MY COMPENDIUM OF HORRIBLE IDEAS

[Azmodan412]

For a special round, put all marines and xenos into the thunder dome. For weapons, the marines will have a SINGLE claymore between all of them and the xenos have no huggers.

[Machofish]

Make xeno acid blood dangerous to marines who step on it or get it on their clothing.
Make flamethrowers capable of burning through and removing jungle foliage; make it so that burning foliage can injure marines.
Create tighter RP rules and limitations for xenomorph players.
Make xenos capable of melting irreplaceably vital equipment such as the colony SMES units, geothermal generators, and the floodlights.
Force a specific ratio of xeno players to marine players.
Allow players to start votes for a hunter games round.
Give syringes a chance to cause infection if used on several different people without sterilization.

[YungCuz]

Give Marines a Fatman Mini-nuke launcher.

[Carprillo]

^ Yung knows what he's saying.

[Carprillo]

Make xeno acid blood dangerous to marines who step on it or get it on their clothing.
Make flamethrowers capable of burning through and removing jungle foliage; make it so that burning foliage can injure marines.
Create tighter RP rules and limitations for xenomorph players.
Make xenos capable of melting irreplaceably vital equipment such as the colony SMES units, geothermal generators, and the floodlights.
Force a specific ratio of xeno players to marine players.
Allow players to start votes for a hunter games round.
Give syringes a chance to cause infection if used on several different people without sterilization.

friend

these are all GOOD ideas (except the hunter games one)

this is a thread for BAD ideas

[crono23]

Every time a marine steps on the same tile as a downed friend, it deals brute damage and has a chance to break bones.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Hitting an alien has a chance to deal self brute damage to your head.

[Carprillo]

Force people to be a Runner if the burster came from an animal.

[Carprillo]

Actually, no, you know what? Make DNA Reflex in general a thing.

[YungCuz]

Switch the Aliens and Marines Around.

[InterroLouis]

Larva burst with a sadar already in hands and loaded.

[Carprillo]

Give the Specialist all access.

Make Facehuggers be able to attack people.

Make Facehuggers player-controlled.

Make the Queen have to stay still while laying eggs.

Make the Queen even slower.

[Warnipple]

MREs have a 50% to cause constipation. The chance increases with the more MREs you eat.
(Can't move until you take a shit. Have to stand still for 30 minutes until you drop a big log.)

Corporate Liason should start with a bunch of Space Drugs, Hyperzine and Oxycodone in his Office.

[GreyHound501]

Put stairs in the sully
Make all an entire ert named stairs for when the CL needs to be killed
Everything a drone evolves into a hivelord have a mixtape of trump saying he will build a wall start playing
When a marine gets into B18 have the song the wall start playing and when he dies have the song Outside the wall by pink Floyd start playing
Have a chance for the Sullys guns to miss the OB and cause FF or major damage to the aliens (Because we know that a squad leader never gets the OB anywhere close to the aliens)