Thanks to everyone who shared his Facts :3
Fact One - A normal Xenomorph could kill at least 3 people each spawn, while Marines could kill themselves.
Fact Two - Friendly Fire is OP.
Fact Three - When someone on sulaco gets impregnated, he never goes to medical.
Fact Four - A standard round is from 1 hour to 5 FUCKING HOURS!
Fact Five - Admins scream in OOC when their character dies/captured for Friendly Fire.
Fact Six - Ice colony's very deep snow layer is an ass.
Fact Seven - Sulaco Engineers:How do i Engineer? >.<
Fact Eight - No one Sets the code to Blue when there is an alien onboard.
Fact Nine - How a Doctor self-defend himself : M41A Rifle, Frag grenades, sets up barricades and SOLO DEM AYYLIUMS.
Fact Ten - Michael Chodes is an Alien, Kill on sight.
Fact Eleven - Xenomorphs spam Dancing.
Fact Twelve - A Ravager can flick his leg when Hunt/Stalk mode dancing.
Fact Thirteen - SETUP THE FOB!
Fact Fourteen - How to Survivor: Hide in a locker.
Fact Fifteen - When a Predator spawns, 90% of ghost people are following him which causes a great lag that the Predator commit suicide.
Fact Sixteen - Coronel Jones is the best music player.
Fact Seventeen - Adjective gives no Waffles ;-;
Fact Eighteen - Apop is never online.
Fact Nineteen - Carriers are awesome, People are salty.
Fact Twenty - How to Marine 101: Get Geared -> Go to Planetside -> Friendly Fire some Marines -> Get captured -> go AFK -> Repeat.
Fact Twenty One - Hunter Games is Kill ;-;
Fact Twenty Two - Supermatter strikes again.
Fact Twenty Three - GET TO THE DROPSHIP!
Fact Twenty Four - Command is Shit.
Fact Twenty Five - Git gud.
Fact Twenty Six - Marines never help an injured ally.
Fact Twenty Seven - FUCKING RESIN CUFFS MAN!
Fact Twenty Eight - SLs never use Orbital beacons.
Fact Twenty Nine - Lynch Corporate Liason.
Fact Thirty - Teleporting PMCs....
Fact Thirty One - Marines go near an active Hugger to kill it with a Marine Combat Knife...
Fact Thirty Two - Crusher: I WILL END YOU!!
Fact Thirty Three - *when you see a Carrier* : OH HEIL NAW!
Fact Thirty Four - CO never gives orders.
Fact Thirty Five - RO Midround: welp, guess my job's done *goes afk*. Marines midround: WHERE ARE MY ATTACHMENTS?!?! *shoots himself*
Fact Thirty Six - When Jackserious messes up MOTHER talking: yea...kill me >.<
Fact Thirty Seven - Mister Wiggles is a god.
Fact Thirty Eight - When there is no command...shit goes down.
fact Thirty Nine - If you want the round to end quickly make a riot :P
Fact Forty - Ayliums love Marines, infact the second a Marine gets out of the nest he gets DUNKED ON and nest them into the resin so they get warm , d'aw :3
Fact Forty One - Bullets hurt(and generally everything else does too.)
Fact Forty Two - Doctors: They can be the rudest person ever, but they save your life.
Fact Forty Three - Most MT's eject the SM core for shits and giggles.
Fact Forty Four - When a marine gets the slightest injury, doctors must immediately stop stabilizing critical patients to apply a bandaid or receive verbal abuse in LOOC.
Fact Forty Five - AP rounds kill more marines than aliens.
Fact Forty Six - if playing Doctor and uninjured assholes are distracting you from doing important things and saving people, use the anesthetic injector to paralyse them, then throw them into a bodybag labeled "idiot: deal with later".
Fact Forty Seven - Some of the best fights you're going to have is when you're dying, in a last stand, or when there's no recovery. Everything else is going to be a turtlefest.
Fact Forty Eight - Bears are supposed to be hostl, but they'll never be because the players have no idea o it
Fact Forty Nine - The CMO is a changeling and you should incinerate them whenever possible.
Fact Fifty - In cases of hallucination, repeatedly apply screwdriver to eyes.
Fact Fifty One - When in doubt, flush yourself down disposals.
Fact Fifty Two - Runners always go fast, but they go fastest when they are dead and ghosting.
Fact Fifty Three - Bill Carson is somehow to blame for it*.
Fact Fifty Four - When playing Alien, good etiquette is to scream in full caps at the Queen for jelly even if you already had some.
Fact Fifty Five - Doctors' surgical skills improve at least 50% when on space drugs.
Fact Fifty Six - Always Believe in the Jonesman.
Fact Fifty Seven - Marines are shit because they turtle, aliens are shit because they legslash.
Fact Fifty Eight - Aliens has serious fetish to human foot. You can call it Feetish.
Fact Fifty Nine - People with AP round is your only enemy
Fact Sixty - Dropping huggers near Marines instead of trying to click them is way better. Use this tactic when you are a runner.
Fact Sixty One - People who ask for charger & rds will usually die 10 minute after Rasputin landed.
Fact Sixty Two - The Specialist is always the first one to die.
Fact Sixty Three - If you get hit in the head or chest, expect to be out of the game for the next 40 minutes.
Fact Sixty Four - When in doubt: Knife charge.
Fact Sixty Five - SLs are extremly competent or extremly incopetent. There's no middle term.
Fact Sixty Six - MPs are incompetent AF.
Fact Sixty Seven - John Hayter is one mad Mofo.
Fact Sixty Eight - How to Ayylium: SPAM THE MIDDLE BUTTON!
Fact Sixty Nine - Never ask for a Song name in CM.
Fact Seventy - When you spawn while aliens on sulaco:
really niqqa?Fact Seventy One - doctors will do horrible things to you if you're not heavily injured when disturbing them from treating the horde of patients.
Fact Seventy Two - The only difference between a good marine and a bad marine is this space we call the deadzone.
Fact Seventy Three - Cutting W-Y's funding as CL is always the best course of action.
Fact Seventy Four - Tricordrazine overdoses at 30 units, so make you give everyone at least that much.
Fact Seventy Five - any MT can start the supermatter, but only those that are good at their job know that two separate cores are optimal. Store the backup one on the bridge so you know it is safe, and keep it active so you can swap out the cores at a moment's notice.
Fact Seventy Six - As an MT it is your primary responsibility to slip everyone who has important jobs. Make sure to smugly point at the wet floor sign when they do this.
Fact Seventy Seven - a Synaptizine overdose is the best way to commit suicide when being sent to brig since MP will have to drag you back and forth from medical a million times.
Fact Seventy Eight - You can have Technician or Medic patern helmet by hacking the specific machine in marin prep.
Fact Seventy Nine - You will loose your fancy helmet after you meet a carrier.
Fact Eighty - No such thing as "Offense is the best Defense". Camp forever, you will win soon or five hour later.
Fact Eighty One - All predators are friendly, and you should greet them with many knives to the left leg to show acceptance.
Fact Eighty Two - Genocide is allowed as long as you put it under recreational hours.
Fact Eighty Three - Grenades are usually frowned upon, use all grenades in briefing while the brief is going on to prove your point.
Fact Eighty Four - Xenos can jump 20 feet in 0.01 seconds, but arent fast enough to see you load and fire a sadar in 20 seconds.
Fact Eighty Five - Apophis loves it when you eject the supermatter and setup the singuloth in briefing, do it often.
Fact Eighty Six - When a shitty CO finally dies everyone in deadchat is like : Welcome to the club, Bitch.
Fact Eighty Seven - BO is the most competent command, while CO is the most Traitorous command. Especially when CL interferes.
Fact Eighty Eight - How 2 ERP (Xeno Edition): Hmm... Can i put my Host Infectioner into your Jelly Maker..hmm...
Fact Eighty Nine - Throwing knives? Knife rig? Those are there just for pranking the poor newbies.
Fact Ninety - Provoking a Predator is actually less dangerous than pissing the Chief Engineer. SuperMatter >>>>> PlasmaCaster.
Fact Ninety One - Yes, you got it right MP. Commander placing that packet of amborsia vulgaris seeds in researcher's maintenance was a good deed. Go there, confiscate it, arrest him for drug trafficking and protect us all from his Sulaco-breaching chemnades.
Fact Ninety Two - Place a dead xenomorph in the kitchen's gibber. Make a sandwich of xenomeat. Yummy!
Fact Ninety Three - MRE? Actually stands for "Meal Rejected by the Enemy"
Fact Ninety Four - Hack the drinks vendor. Grab some Thirteen Loko cans and keep drinking it. It's a good substance to have in your body, as it dramatically improves your chance of survival. (By having you knocked out in cafeteria, and away from the combat, of course.)
Fact Ninety Five - That bottle of booze is an essential part of the commander's equipment. It turns Iron Bears into your best friends, stops riots, calms rogue survivors and forcing it's contents down your bridge officers throats usually will improve the command staff's efficiency.
Fact Ninety Six - Turret and emitter are almost the same thing in some crazed engineer's minds.
Fact Ninety Seven - Fun is strictly forbidden, punishable by a four hour reading of Lusty Xenomaid.
Fact Ninety Eight - The SADAR is a love hate weapon, marines love when you use it, marines hate it when you use it on them.
Fact Ninety Nine - If on iceplanet use a flamethrower on fellow marines to keep them warm.
Fact One Hundred
Colonial Marines is the best game, Hands down.
BONUS FACTS!
Thanks for your great Facts!
Fact 1 : Apophis is named after a sun eating snake, he thrives off taking away our life.
Fact 2 : Apophis is a snake.
Fact 3 : Snake has 5 letters, Illuminati has 10 letters.
Fact 4 : 5/10 = 2, 2 equal sides to an isosceles triangle, TRIANGLE = ILLUMINATI, Apophis = Illuminati.
Fact 5 : Apophis cries at night to his lustyxenomorph body-pillow whilst wearing a predator mask
Gahn'tha-cte Bhu'ja: Honorable duelist, beserker charger, jungle hunter.
