Who would win: CM edition

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Halinder » 01 Mar 2017, 04:20

I dunno RedsPro, Xur is only slightly ahead of Zero on FF.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by MrJJJ » 01 Mar 2017, 06:18

RedsPro wrote:Alright Alright i got one
Xur VS Everyone else's FF in one round.

1. Who does the most FF?
Baldie

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by XenonDragneel » 01 Mar 2017, 11:08

Erin Kowalski(Apop) vs Kill Carson(Bill Carson)
EXECUTIONS
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Monoo » 01 Mar 2017, 15:55

XenonDragneel wrote:Erin Kowalski(Apop) vs Kill Carson(Bill Carson)
EXECUTIONS
Skymarshal Kowalski executes everyone aboard the Sulaco on the grounds of mutiny. Bill "Blaze It" Carson then executes Kowalski, because reasons. He proceeds to lead a one man charge down to the planet and dies.

My next proposal:

Tyler "Thrift" Borealis and August "Slice" Walker are put in separate rooms, and pitted against infinite waves of crushers. Each has a machete and a riot shield to fight the crushers. How many do they kill?
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Karmac » 01 Mar 2017, 17:08

It'd take too long to count the corpses but I can confirm Thrift would've won.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Casany » 01 Mar 2017, 17:12

The first crushers would stomp slash tackle slash us both and we'd die, it's a tie
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Eenkogneeto » 01 Mar 2017, 19:20

Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro vs Harry 'That one Baldie' Cowper
Round 1: Hand to Hand
Round 2: 1v1 in LV as specs
Round 3: 1v1 in Sulaco as standards
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Karmac » 01 Mar 2017, 19:22

Suro wins, Harry prefers his cheese weaponry, and those situations make it hard for him to cheese.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Xurphorus » 01 Mar 2017, 19:45

Eenkogneeto wrote:Suro 'Harlequin' Ruro vs Harry 'That one Baldie' Cowper
Round 1: Hand to Hand
Round 2: 1v1 in LV as specs
Round 3: 1v1 in Sulaco as standards
Round One: Harry due to him being a Smart Baldie, he'll tank the utter beating and use RNGesus to kill Suro.

Round Two: Both would pick SADAR cause thats what they mostly roll with. Its a Tie, they both shoot each other with AP rockets and die.

Round Three: Harry is as standard as it gets when it comes to being a generic Snowflake baldie. It all comes down to a fire fight

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Solid Snake » 02 Mar 2017, 00:54

James "Bogan" Dee vs Adan 'Digger' Howard

Round 1 : AP FF comp

Round 2 : Diggers VS Bogan war (Damn diggers)

Round 3 : Set aside our differences and work towards a common goal

Round 4 : Stab him in the back

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Fitchace » 02 Mar 2017, 10:15

Xurphorus (Xur 'Ghost' Dergans) vs. 50 baldies who just woke up and learned out to load and shoot a pulse rifle. (They don't know how to talk in game yet)
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Crab_Spider » 02 Mar 2017, 10:31

Fitchace wrote:Xurphorus (Xur 'Ghost' Dergans) vs. 50 baldies who just woke up and learned out to load and shoot a pulse rifle. (They don't know how to talk in game yet)
Xur loses hands down.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by MrJJJ » 02 Mar 2017, 10:49

Fitchace wrote:Xurphorus (Xur 'Ghost' Dergans) vs. 50 baldies who just woke up and learned out to load and shoot a pulse rifle. (They don't know how to talk in game yet)
Xur drops a OB and everyone dies, the end

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Snypehunter007 » 02 Mar 2017, 11:44

Snypehunter007 vs. The Forums.

Round 1: Suggestion Section
Round 2: Bug Section.
Reached "Leet" post status on 3/14/17.
Death of the Suggestion Killer - 11/30/2017

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Monoo » 02 Mar 2017, 11:50

Snypehunter007 wrote:Snypehunter007 vs. The Forums.

Round 1: Suggestion Section
Round 2: Bug Section.
Snype tactically nukes both the suggestion and bug sections. The smoke left in the wake of the destruction forms the words "asking this to be locked."
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Simo94 » 02 Mar 2017, 12:05

Fitchace wrote:Xurphorus (Xur 'Ghost' Dergans) vs. 50 baldies who just woke up and learned out to load and shoot a pulse rifle. (They don't know how to talk in game yet)
baldies definitely would win, not by shooting Xur, but by accidentally shooting him to death
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by nerocavalier » 02 Mar 2017, 12:11

Snypehunter007 wrote:Snypehunter007 vs. The Forums.

Round 1: Suggestion Section
Round 2: Bug Section.
Duplicate. Asking to be locked.
Troublesome, as usual.

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Imperator_Titan » 02 Mar 2017, 12:23

Snypehunter007 wrote:Snypehunter007 vs. The Forums.

Round 1: Suggestion Section
Round 2: Bug Section.
Snypehunter would just ask for this to be lock- wait...

Round 1: Answer has been locked.

Round 2: Duplicate post, asking this to be locked.

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 02 Mar 2017, 12:28

Snypehunter007 wrote:Snypehunter007 vs. The Forums.

Round 1: Suggestion Section
Round 2: Bug Section.
I feel as if I heard a thousand suggestions cry out at once in terror, and then suddenly... silenced.

Asking this to be locked.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Imperator_Titan » 02 Mar 2017, 12:38

Ed 'Unrobust' Trevor Vs. A drone

Round 1: Tight corners.
Round 2: Super-tight spaces.

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 02 Mar 2017, 12:40

Imperator_Titan wrote:Ed 'Unrobust' Trevor Vs. A drone

Round 1: Tight corners.
Round 2: Super-tight spaces.
Frenzy sticky nest combat, rip Trevor on both if drone is decent/mature.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 02 Mar 2017, 14:19

Pred-alien vs the entire marine platoon.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 02 Mar 2017, 14:22

Sargeantmuffinman wrote:Pred-alien vs the entire marine platoon.
Platoon wins, Predalien can take a lot but not that much, actually scratch that, most of the marines FF eachother, Predalien win.
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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Boltersam » 04 Mar 2017, 03:55

Me against an Ancient Ravager

Round 1: Thunderdome
Round 2: LV
Round 3: Even larger ice map.

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Re: Who would win: CM edition

Post by Retro » 04 Mar 2017, 17:28

Apophis vs Rahzila

Round 1: Banathon

Round 2: Admin Bus

Round 3: Larva vs Larva fight
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