Famous Last Words

[Edgelord]

When playing CM or SS13 have you ever said anything funny/ironic right before you unexpectedly got obliterated? I put mine below:

"Did you guys make the singularity too big?" ~Me to another engineer ten seconds before the singularity came crashing through the wall, annihilating the two of us.

I'd love to hear some of yours if you have any to share.

[monkeysfist101]

Wasn't exactly my last words, but the last I heard.
My SL telling me, "Marine, make first contact."
That was the last they saw of me.

[CabooseFox]

On bay one time a mercenary leader was threatening to shoot me for not cooperating. I said "You can't shoot me you need me to bargain for the shit you want to steal" He shot me in the head and said "I didn't come here to barter I came here to take."

[Azmodan412]

If I ever had a chance for last words, it would be Alpha Squad Engineer Borealis strapping plastic explosives to himself, wheel-chair charging a crusher and detonating said explosives, shouting 'FOR ALPHA!!'

[Jack McIntyre]

Leading a marine charge,

"Come on you bastards! We finish this here!" A ravager came around a corner took my head off right after XD

Or my other favorite getting ready to lead a assault into the hive when my custom gernade I had on me exploded right before I reached the rally point I set up to start the charge.

XD I think leading is bad for my health.

[Sadokist]

I remember one time I told somebody we needed medical supplies and ran into the emergency medical station in the hangar and when I came out I accidentally walked on the pad and the dropship landed on me xD

[TopHatPenguin]

"Well at least you still have an arm." Next moment an orbital is fired on their location.

[coroneljones]

Not exactly my death but..
"The crusher can take it" and he dies


Now for mine
"FUUUKKEEENNN XEEEENNOOOOSS!" Followed by explosions

[Egorkor]

the crusher died and the queen was like "eh turrets? he can take it". then she noticed he's rip already.

[Voldirs]

Glorious "Semper Fi..."

[Sargeantmuffinman]

LOOC" I regret nothing.

[Peachy2912]

"Tally ho"
*Runs into a pile of huggers*

[KeyWii]

"You've forced my hand." RO Lawson, 10 seconds before the SM hit the bridge.

[Derpislav]

"Stay with me, *critically wounded marine!* I'll get you to medeva-" *hugged on the way to the drop pod*

[LordLoko]

H-Help- Everybody

[Azmodan412]

"You've forced my hand." RO Lawson, 10 seconds before the SM hit the bridge.

I can attest to that. 0/10 would dodge SM again.

[monkeysfist101]

After waiting a good 40 minutes to burst, escaping six times mind you and attempting suicide by punching myself at one point only to have a full recovery, I said, 'Dakota 'Dak' Marshall [Bravo (Mar)] says, "I punched myself in the gut and I think I killed whatever was inside me."' Less than three seconds later, I burst.

[Shadow]

Not from this server, but hey:

Alex Noble says, "I think the bomb is a dud HoS. It's been thirty minutes and it hasn't blown up."

Right as I said that, while in my bombsuit, handling the "dud", it blew up in my hands, and seperated security from the station, as well as incinerating me.

[hockeylife68]

Sl is leading charge into alien hive and yells, CHAAAAAAAAARGE. he then sees queen and some tier 3 aliens and begins to run away like a little school girl

[Spartan]

Is a Iron Bear ERT named Tatayana

Drinks 2 bottles of Vodka

Boards Sulaco

"IRON BEARS STRONK!"

Passes out from a lethal amount of intoxication

[Disco Dalek]

Is a Iron Bear ERT named Tatayana

Drinks 2 bottles of Vodka

Boards Sulaco

"IRON BEARS STRONK!"

Passes out from a lethal amount of intoxication

That doesn't sound right at all. Downing two bottles of vodka as an Iron Bear is equivalent to a marine drinking a glass of pure spring water. In fact, I doubt the Iron Bears have ever tasted water. Someone needs to post a suggestion to give them immunity to alcohol poisoning.

[ChickenShizNit8]

You hear something about....Ginger....

[Spartan]

That doesn't sound right at all. Downing two bottles of vodka as an Iron Bear is equivalent to a marine drinking a glass of pure spring water. In fact, I doubt the Iron Bears have ever tasted water. Someone needs to post a suggestion to give them immunity to alcohol poisoning.

I know, I tried to mention to an Admin that they should try to make it where the Vodka actually made them sober, and without it they become drunk...thought it'd be cool...

[apophis775]

Wasn't me, but I remember someone braved fighting xenos to eject an overloading supermatter core.

The commander said "(Name), You will be commended for this." right before the SM hit the bridge killing him and the entire bridge crew.

[Anewbe]

As Squad Lead I ended up squadless (all captured), weaponless (Runners got my rifle and pistol, but not before I took at least one down), and lost in the caves, with my whole squad (again, captured) screaming "Run Sarge, Run". Last thing I said to them was "No dice, Marines" before dying in a fistfight against a Crusher and what I think was a Sentinel.
Not the greatest story, yeah, but I felt pretty good about it.