Famous Last Words

[LordLoko]

I was a colonist, survived an entire round until I met the marines. I informed them about the aliens then said to them:

"Proceed with caution"

Then I walk to the shuttle and the game lags, I step in a mine and die.

gg

[johners12345]

went back to defend my fellow squad mate who had been attacked by a ravager... A sentinel got me and so...

PFC Curtis Weeter stammers, "I-I-I D-D-DON'T W-WANNA DIE!"
The rifle bullet misses the Elite Spitter (536)!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
The Ancient Sentinel (603) slashes Curtis Weeter!
Elite Spitter (536) is hit by the rifle bullet in the groin!
The Ancient Spitter (953) spits at the ice floor!
The Ancient Spitter (953) spits at the dried drips of blood!
The Ancient Sentinel (603) slashes Curtis Weeter!
You feel something rip in your right arm!
Something feels like it shattered in your right arm!
You just did an audible emote. Wait a while.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...

[Breen]

Well from all the hours put into CM, the most famous Last Words I see on the daily are "Shit" and "Fuck". Gotta love that moment when you realized that you fucked up.

[johners12345]

Well from all the hours put into CM, the most famous Last Words I see on the daily are "Shit" and "Fuck". Gotta love that moment when you realized that you fucked up.

my favorite one was from an engineer who said " Nah, you don't need protective gear going into the sm.."

He looked at the Sm and bursted into flames..

[Breen]

Ahahaha, that would be me on multiple occasions. Or when you shoot your underslung GL and that shit bounces off the wall right next to you... good times indeed.

[johners12345]

Ahahaha, that would be me on multiple occasions. Or when you shoot your underslung GL and that shit bounces off the wall right next to you... good times indeed.

GRENADE OUT! *napalm grenade lands next to you* oh shi- AHHHHHHHH

[caleeb101]

I had survived being screeched and dragged off 4 times as well as a ravager slashing me 5 times because RNGEE was on my side that day. 'Your armor absorbs the blow!'

I said to Ed Trevor: 'I can't believe my luck!'

Then, came the 5th screech and the most swift decap I have ever witnessed.

[jusa297]

My favourite was a couple of months ago. We were fighting at the CIC, and i had a granade. I had an MP in front of me, who also threw a granade through a wall. I say "WATCH OUT" and launch a granade. He had the throwing still on. He catched the granade. We died. We laughed in d-chat.

[Crab_Spider]

*salute

My last word to every xeno that has ever managed to kill me dead

[Chuckachu]

When I got shoved out a door way to be feed to the xenos this last round, "But I just got back from medical! Screw you guys!"

[Skimmy2]

"OB Fire" has been my last words at least twice!

I sadly cant remember anything else that is noteworthy, need to step up my dying game.

[Nuttycompany]

Me as a doctor , just finish surgery on an armless marine while the ship was boarded
*wake the marine up

"We have to go."

*open the OR door
*A Hunter waiting infront of the door like a gent.

[SagaSword]

I was a survivor once on big-red with another 2 survivors, we went to scout the cargo for supplies before one of them got blowed up by a mine "Who the fuck placed that there?"

And when she woke up she said
"Who the fuck placed that there?", after that she went to the maint door at the top of cargo to go to the cafeteria for food. She never knew what hit her after getting blown to pieces by another mine hidden under the flare box. Cheeki lil' Muhreens!

[Mobius_None]

As an engineer during e Promethus virus event I stripped my clothes off then placed C4 on my chest and ran around saying "Bite my squishy infected a-" *Boom*

[johners12345]

FRIENDLY FIRE YOU FAGGOT! said curtis weeter
head shot off right after posting

[Enceri]

"what could possibly go wrong"

[Westhybrid]

I'll always be a sucker for Witness Me.

[AceofStars]

"Did we kill those Russian fucks yet?"

Right before a team of UPP broke into medical and shot me to death.

[alekfenrir]

"Okay, you're good to go!" said to a marine I was working on as a medic. Less than a minute later same marine comes back minus his head.

[shyshadow]

"God fucking damn it! Open the fucking door! You piece of shit cunt, fucker!"

As I said that a crusher rammed into me. I insanely didn't have a broken bone but I ended up getting rammed by another then stomped and died.

[xBoBox3]

me "dabs."

[jusa297]

"Charlie squad has desobeyed every single order they were given, we have reasons to belive they are UPP agents. If they are spotted, they should be gunned down like the degenerates that they are" Me before being banned from command : ^)

[Fritigern]

"K."

After getting flash banged by a bald MP in the middle of a battle, stood up just in time to get my arm cut off. Ran back firing my sidearm at the ravager that did it, then dropped it and pulled my boot knife when it became appropriate. Gave better than I received in the resulting dance of death, but just before I put the ravager in crit it landed a hit that cut off my other arm.

Unarmed (har) my response was thus.

[Tidomann]

>Be squad leader
>Lead massive assault on small nest location
>Drop a CAS that would make an eagle cry in pride
>Cleaning up remaining ayys, get screeched, queen meta throws a facehugger on me
>Get dragged out by brave PFC
>Have endearing moment as the bird takes forever to arrive. Both of us are infected.
>"Don't worry marine I'll get you into surgery, you're a god damn hero. You're gonna make it"
>Proceed to chest burst as marine finishes surgery.

[Butterrobber202]

I was an Engineer, and I said...

"Yeah I'm Pretty sure this will hold"

To my SL.

Not 10 seconds later a Crusher crashed through the wall, and the Rava that followed killed us both.