MY COMPENDIUM OF HORRIBLE IDEAS

[Carprillo]

Hi! Welcome to my thread of absolutely derisive, horrendous, all-around POINTLESS ideas and suggestions for the world of Colonial Marines! The purpose of this thread is quite simple:

It's a landfill.

Basically, I'm putting this here so I can fling around random (completely unworkable) ideas that pop into my head, just so I can get them on paper. I'll be updating the main thread with each new idea I post, which will also be posted in its own separate reply. This thread will update quite often, so if you actually take interest in the ideas of others, or if you just need something to read, make sure to keep an eye on this!

First few ideas (which are just ones I've spouted over the shoutbox over the last month or so) should be up sometime today!

[Ocnjak20]

How about mines going off even when marines stomp on them?

[Carprillo]

Better yet, what if we had mines filled with facehuggers?

BOOM!

Insta-salt!

[YungCuz]

What if we had nuclear SADAR's

[Carprillo]

Imagine SADAR sentries.

[Carprillo]

What if we had those big, Metal Gear-style cardboard boxes that /TG/ has?

[Varnock]

Machamp Empress quad wielding Ol' Painless.

[SpanishBirdman]

Donors should get to choose 1 antag objective every game.

[Carprillo]

What if we gave Predators riot shield versions of Captain America's shield?

All the capabilities of a riot shield, but you can throw it at people and it'll instakill them before returning to you.

[Solacian72]

Sadar attachments
Sadar should be automatic
Remove sniper cool down
Add a royal face hugger
Let donors play as the Queen Mother when evolving into Queen

[vtipoman]

Add Changlngs xddddd

[jalen earl]

Slipping has a 50% chance of breaking a bone

[Monoo]

Facehuggers are now player controlled.

At the start of the game ~20 players now spawn as facehuggers, and ~10-15 as survivors. The facehuggers actively seek out survivors to impregnate to create the first few xenomorphs. Marines are not briefed or allowed into the hangar until a xeno has been birthed.

[jalen earl]

Sizes for all marine clothing and armor so you have to find your size that fits otherwise it cant be used. Limited amounts in certain sizes

[Surrealistik]

Setting up FOB in the Nexus.

[LordeKilly]

After playing 3 rounds you're blocked from playing anything but drone or squad standard.

[Rabidgam3r]

All mags are AP mags and you can't turn off burst fire.

[Carprillo]

What if...WHAT IF...We reverted Xenos to the base three evolutions and original sprites, just like TG/Goon/Hippie?

WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?!

[YungCuz]

What if standard marines could get B18 armor from the regular vendors

[Hyperio]

Medics have unnamed bottles/pills/injectors. Let the overdoses begin !

[YungCuz]

Medics have unnamed bottles/pills/injectors. Let the overdoses begin !

Witness 30 dead marines due to overdose.

[YungCuz]

Remove the rule of using the ripley aplu in combat and replace it with a Marauder.

[Carprillo]

Synthetics.

[Rabidgam3r]

There is a 1% chance that, when you dispense a weapon from the marine vendors, it dispenses a pulse destroyer instead.
The pulse destroyer only has one setting.
And it is DESTROY.

[Carprillo]

When you eat MREs, there's a 25% chance you get food poisoning.

When near the SM Core, even in a hazmat suit, there's a 35% chance you get cancer.

A single drone spawns on the Sulaco every round.