Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Mattmaster77]

WElp, shitmarine released the Sm and it came around and took out telecomms and the hanger.. So..

me, BoB sunday, Miyamoto Shingen, and Bo 'Easy' Macaire Played Black jack.. Even though I was dealing I still call cheating on Bo "easy" macaire, no fucking way you get up to twenty three times in a fucking row.

Me and Miyamoto than started fight club and I won before the admins intervened ;3 bwahahh

((I actually found a work-around for the broken image, just quote the post broken link, copy and paste it, then hit enter. (for people viewing the link, not fixing it.) Link here for those who are too lazy. https://gyazo.com/5ff7c5d209bb3e611886e2858c245e1e (((Edit: Or you can just right click the image and open it in a new tab.)))

Anyways, nothing will ever beat Xur's and my fight club in the observation deck, and how it ended...

[MrJJJ]

When i was throwing a grenade once at the hive assault, i thought i threw it, and ran back to my team, which was 5-7 marines, and it was a frag grenade, turns out i activated it but did not throwed it, so everyone started running away from me, then the grenade exploded...
Why do i keep pressing r dammit...

[forwardslashN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc


When the CE goes down with the ship.

[Eonoc]

ATTEN-HISSSSSSS

[johners12345]

Command Announcement


This is Chief Engineer Curtis Weeter, according to the Commander, the USCM has declared that there is NOT a big enough threat yet to call for back up, now. STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING AND SCREAMING AND GET TO KILLING THESE FUCK WADS! YOU ARE MARINES GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! ACT like it!

Micheal Ticker [Sulaco (Med)] says, "The CE is better at raising morale than you CO"


#SquadGoals

[DerpinMcDerpDerp]

I go into the bridge and revive the dead XO and someone in LOOC tells me he just comitted suicide

[johners12345]

Natalie 'Snow' Reyes says, "Killing without coffee is undignified."
Curtis Weeter says, "So... You are saying that I should throw boiling hot coffee onto him.."
Curtis Weeter says, "And THAN blow him up"
Natalie 'Snow' Reyes says, "Yep."
Curtis Weeter says, "Gotcha. Okay."

*after pod is launched*

Curtis Weeter says, "That reminds me.."

Curtis Weeter says, "I DID forget my coffee.."

Curtis Weeter exclaims, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"

[forwardslashN]

Predator fight club.

[johners12345]

LOOC: Anya Allen: oh fuck
Curtis Weeter says, "Holy fucking shit yes"
LOOC: Anya Allen: Curtis with a machete
LOOC: Anya Allen: dear god what have you done woman
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: today is the day bitches die.
LOOC: Aiden Newton: now all he needs is the swat mask

[Mitchs98]

'Alien Peace Talks'

https://gyazo.com/2bcc485a20084ca7f2c2ade98de03784

https://gyazo.com/c8cdd452d80b68ca0614ab34ed7fcaea

[rekt] not rekt.

[LordeKilly]

Predator fight club.

You just HAD to be the guy? 1 /FUCKING/ rule, and you broke it.

[johners12345]

IT was only ten minutes into the round.. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in a game..


RED ALERT:


Unknown Biological Entity has access the Shuttle Console.

Tye Evans says, "Yeah"
Tye Evans says, "What"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "WHAT."
Alaina Koepple [Sulaco (BO)] asks, "What?"
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "What?"
Curtis Weeter says, "What/."
Anya Allen [Sulaco (Doc)] asks, "The fuck?"
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] exclaims, "What?!"
OOC: Veradox: WHAT
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "Huh?"
Tye Evans climbs down the ladder!
OOC: Veradox: HAHAHAHAHA
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "WHAT THE HELL"
Arturo North [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "We are being boarded"
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] asks, "What could be doing that?"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "PIRATES."
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "IT'S REPTILIAN PIRATES."
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] yells, "PIRATES?!"
Mike Hernandez [Sulaco (Mar)] asks, "The hell is goin' on?"
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] shouts, "Pirates!"
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "Alright"
Anya Allen [Sulaco (Doc)] asks, "What even?"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "REPTILIAN FUCKING PIRATES."
Arturo North [Sulaco (Spc)] says, "PREPARE TO BE BOARDEd"
Curtis Weeter [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "... what?"
Curtis Weeter asks, "... what?"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "AHHH."
Malachi Chapman [Sulaco (Med)] shouts, "EVERYONE PANIC!!"
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "Let's kiss some ass"
Allie Mose [Sulaco (XO)] says, "PIRATES."
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "THEY HAVE LONG TONGUES."
Siserith Vassada [Sulaco (CO)] says, "TO THE SHUTTLES MEN"
Allie Mose [Sulaco (XO)] says, "DO NOT"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "AND SCALES."
Tye Evans [Sulaco (Med)] says, "POD IS LAUNCHING"
Siserith Vassada [Sulaco (CO)] says, "STAT"
Allie Mose [Sulaco (XO)] says, "EXIST."
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "AHHH."
Baer Akredon [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "I mean, kick, fucking kick"
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] yells, "PIRATES MUST DIE!"
Ashley Carr [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "WHAT"
Alaina Koepple [Sulaco (BO)] says, "Everyone remain calm, and head to the hangar bay"
Alaina Koepple talks into the marine command radio headset
Sarah Cowart [Sulaco (MP)] yells, "MAN BATTLESTATIONS!"
Sarah Cowart talks into the marine military police radio headset
Shingen Miyamoto [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "WEY-YU PRIDE."
Sadako Voorhees [Sulaco (Doc)] says, "SPACE PIRATES!!!!! READY YOURSELVES!"
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "HUMAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE."
Woah Jacobs [Sulaco (Eng)] says, "KILL ALL REPTILES."
Shingen Miyamoto [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "IT DIDN'T EVEN LAUNCH."

Command Announcement


ATTTENTION CREW, MAN YOUR BATTLESTSATIONS


Shingen Miyamoto [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "IT DIDN'T LAUNCH, FALSE ALARM."
Matthias Greene climbs down the ladder!
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] yells, "Wey-YU pride!"
Alice Peirson [Sulaco (RO)] shouts, "Weyland is the second coming of Jesus!"
Allie Mose [Sulaco (XO)] says, "False ALARMS."
Lamen Cel [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "KILL THE UNBELIEVER"
Shingen Miyamoto [Sulaco (Mar)] says, "Our Wey-Yu pride is safe."
Sarah Cowart [Sulaco (MP)] yells, "UNMAN THE BATTLESTATIONS!"

[coroneljones]

You just HAD to be the guy? 1 /FUCKING/ rule, and you broke it.

FIRST RULE OF THE FIGHT CLUB
DONT,TALK ABOUT IT

[Mitchs98]

What are you feeding Casca, Xur?

https://gyazo.com/a908dd7eff914ed6716bf79fe5541ca6
https://gyazo.com/01c16232d29b15ba7dd92a867bed3a77
https://gyazo.com/2b59ea24080e2742c21816d1d9a9e52f

Blondes are evil, it seems.

https://gyazo.com/cfaf144e79983f7d8a43c19b020c0721

>Surgery is bugged
>Can't use bone gel
>Never set the bone
GJ Curtis
https://gyazo.com/d04ca1ae76153e59fd8ca801ed83406a
https://gyazo.com/260bae55d671ae3af42d87e537a5544a

[Sumon-1533]

When half the server gets left on Sulaco ;D

[Mattmaster77]

Natalie 'Snow' Reyes says, "Killing without coffee is undignified."
Curtis Weeter says, "So... You are saying that I should throw boiling hot coffee onto him.."
Curtis Weeter says, "And THAN blow him up"
Natalie 'Snow' Reyes says, "Yep."
Curtis Weeter says, "Gotcha. Okay."

*after pod is launched*

Curtis Weeter says, "That reminds me.."

Curtis Weeter says, "I DID forget my coffee.."

Curtis Weeter exclaims, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"

Then later, both Anne and Curt drank their asses off when Engineering was set up.

[Mattmaster77]

FIRST RULE OF THE FIGHT CLUB
DONT,TALK ABOUT IT

Sorry, but what are you talking about... *cocks gun*

[Mitchs98]

>final assault
>handful of aliens left
>le me as a smartgunner chasing a rav
>force rav to hide
>trick rav into thinking I didn't see them
>pull frag out
>count to a little bit past 3
>chuck grenade, grenade instantly explodes downing rav
>rav charges and gets shot into crit
>charge was on disarm intent
>CO smartgunner finishes Rav off
>Spots a cloaked hunter next to dead rav trying to hide like a ninja
>gets fukked by le me, CO and 2 other marines

>actually survived cooking a grenade
>no one ran in front of me
>feels accomplished
>MEME ARROWS

[DerpinMcDerpDerp]

Saved a downed praet from a spec as runner two minutes later the praet dies

[johners12345]

Roman Pavlyunchekov says, "OFFERINGS FOR THE QUEEN"
Anya Schulz says, "Woah, nice."
Roman Pavlyunchekov asks, "YOU WANT?"
Anya Schulz says, "Uhh no thanks."
Curtis Weeter asks, "Is.. He trying to impress you?"
Anya Schulz says, "I think so..."
Roman Pavlyunchekov says, "SHE SI THE HEAD OF MY RELIGION"
Curtis Weeter says, "I.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Y-your goddess is Shulz?.."
Anya Schulz says, "I mean, all I want is a tampon..."
Roman Pavlyunchekov yells, "Pleasing her is pleasing god!"
Curtis Weeter says, "I-i Don't know how I feel about that.."
Roman Pavlyunchekov says, "Well no."
Roman Pavlyunchekov yells, "But she speaks for God!"
Curtis Weeter says, "Oh.."
Anya Schulz says, "I don't even fucking know what I am anymore."
Curtis Weeter says, "Even than.."
Curtis Weeter says, "Thats fucked up"
Roman Pavlyunchekov says, "Because she fucked her brother."
Zephos 'Turret' Bunker [Alpha (Med)] says, "Yay! Nooooo"
Roman Pavlyunchekov winks.
Curtis Weeter says, "I-"
Maria Crash [Alpha (Eng)] says, "Think I'm about fucked."
Curtis Weeter says, "Fuck this shit I'm gone."
Roman Pavlyunchekov says, "ZOROASTRIASM"
Anya Schulz says, "Kill me, please..."

[johners12345]

Not really related to the game, but hilarious looc conversation.

LOOC: Anya Allen: holy shit I just noticed Curtis has red eyes

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: ...
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: Anya..

LOOC: Sergio Stone: lel
LOOC: Curtis Weeter: Mitch..

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: Curtis has had red eyes since his fucking creation on Unbound.
LOOC: Anya Allen: Dear god that's creepy as hell.

LOOC: Anya Allen: I JUST NOTICED THOUGH

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING YEARS
LOOC: Anya Allen: HIS HAT NORMALLY COVERS THE MAIN PORTION OF RED

LOOC: Anya Allen: he looks like a fucking demon. srs

LOOC: Curtis Weeter: TWO. GOD DAMN. YEARS AND YOU'VE ONLY JUST NOTICED NOW
LOOC: Anya Allen: Now all he needs to do is be bald.

LOOC: Anya Allen: evil asf

[forwardslashN]

► Show Spoiler

42 ALIENS VERSUS 27 MARINES

[AishaKitty]

Bill Carson says, "Can you get me a tissue to clean off the screen on this"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "You do it, ya' lazy prick."

Aisha 'Ace' Erata Holds up an old sock for bill.... It has cum dripping out.
LOOC: Lance 'Medbox' Mercer: Lewd~
Bill Carson takes it
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "Oh."
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "What the actual fuck man.."
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "Well."
Bill Carson squeezes it like a sponge the white stuff dripping out "you had some soap in it" wipes the screen
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Don't you dare wipe the scren with t-"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "..."
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "I didn't expect him to take it."

Lance 'Medbox' Mercer exclaims, "OH YOU SON OF A BITCH! LET ME AT HIM!"
Bill Carson wipes the screen with elbow grease

Bill Carson tosses the used rag on the ground

Bill Carson says, "HEY"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Don't. Fuck."
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "With my."
Bill Carson says, "What are yo udoing"
LOOC: Aisha 'Ace' Erata: FUNNY MOMENTS!
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Computers."
Bill Carson says, "I just polished the screen"

[Mitchs98]

Bill Carson says, "Can you get me a tissue to clean off the screen on this"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "You do it, ya' lazy prick."

Aisha 'Ace' Erata Holds up an old sock for bill.... It has cum dripping out.
LOOC: Lance 'Medbox' Mercer: Lewd~
Bill Carson takes it
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "Oh."
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "What the actual fuck man.."
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "Well."
Bill Carson squeezes it like a sponge the white stuff dripping out "you had some soap in it" wipes the screen
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Don't you dare wipe the scren with t-"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "..."
Aisha 'Ace' Erata says, "I didn't expect him to take it."

Lance 'Medbox' Mercer exclaims, "OH YOU SON OF A BITCH! LET ME AT HIM!"
Bill Carson wipes the screen with elbow grease

Bill Carson tosses the used rag on the ground

Bill Carson says, "HEY"
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Don't. Fuck."
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "With my."
Bill Carson says, "What are yo udoing"
LOOC: Aisha 'Ace' Erata: FUNNY MOMENTS!
Lance 'Medbox' Mercer says, "Computers."
Bill Carson says, "I just polished the screen"

I think the real question here is why Aisha had a cum filled sock in the first place. ^-^.

[Allan1234]

I think the real question here is why Aisha had a cum filled sock in the first place. ^-^.

I think the real REAL question here is why they are not banned...