Who would win: CM edition

[Monoo]

Pit your favorite two marines against each other and let other people decide who would win and why!

For example: Dino Cades vs. Graham Maclagan

Round 1: SADAR only, in the briefing room.

Round 2: Anything goes, Lazarus Landing jungle.

Round 3: All out FISTFIGHT!

And then the rest of you analyze the outcome.

[MasterZ01]

Bill Carson vs. Bill Carson

Round I: Leading ability

Round II: Meme ability

Round III: (Insert random challenge here)

[Fitchace]

Round III: Mutiny Success Rate

[Derpislav]

Graham would win every SADAR related challenge ever. He understands the rocket. He feels the rocket. He is the rocket.

[Egorkor]

sexually identify as M83 SADAR.

[Monoo]

Are you feeling that rocket Mr Krabs

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Round 1 Winner: Graham, way too much training with the sadar. Will die of atmos loss anyways.
Round 2: Dino, he's resourceful.
Round 3: Graham, he's probably gotten into way too many fistfights to not win.

Scotty Hardy vs. Natalia "snow" Reyes

Round 1: Sniper fight, unable to move forward or back, only left to right. Attempts to move forward are met with turret fire in a no mans land zone.

Round 2: Ice colony map, melee weaponry only.

Round 3: Lazarus landing, nexus only, pred weaponry and armor (how'd they get that?!)

[NoShamNoWow]

b-but dino can sadar ;-; should have seen me early alpha days with it. I had a sadar-bro with me that we would consecutively fire rockets right after the other and rekt erything

[Edgelord]

Bill Carson vs. Bill Carson

Round I: Leading ability

Round II: Meme ability

Round III: (Insert random challenge here)

Whoever wins, we lose.

[Azmodan412]

Match 1: Dino vs Graham.
Round 1: Atmosia wins because SADARS breach.
Round 2: Graham hands down.
Round 3: Medical wins because broken bones.

Match 2: Bill Carson vs Bill Carson
Round 1: We mutiny
Round 2: We lose.
Round 3: (insert a unique We lose)

[NoShamNoWow]

Xur 'Ghost' Dergens VS. Natalie 'Snow' Reyes

Round 1: Knife Fight.
Round 2: Gunfight in Brief.
Round 3: Grenade Launcher Fight.

[Monoo]

Xur 'Ghost' Dergens VS. Natalie 'Snow' Reyes

Round 1: Knife Fight.
Round 2: Gunfight in Brief.
Round 3: Grenade Launcher Fight.

1: I give this one to Nat, since I've never seen Xur go in for the knife.

2: Xur shoots first and causes a rib fracture. Both juke around a bit but Xur's better aim puts her down long enough for him to point blank her to death.

3: Everyone dies, nobody wins, Sulaco goes kaboom.

[Monoo]

Bonus doctor round!

Dr. Cutter vs Dr. Borealis

Round 1: Timed alien embryo extraction, who's faster?

Round 2: Each doc gets a near dead marine and must compete to see who can restore them to full health more quickly.

Round 3: Aliens in the medbay! Which doctor has a better chance of fending off three T1/T2 xenomorph invaders and surviving?

[LordeKilly]

Degei Khan vs. Jack Knight vs. Dolores Waits vs. Mike Hernandez vs. Dino Cades vs. Jim Sanders

Round 1: Knife fight

Round 2: Fist fight

Round 3: Baton fight

[Boltersam]

Degei Khan vs. Jack Knight vs. Dolores Waits vs. Mike Hernandez vs. Dino Cades vs. Jim Sanders

Round 1: Knife fight

Round 2: Fist fight

Round 3: Baton fight

Jack Knight wins everything.

[Desolane900]

Saul Freytia v The Universe

Round One: Level of awesomeness
Round Two: Badass shades
Round Three: Battle of egos

[Derpislav]

1: Universe also has these space anomalies, that's super cool. Universe.
2. Saul's shades are also a part of the universe, but without him, they would be meaningless. Draw.
3. Universe lost so hard that the entropy was reversed to a major degree by that burn.

[Fitchace]

Bill Carson VS. Xur 'Ghost' Dergens

Round 1: Paperwork

Round 2: Each will lead a squad against each other

Round 3: Hand to Hand Combat

[Yung]

Anyone vs. The SM

Round 1: Hand-to-Hand

Round 2: Weapons Free

Round 3: No rules

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Anyone Everyone vs. The SM

Round 1: Hand-to-Hand

Round 2: Weapons Free

Round 3: No rules

R1: SM wins with everyone stumbling into it due to radiation and blindless.

R2: The SM is overloaded with bullets and grenades with the occasional naplam strikes which kills everyone including the SM

R3: SM is ejected from the Sulaco landing it at the Sulaco bridge having the course of the Ship heading directly to the planet,killing everyone.

SM 2 > Everyone else -1

[Yung]

R1: SM wins with everyone stumbling into it due to radiation and blindless.

R2: The SM is overloaded with bullets and grenades with the occasional naplam strikes which kills everyone including the SM

R3: SM is ejected from the Sulaco landing it at the Sulaco bridge having the course of the Ship heading directly to the planet,killing everyone.

SM 2 > Everyone else -1

See you can't beat the SM, SM beats all.

[forwardslashN]

Bill Carson VS. Xur 'Ghost' Dergens

Round 1: Paperwork

Round 2: Each will lead a squad against each other

Round 3: Hand to Hand Combat

1. Bill has a lot experience being a paper pusher, so he wins.
2. Xur is the better leader, and Carson will flee when things go sour anyway.
3. Carson wins through trickery.

[Xurphorus]

Bob Sunday vs Dayton Mann

Round 1: Melee Combat with Telescopic Batons.

Round 2: Close Quarters Combat with a Shotgun and Combat Knife as backup.

Round 3: Who wears the Bravo colors better?

[Varnock]

Bob Sunday vs Dayton Mann

Round 1: Melee Combat with Telescopic Batons.

Round 2: Close Quarters Combat with a Shotgun and Combat Knife as backup.

Round 3: Who wears the Bravo colors better?

Gotta go with Bob, the Mann is much more likely to get canned in melee.

Here though, I'd give it to Dayton.

And this one has to go to the day man, for obvious reasons. He's also bananas, but that's not really related.

[Edgelord]

Gotta go with Bob, the Mann is much more likely to get canned in melee.

Here though, I'd give it to Dayton.

And this one has to go to the day man, for obvious reasons. He's also bananas, but that's not really related.

Hit the nail on the head. Great with a shotgun, okay with melee, and I pull off yellow like nobody's business.