Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[TopHatPenguin]

Joshuu 'Josh' Joshua (follow) says, "LET'S SING THE WEYLAND YUTANI COMPANY ANTHEM MEN"
Rafael Dugmore (follow) shouts, "Dammit, there are good marines dying out there!"
Joshuu 'Josh' Joshua (follow) says, "SING ALONG MEN THAT'S A DIRECT ORDER"

Our greatest commander.

[sicktrigger]

[Deadlymight]

[Grypho]

Happened right after RO announced paperwork

[Skycave1]

Happened right after RO announced paperwork

Was his name Richardo?

[Grypho]

Probably, can´t remember fully.

[coroneljones]

Yes it was

[Skycave1]

Yes it was

Why hasn't he been banned yet, Admins always allow that mutiny, and Nobody EVER bats an eye. Not even SAS or Lost

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Queen call shuttle.
A platoon of marines were on board.
Plebs tried to run out and bunker down.
BO(I think it was bill carson) kept us all locked in.
We are now in transit.
Renact D-DAY but with aliens and a space dropship instead of a lander.
Marine major victory D-DAY style.

Play this while doing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE

[LordeKilly]

so all murhreens were on? dam

[Halinder]

Queen call shuttle.
A platoon of marines were on board.
Plebs tried to run out and bunker down.
BO(I think it was bill carson) kept us all locked in.
We are now in transit.
Renact D-DAY but with aliens and a space dropship instead of a lander.
Marine major victory D-DAY style.

Play this while doing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE

Fun fact, Wagner loved the Nazis so it's kind of a perfect irony that the U.S. military is using this.

[Grypho]

[Rey]

Let me guess, marines did not survive?

[Varnock]

Let me guess, marines did not survive?

Not even close. Boiler rained an extremely large amount of deadly death into that tin can. No survivors.

[Lorenz Artz]

>Be Weyland-Yutani Survivor Liason.
>Rush to the storage and nick some tools to acquire weapons before friendly Ayy Lmaos come to give me a tour of the Hive.
>Meet Chef guy and acquire gear for both.
>Ayy Lmaos discover us but run away after we offer them a few bullets as present.
>Gather building materials and run to the far Western Jungle where we bunker down and attempt to contact someone.
>Pray to Space Jesus knowing we're about to get dunked.
>Mystical cookie appears in my hand.
>Proceed to proclaim is a miracle and promote the idea of the Prophet Cookie.
>Understand that the Cookie is the body of Jesus and thus Milk must be the blood.
>Decide between us that we must unite the Cookie and Milk in order to resurrect Space Jesus and dunk the Ayy Lmaos.
>Begin a radio show about our new version of Christianity.
>Protect the Prophet Cookie from the aliens around is.
>Declare the Cookie Crusade and that all Cookie Crusaders must defend the Cookie until we can be rescued.
>Name Chef the Vice-Bishop and Radio Jockey.
>Marines come on Comms and reach towards us.
>Five Alpha Squad Marines arrive.
>Open the gate declaring that the Prophet Cookie would herald a new era of Light in the universe.
>Show them the glorious object and explain that the Milk must be recovered.
>Marine Specialist stares at the cookie.
>Motherfuckeryouain'tgonnadoitareyou.Jpeg.
>Marine Specialist picks up the cookie prophet.
>Ohfuckno.Jpeg.
>Marine Specialist eats the Prophet Cookie and sole reason of our survival.
>Proceed to shoot down the Marines, killing the Specialist after making his head pop and turning the Squad Leader into a mess.
>Be killed in glorious service to Prophet Cookie.
>Virgins now await me in heaven.
>Lolno.jpeg Get Cloned aboard the Sulaco.
>Unable to understand shmuck since no memory of my death while getting accused of murder.
>Tossed into brig half-naked and screaming for the Prophet Cookie.
>Abusive MP brings the charges which are denied several times.
>Begin to lose my mind because nothing makes sense.
>Attempt suicide only to be thrown into Perma in a straight jacket and with the lightbulb removed.
>Insanity begins to reach down as I slip into a spiral of madness.
>Pray to Space Jesus in a last moment of sanity.

>Best Cookie spawns in your hand.

> Smile and happily ghost into a glorious death.

[TheSlapDoctor]

>Understand that the Cookie is the body of Jesus and thus Milk must be the blood.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

And now,a full shuttle...........

[Egorkor]

Xiphos Volund (follow) [Sulaco (Med)] says, "Cause there's amassive gg laying thing here"
planting them ggs like nothing.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Some logic right there.

[Grypho]

Bill leads troops to victory.

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[JuanRico]

classic times of killing preds then putting lit cigs in their mouth to parade them through the ship like a trophy


i don't miss the old charlie uniforms

[LordeKilly]

snip

dude im in that last one wow

[forwardslashN]

This round was absolute garbage, but this moment will live on in my memory.


The next round totally made up for it.

[crono23]

During a late night round of good 'ol CM I spawned as survivor. I wanted to be B18 spec, and I had wanted to for awhile, but no luck this time. Decided to go ahead anyway. Broke into the Sec Vault with another survivor. Managed to hold out for a while before getting facehugged and brought into the hive in a runner's stomach. However this was nothing ordinary...

I had grabbed some tricord and a C4 from the Vault and stuffed them in my lab coat before the aliums caught us. Pulled out the tricord in the runner's stomach and injected myself. Grabbed the C4 out of it too and attempted to plant it on the inside of the runner's stomach before being nested. I had no success in planting the C4 as the runner kept moving around, but it regurgitated me infront of the quuen (I think. I had no visibility during the whole ordeal), and without knowing, I planted it on the Queen. Nobody knew this had happened until it killed the Queen. The runner brought me into a nest before anything could happen, but I did hear a xenomorph death cry and was curious as to which one I killed.

Oh boy.

Upon finally chestbursting I first looked around for a xenomorph corpse. I found the Queen's but assumed it was maybe a freak accident with something else. I asked the new Queen in LOOC if I had C4'ed the old one. They confirmed. I asked someone else in deadchat to confirm it too. They confirmed it too. I had literally just planted C4 on a Queen and killed them.

Have some pictures:

[johners12345]

WElp, shitmarine released the Sm and it came around and took out telecomms and the hanger.. So..

me, BoB sunday, Miyamoto Shingen, and Bo 'Easy' Macaire Played Black jack.. Even though I was dealing I still call cheating on Bo "easy" macaire, no fucking way you get up to twenty three times in a fucking row.

Me and Miyamoto than started fight club and I won before the admins intervened ;3 bwahahh