[INTRODUCTION] Uh, hi.

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[INTRODUCTION] Uh, hi.

Post by Carprillo » 30 May 2016, 16:47

'sup.

Turns out I've had a forum account on here for, like, a month and I completely forgot, so I'm making a late introduction post. So...

Yeah! Hi! I'm Carprillo, a probably-malicious artificial intelligence that--Nope, wait. Wrong intro. Let me try again.

My username's Carprillo, and I'm basically a huge nerd. Fans of all things gaming (except the things that, in my subjective view, are complete shit), I'm active on numerous online communities. My interests range far and wide, including Aliens, Transformers, David Bowie, Star Wars, the Protomen, the Beatles, Half-Life--*deep breath*--Portal, Team Fortress, Metal Gear Solid, and too many more to realistically put on a single list. An experienced roleplayer and generally just a horrible person, I look forward to making some new friends here.

Talk to y'all whenever, I guess.
"I will not fight you."
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Post by Azmodan412 » 30 May 2016, 16:55

Welcome to the salt mines. Please take a leg chain and a pickaxe. You will be promptly assigned after completing this task. As a sidenote, welcome.
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Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 30 May 2016, 17:03

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George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

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Post by Feweh » 30 May 2016, 17:09

Azmodan412 wrote:Welcome to the salt mines. Please take a leg chain and a pickaxe. You will be promptly assigned after completing this task. As a sidenote, welcome.
He's been assigned to the Suggestions Salt Mine section.
Thanks for breaking him in.
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Post by Grypho » 30 May 2016, 17:27

Welcome! Your stay will become an interesting adventure!
And remember, keep the salt truck fueled.

Yours sincerely,

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Post by coroneljones » 30 May 2016, 18:32

Welcome

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Post by KeyWii » 30 May 2016, 19:09

Run while you can.
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Post by Disco Dalek » 30 May 2016, 19:36

Welcome aboard. Enjoy your desperate fight for survival against the greatest enemy mankind has ever known

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See you in medbay.
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Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 30 May 2016, 19:40

Welcome to the hunting grounds. Be you xeno or marine, you're gonna have a -bad- GOOD time.
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Post by LordLoko » 30 May 2016, 19:43

Welcome to CM, where it snows salt and your opinion doesn't matter
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Post by Egorkor » 30 May 2016, 20:27

don't forget to load in the AP rounds, turn burst fire on and aim for that sweet head for them noscopes.
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Post by SirBlank » 30 May 2016, 20:37

Don't forget to steal all the AP rounds like a good marine
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Post by completelynewguy » 30 May 2016, 21:46

Don't forget to steal a barrel charger from a specialist.

Protip: when you've been captured, nested and resin cuffed, use the LOOC channel to release the salt.
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Post by Boltersam » 31 May 2016, 03:17

Welcome. Cause trouble in medbay and I will paralyse you for the rest of the round.
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Post by Desolane900 » 31 May 2016, 14:51

If you get scared, you can hide behind me.
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Post by Boltersam » 31 May 2016, 16:54

Desolane900 wrote:If you get scared, you can hide behind me.
Yes. Hide behind the guy with a curse that riddles him with bullets every round from behind.
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Post by Desolane900 » 31 May 2016, 17:04

Boltersam wrote: Yes. Hide behind the guy with a curse that riddles him with bullets every round from behind.
Comes with the job of pointman I suppose.
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Post by Boltersam » 31 May 2016, 17:06

Desolane900 wrote: Comes with the job of pointman I suppose.
Well sir, I will protect this fragile newbie from becoming your meatshield, and teach him how to FF, like a true Marine!
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Post by coolsurf6 » 31 May 2016, 17:52

Welcome pal, be like me and use your ohone in class to browse the fourms everyday.
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Post by Disco Dalek » 31 May 2016, 17:54

Boltersam wrote: Well sir, I will protect this fragile newbie from becoming your meatshield, and teach him how to FF, like a true Marine!
One is not taught to FF. Every marine starts with the knowledge needed to ruin the round for everyone else. It is up to them if they wish to reject their nature and place their shots carefully or embrace fate by aiming for the head and toggling burst mode.
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Post by Carprillo » 01 Jun 2016, 17:05

I'm not sure whether or not any of you are good role models, honestly.

Kidding. Thanks for the warm welcome!
"I will not fight you."
"You have...no choice."
"I'll stand beside you."
"I stand alone."
"YOU'RE STILL THEIR HERO!"
...
"Then THEY...are FOOLS."
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"THIS CANNOT BE THE ONLY WAY!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzwNmDVqdUA
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Post by Egorkor » 01 Jun 2016, 17:09

they're not.
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Post by Boltersam » 01 Jun 2016, 17:14

Carprillo wrote:I'm not sure whether or not any of you are good role models, honestly.
I'm the only "no bullshit" Doctor in Medical. Fear me, Marines who think we are your slaves.

If you disagree with my role model, I'll put you on the list of involuntary organ donors. I'm sure somebody needs a new heart. Or lung.
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Post by Disco Dalek » 01 Jun 2016, 18:09

From what I've heard, Boltersam would happily replace your blood with soporific and toss you into the disposals. Most of us just "forget" you in cryo for a while if you don't appreciate our work.
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Post by Boltersam » 01 Jun 2016, 18:13

Disco Dalek wrote:From what I've heard, Boltersam would happily replace your blood with soporific and toss you into the disposals.
That was one time, and I didn't throw her into disposals, I buckled her to a chair in the lobby. She threatened me with a grenade.
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