to do such horrible tricks but then my soul has been enjailed within CM servers.