Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[johners12345]

Ran out of ammo, decided to challenge the Queens honor.

gg

Remember back when I manufactured stimulants every round and people were so hyped about them they got in a fight over them? And then Jones picked some up as a predator and killed himself via overdose?
Good drug-dealer memories.

Remember pre-alpha when doctors gave 10 units of Bicard every round during briefing? :P

[Mitchs98]

Shoulda just said your boy friend was Curtis Weeter XD

I might if you ever got your ass on

[Mitchs98]

I'm surprised Arty or no one posted this but..

Anya Allen says, "Thanks a lot Arty I hope you're happy, I'm wet now thanks to you."

Out of context is best context.









By the above I literally meant wet. Had to shower to clean uniform after Arty shield bashed me. Kek.

[johners12345]

I'm surprised Arty or no one posted this but..

Anya Allen says, "Thanks a lot Arty I hope you're happy, I'm wet now thanks to you."

Out of context is best context.









By the above I literally meant wet. Had to shower to clean uniform after Arty shield bashed me. Kek.

Weeter is both jealous, and also wet :P wait what

[SASoperative]

[Mitchs98]

https://gyazo.com/3313d1544084ad07604960e4937e1d15

Neon Joe, m8.

Hail Wiggles

https://gyazo.com/aac70b2d60df855322919f038d2f0999

SSD shower fun time

https://gyazo.com/9a9108810dbd2a3f30641f51d2ad4967

Rainbow Anya

https://gyazo.com/63f48e040a3ce752b06ab43dca32a364

[KeyWii]

I regret nothing.

[TeknoKot]

[johners12345]

Anya Allen says, "It was useful for keeping you away for a while while me and Mels dated behind Bigbys back..."
Anya Allen stares at Curtis with a serious expression
Curtis Weeter says, "What."
LOOC: Anya Allen: kek
Anya Allen continues staring in silence
Curtis Weeter glares back
Curtis Weeter says, "You know I could just go back into those pods for a other five months."

[Mitchs98]

DAT FORMATION
https://gyazo.com/5608b4594275cc9373ea4801c4953e96

Best message ever

https://gyazo.com/01fd386e404e59ccab272981f95a16a6

Include the whole thing nerd

https://gyazo.com/f451be8da53026c7f691f492ff5c50c6

Engineering fetish confirmed

https://gyazo.com/2ab5669514fc9ea92a1251c74edced54

[Mitchs98]

Tfw Curtis is proven an asshole once again

https://gyazo.com/3401e9eecbcfc5d17ffb13b3944cd08e

https://gyazo.com/8273bb08d335ff02f21f215e5caa5fa2

https://gyazo.com/913d52b15c98b2dc4efa85e3bdc58d7e

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► Show Spoiler

Drone (821) hisses, "Fiiight..."
Drone (821) hisses, "Now."
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Oh'
Ravager (747) charges towards the weeds!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) steps on Yautja Mine.
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'So that's how the hivelord

died'
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown is viciously shredded by Ravager (747)'s sharp teeth!
Ravager (747) has been slashed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The weeds have been sliced with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'Perhaps you should send the

bird back?'
The weeds have been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) charges towards the weeds!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has been diced with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Everyone, board the metal bird.'
The weeds have been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'As a 'no thank you'?'
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown.
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
You hear a sickening cracking sound coming from Unknown's face.
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Let's finish our hunt when we are

ready.'
Ravager (747) attempts to remove Yautja Mine!
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Two hosts awaiting burst in

fitness'
Ravager (747) charges towards Unknown!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Hive: A Spitter (305) has died at Dropship 1!
Ravager (747) tried to tackle Unknown!
Ravager (747) has been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown begins counting their pulse.
The weeds have been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'STOP TOUCHING IT!'
Ravager (747) has been diced with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been slashed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'DONT TOUCH THE GOWING STUFF!'
The purple sac have been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe

by Unknown.
Hivemind, Runner (809) hisses, 'WHERE IS IT.'
The weeds have been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Hivemind, Sentinel (926) hisses, 'I WANT TO TOUCH IT'
Ravager (747) attempts to remove Yautja Mine!
Hivemind, Hivelord (736) hisses, 'I walled it off'
Unknown has thrown Yautja Harpoon.
Ravager (747) has been hit by Yautja Harpoon.
Ravager (747) has been attacked with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been ripped with the broadsword by Unknown.
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'All Sisters, To the bird.'
Unknown has thrown Yautja Harpoon.
Drone (821) hisses, "Come on, Ravager!"
Ravager (747) has been hit by Yautja Harpoon.
Ravager (747) charges towards the dirt!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Drone (821) hisses, "Give it the fight it deserves."
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Still waiting for these hosts

to burst'
Drone (821) hisses, "Prove that our hive is not to be reckoned

with."
Ravager (747) has been sliced with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
The Drone (821) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Yes, we arent leaving yet, we are just

preparing.'
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) charges towards Unknown!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) attempts to remove Yautja Mine!
Unknown places medicine patch over tiny bruise on Unknown's

chest.
Unknown places medicine patch over tiny bruise on Unknown's

chest.
Unknown cleans cut on Unknown's chest and seals edges with

bioglue.
Unknown smears some bioglue over healing cut on Unknown's chest.
Unknown puts the advanced first-aid kit into Yautja Hunting

Pouch.
Unknown finishes eating Stew.
LOOC: Drone (821): WAIT, appropiate battle music
The Ravager (747) roars!
The Queen has given a new order. Check Status pane for details.
The weeds have been attacked with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown is viciously shredded by Ravager (747)'s sharp teeth!
Ravager (747) charges towards the dirt!
The Ravager (747) roars!
The weeds have been sliced with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown blocks Ravager (747) with the broadsword!
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
LOOC: Drone (821): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Unknown is viciously shredded by Ravager (747)'s sharp teeth!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) attempts to remove Yautja Mine!
Unknown has thrown the smart-disc.
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, ':A MOTHER ORDERD NO TOUCHING

IT'
the smart-disc slices Drone (821)!
the smart-disc slices Drone (821)!
the smart-disc slices Drone (821)!
the smart-disc slices Drone (821)!
Ravager (747) attempts to remove Yautja Mine!
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'I was trying to dissolve it'
the smart-disc slices Drone (821)!
The smart-disc stops whirring and spins out onto the floor.
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'It just burned me'
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'Yeah...'
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "UG*"
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'Turns out it's undissolvable'
Ravager (747) has been cut with the broadsword by Unknown.
Hivemind, Drone (810) hisses, 'THE EGG IS HERE.'
The weeds have been slashed with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been sliced with the broadsword by Unknown.
Unknown blocks Ravager (747) with the broadsword!
Ravager (747)'s tackle is blocked by Unknown's shield!
Ravager (747) has been sliced with the broadsword by Unknown.
The weeds have been diced with the broadsword by Unknown.
Unknown blocks Ravager (747) with the broadsword!
Ravager (747)'s tackle is blocked by Unknown's shield!
LOOC: Drone (821): RULES OF NATURE
The weeds have been stabbed with the broadsword by Unknown.
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Ooooh we can USE it!'
Ravager (747) has been ripped with the broadsword by Unknown.
Ravager (747) charges towards the dirt!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'Are tehre hosts?'
Ravager (747) has been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
The weeds have been cut with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's head widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Unknown is viciously shredded by Ravager (747)'s sharp teeth!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) charges towards Unknown!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown has punched Ravager (747)!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown has punched Ravager (747)!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
*---------*
This is Unknown !
She is wearing Yautja Mesh with a hydroponics armband.
She is wearing Yautja Clan Mask on her head.
She is wearing Yautja Clan Armor.
She has Yautja Double War Scythe on her back.
She has Yautja Bracers on her hands.
She has Yautja Hunting Pouch about her waist.
She is wearing some blood-stained Yautja Armored Boots on her

feet!
She has a ripped cut, a pair of ugly ripped cuts, several tiny

bruises, several healing cuts, and several small scabs on her

head.
Unknown has blood soaking through from under her clothing!

*---------*
Unknown places medicine patch over tiny bruise on Unknown's

chest.
Unknown smears some bioglue over small scab on Unknown's chest.
Unknown smears some bioglue over small scab on Unknown's chest.
Unknown places medicine patch over tiny bruise on Unknown's

chest.
Unknown cleans ripped cut on Unknown's chest and seals edges

with bioglue.
Unknown cleans ripped cut on Unknown's chest and seals edges

with bioglue.
Ravager (747) charges towards the weeds!
The Ravager (747) roars!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'OH NO MY ((MOUSE))'
The weeds have been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Drone (821) hisses, 'Our Ravager is ending the

headhunter.'
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'HELP FITNESS'
The weeds have been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Is EVERYONE aboard?'
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The weeds have been cut with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'Going to help carrier'
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'We are missing ravagers and

carriers'
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) tried to tackle Unknown!
Ravager (747) has been cut with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
Ravager (747) has been diced with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) tried to tackle Unknown!
The weeds have been ripped with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) tried to tackle Unknown!
Ravager (747) has been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has tackled down Unknown!
Unknown is viciously shredded by Ravager (747)'s sharp teeth!
Ravager (747) has slashed at Unknown!
The wet footprints has been hit by Unknown with Yautja Double

War Scythe.
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'THE BIRD FLIES!'
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'Already?'
Ravager (747) has been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been stabbed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been slashed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'AWAAAYYYY WE GOOOOO!'
Ravager (747) has been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been torn with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Ravager (747) has been slashed with Yautja Double War Scythe by

Unknown.
Hive: A Ravager (747) has died at South Eastern Barrens!
Ravager (747) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood

bubbling from its maw.
Drone (821) hisses, "Oh."
Hivemind, Sentinel (526) hisses, 'Queen, did you mean to do

that?'
beeps, "Now recording input."
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'I did not launch the bird!'
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'The hosts moved it!'
*---------*
This is Unknown !
She is wearing Yautja Mesh with a hydroponics armband.
She is wearing Yautja Clan Mask on her head.
She is wearing Yautja Clan Armor.
She has Yautja Double War Scythe on her back.
She is holding a voice analyzer in her left hand.
She has Yautja Bracers on her hands.
She has Yautja Hunting Pouch about her waist.
She is wearing some blood-stained Yautja Armored Boots on her

feet!
She has a bunch of small scabs, a lightly infected ugly ripped

cut, several tiny bruises, a ugly ripped cut, and several

healing cuts on her head.
Unknown has blood soaking through from under her clothing!

*---------*
LOOC: Sarah_U.: *Slow clap*
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "****.* f*****. I **** ****

r****er"
Hivemind, Sentinel (926) hisses, 'What could be so powerful to

kill a damn Ravager?'
beeps, "Activation message is 'Holy.. fuck... I love this

ravager'."
LOOC: Drone (821): best. ravager. ever.
Hivemind, Sentinel (526) hisses, 'The bird moved on another's

command, not the Queen's.'
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "I am ***r d*a****."
beeps, "Activation message is 'I am near death...'."
LOOC: Aeleto: considering i never had the chance to heal, yeah.
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "* ***e *he*** ** *u*h"
beeps, "Activation message is 'I love them.. so much'."
LOOC: Aeleto: did good
Drone (821) hisses, "Will you just bleed out?"
LOOC: Aeleto: gg
Hivemind, Queen hisses, 'Prepare to finish them!'
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "M*** **k**y* o* *o *****"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Most likely. or go blind'."
The Queen has given a new order. Check Status pane for details.
Drone (821) hisses, "Or would you like me to finish you off in

747's memory?"
Unknown examines herself.
Drone (821) hisses, "I can."
Unknown covers wounds on Unknown's groin with regenerative

membrane.
Drone (821) hisses, "Since you are near-death."
Unknown covers wounds on Unknown's chest with regenerative

membrane.
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "***m* * **co*d *o

****k** ** **.* *he* ** **** ***"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Gimme a second to check.. if

so.. then we will see'."
Hivemind, Bloody Larva (148) hisses, 'Ravager did many great

things.'
Unknown covers wounds on Unknown's right leg with regenerative

membrane.
Hivemind, Bloody Larva (148) hisses, 'RIP.'
Hivemind, Drone (821) hisses, 'She died fighting a headhunter.'
Unknown covers wounds on Unknown's head with regenerative

membrane.
Hivemind, Bloody Larva (148) hisses, 'And after uplifting the

hive.'
Hivemind, Drone (821) hisses, 'Said headhunter is near-death.'
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Mom, when you get the chance,

send the metal egg up'
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "I M**** *e *****. * ***t

****"
beeps, "Activation message is 'I MIGHT be fine.. I dont

know'."
Drone (821) hisses, "Well, I can still offer you a death that

may or may not be painless."
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "****s* **o*g* *e*p ***

*****e *n***t** he ****r*** ** *e ho***e* as * *l*****s ***h***"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Please though keep his corpse

intact.. he deserves to be honored as a glorious fighter'."
Drone (821) hisses, "I am."
Hivemind, Hivelord (736) hisses, 'Cargo is clear'
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "**ck** I **** a*

****c***n *****"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Fuck.. I have an infection

too..'."
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Mom, send up the metal egg'
Unknown has thrown Yautja Crystal.
Drone (821) hisses, "Again, I can still offer a death."

RED ALERT:


Unknown Biological Entity has access the Shuttle Console.


Drone (821) hisses, "You seem dying-ish."
Drone (821) regurgitates a pulsating node and plants it on the

ground!
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'Love you mom.'
Drone (821) hisses, "Hold."
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "Eh** I **s* *o ***e**p t*

*i** t* *on***u* **gh****.* **t a*a*n I **y *ot **k* *t** I ****

**** *** ** s*** ********"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Eh.. I wish to attemtp to live

to continue fighting.. but again I may not make it.. I will call

you if so.. alright?'."
The Runner (152) hisses.
Drone (821) hisses, "Unless this Runner wants to fight you."
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "T*a* ra**g** ***u**** *ake*

** so *****"
beeps, "Activation message is 'That ravager though.. makes me

so happy'."

Priority Alert


A distress beacon has been launched from the USS Sulaco.


Runner (152) hisses, "Why it's not finished off."
The Runner (152) dances around!
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'Do we murder or do we

infect?'
Drone (821) hisses, "It's near-death."
Runner (152) hisses, "We should kill it. it's our chance."
beeps, "Now recording input."
Drone (821) hisses, "If you wish to fight it, 152."
beeps, "Activation message is 'If you wish to fight it,

152.'."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "****.* ** ****n* ***

**p*****.** **** ** ***, *l***e ***ht ** ** o****"
Runner (152) hisses, "Our rav death shouldn't be in vain."
Hivemind, Carrier (719) hisses, 'A bit of both, mm?'
Drone (821) hisses, "Well, it is up to the headhunter."
Drone (821) hisses, "But first."
The monkey (719) rolls.
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "****** *ight **** a*d

**** m**. **th ** ***** ** lu**s *** r*p****** ** ***ec*i** **

**o d**p"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Please fight me.. and kill me..

both of you.. my lungs are ruptured, my infection is too deep'."
Runner (152)'s tail starts to coil like a spring..

Distress Beacon


An encrypted signal has been received from a nearby vessel.

Stand by.


Drone (821) starts placing it's fallen and honorable as fuck

sister into the river.
beeps, "Now recording input."
LOOC: Unknown: Give it a second
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "* d****3*** **** ****

**** **** *o ******.*w*** y** ***r * b*e****** ***"
beeps, "Activation message is 'I don't have much time left to

fight...when you hear a beeping.. run'."
Hivemind, Runner (809) hisses, 'Are any ladders secure?'
Drone (821) hisses, "We will fight you as honorablely as our

sister, we hope."
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security

may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are

allowed and advised.
beeps, "Now recording input."
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'Medical'
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) rumbles, "*l*i**t**.** **e* *o

***** f***t***** ****r* *** ******"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Alright?..We need to start

fighting.. before its tolate'."
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'WHAT A LOVELY BAR THIS IS'
Hivemind, Sentinel (989) hisses, 'There is no one here'
Unknown is suddenly impaled by Runner (152)'s sharp tail!
Runner (152) has slashed at Unknown!
Runner (152) has been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
Drone (821) coils it's tail.
You begin to ready your tail for a vicious attack. This will

drain plasma to keep active.
Hivemind, Sentinel (948) hisses, 'Can you send something down

for me?'
Runner (152) tried to tackle Unknown!
You violently impale Unknown with your tail!
Runner (152) has tackled down Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The weeds have been torn with Yautja Wrist Blades by Unknown.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The purple sac have been torn with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
Runner (152) has tackled down Unknown!
You begin to emit 'frenzy' pheromones.
Runner (152) tried to tackle Unknown!
Runner (152) has been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
Runner (152) has tackled down Unknown!
Runner (152) has slashed at Unknown!
The purple sac have been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
Drone (821) hisses, "Frenzy."
The Drone (821) hisses.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The weeds have been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by Unknown.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Runner (152) tried to tackle Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Runner (152) has tackled down Unknown!
Hivemind, Crusher (131) hisses, 'Maintance is clear'
Hivemind, Sentinel (948) hisses, 'And another sentinel'
LOOC: Runner (152): oi lag
LOOC: Unknown: dangit lag...
LOOC: Drone (821): rip
You just said something, take a breath.
You just said something, take a breath.
Unknown has thrown Yautja Clan Armor.
Unknown has thrown Yautja Clan Mask.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The weeds have been slashed with Yautja Wrist Blades by Unknown.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Unknown has thrown Yautja Armored Boots.
The Drone (821) roars!
Unknown vanishes into thin air!
Unknown shimmers into existence!
beeps, "Now recording input."
Vara'ule K'var-de(as Unknown) says, "*h*nk ****.*aim ** f*c*.*

*r ** **es*"
beeps, "Activation message is 'Thank you...aim my face.. or my

chest'."
Drone (821) hisses, "GIVE ME A ROAR WORTHY OF YOUR KIND,

HEADHUNTER."

Docked


USS Sulaco, this is USCSS Royce responding to your distress

call. We are boarding. Any hostile actions will be met with

lethal force.


Unknown roars!
Drone (821) hisses, "I WANT THIS BATTLE TO BE WORTHY."
Invalid Emote: Rora
The wet footprints has been hit by Unknown with Yautja Wrist

Blades.
The Drone (821) roars!
Runner (152) has been slashed with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
The weeds have been sliced with Yautja Wrist Blades by Unknown.
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The purple sac have been jabbed with Yautja Wrist Blades by

Unknown.
You viciously rend Unknown with your teeth!
Hivemind, Crusher (486) hisses, 'DOWN MAMA'
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's chest widens with a nasty ripping noise.
You viciously rend Unknown with your teeth!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!
You begin to ready your tail for a vicious attack. This will

drain plasma to keep active.
The Yautja Bracers begin beeping.
You snap your tail out but miss Unknown!
Drone (821) has slashed at Unknown!

aftermath
http://puu.sh/ogmAt/31d846ed61.jpg

[ThatOneEngie]

http://imgur.com/a/UG7dT

Still only half proud of this, people who were there will know why.

Yes I did krill myself at the end

[ThatOneEngie]

Everyone was apparently having awesome battles with predators while I was doing this. But I got to drink my own blood before dying horribly.

Oh fuck i remember that lol

[ThatOneEngie]

Ran out of ammo, decided to challenge the Queens honor.

how do you challenge?

[TeknoKot]

So, during a commander round I ordered everyone to start taking shit over, but many muhreens already went over as insubordinate fucks, rushed hives and died. Bravo SL was in Sulaco for entire hour and a half yelling how we're all going to die. I launch the ship, push him into it and then receive this message:

Viem Veas Deases [Sulaco (SL)] says, "MONTHER FUCKER I AM THE LEADER IDIOT I'M THE BRAVO SQUAD LEADER"

After that, I told him to get injured sent up, to which he did not and sent the ship up. I tased and demoted him to janitor afterwards, where he still kept yelling about everyone dying.

[Logi99]

So, during a commander round I ordered everyone to start taking shit over, but many muhreens already went over as insubordinate fucks, rushed hives and died. Bravo SL was in Sulaco for entire hour and a half yelling how we're all going to die. I launch the ship, push him into it and then receive this message:

Viem Veas Deases [Sulaco (SL)] says, "MONTHER FUCKER I AM THE LEADER IDIOT I'M THE BRAVO SQUAD LEADER"

After that, I told him to get injured sent up, to which he did not and sent the ship up. I tased and demoted him to janitor afterwards, where he still kept yelling about everyone dying.

It's a Bill Carson wannabe. Lol.

[Mitchs98]

Real MVP CO right here

https://gyazo.com/45bd94c382dd4cb60b3c9ed792ecebba

Dat Ass
https://gyazo.com/36507f918653a27f4a9b51cccdb7b22f

https://gyazo.com/d4f06266a41764c65c7bdd6ea1bbe0d2

Did Schulz just hit on Anya?

https://gyazo.com/f4a1f48627c4a31e019e61dd51304eec

https://gyazo.com/7bbee0ad0b03179116524e6e273713b5

https://gyazo.com/47263fafc74ebd50bd3a24cd49108548

[Gentlemanly_headcrab]

So THAT'S what they we're talking about while Sybil was hitting on Angel hopelessly.

[Logi99]

Glad u guys havin fun whilst I can't play on CM until I get time.

[LiquidRecluse]

► Show Spoiler

Erick Catleay Spins baton.
Borcuse 'Farsight' Kretal yells, "You're no commonwealth!"
Erick Catleay puts the stunbaton into MP Belt.
Scott Johnson says, "I don't think so"
Jasmine 'Red' Reichard buckles in!
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: oh MP~
Llama Tosh says, "Rye whiskey tho"
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard says, "Part of the commonwealth Farsight"
Antonio 'Cyborg' Fields buckles in!
Scott Johnson says, "Im russian"
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: spins that baton
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: mmmmmmmmmmh
Heaven 'Dice' Atweeke buckles in!
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard has thrown the Lucky Strikes Packet.
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: please stop
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard unbuckled !
LOOC: Nathaniel 'Bulldog' Heneke: Nah mate, I'm the spitting image of an Englishman. Southern, normal, and not fakin' the accent.
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: victor you're fucking killing me
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: my ribs.
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: flick it my daddy
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: they really fucking hurt
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: STOP
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: FLICK THE BATON
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: PLEASE.
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard buckles in!
Mike Evans [Bravo (BO)] says, "Nacho I'll court martial the fuck out of you if you get any of them killed. I'll have the MP's drag your half dead ass up here"
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: OH PLESAEE
Scott Johnson asks, "No one got a lighter?"
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: DADDDY
LOOC: Borcuse 'Farsight' Kretal: TECHNO YOU'RE KILLING US ALL
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: FUCKING
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard handed the cigarette to Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza.
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: RUB THAT SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALD HEA
LOOC: Jacob Kaipov: I swear to god, Imma hulk hogan you Victor.
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: HEAD
LOOC: Erick Catleay: What. Why is everyone freaking out about the baton?
LOOC: Victor 'Orbital' Kaipov: i sexually iidentify as a stunbaton, ever since i was a little boy i dreamed of being whacked over couple of baldies heads, and all that electricity flying out of me, the pleasure of stunning someone...
Mareese Michaels snores.
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard says, "Cheers"
Phoenix 'FireBall' Hunter says, "You are too far away"
Antonio 'Cyborg' Fields unbuckled !
Ryan 'Maple' Shephard buckles in!
LOOC: Jacob Kaipov: Does that make me a stun baton too?
Bob Sunday buckles in!
Skyler Clarke talks into the marine command radio headset
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: BAN TECHNO
Nathaniel 'Bulldog' Heneke says, "Zippo lighters. Made for the Elite."
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: PLEASE
Lilian Steele buckles in!
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: I'M GETTING FUCKING INTERNAL BLEEDING
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: FROM LAUGHING
LOOC: Erick Catleay: Jesus christ.
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: oh my fucking lord
LOOC: Ryan 'Maple' Shephard: I don geddit
LOOC: Erick Catleay: What have I done.
LOOC: Erick Catleay: I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THIS!
Antonio 'Cyborg' Fields finishes eating the satchel of protein substitute.
Antonio 'Cyborg' Fields buckles in!
Skyler Clarke says, "Ok. I'm going to brief you people."
Nacho Chingon unbuckled !
LOOC: Jacob Kaipov: TECHNO IF YOU GET BANNED DON'T FORGET I'M GETTING BANNED TOO.
LOOC: Jack ''Tomboy'' Valenza: ERICK YOU FUCK, YOU KILLED US ALL.

techno, why do you do this? You magnificent FUCKING BASTARD.

[LocalizedDownpour]

Real MVP CO right here

https://gyazo.com/45bd94c382dd4cb60b3c9ed792ecebba

Dat Ass
https://gyazo.com/36507f918653a27f4a9b51cccdb7b22f

https://gyazo.com/d4f06266a41764c65c7bdd6ea1bbe0d2

Did Schulz just hit on Anya?

https://gyazo.com/f4a1f48627c4a31e019e61dd51304eec

https://gyazo.com/7bbee0ad0b03179116524e6e273713b5

https://gyazo.com/47263fafc74ebd50bd3a24cd49108548

This fucking slew me.

[Mitchs98]

This fucking slew me.

I aim to please by screenshotting funny shit :^)

[TeknoKot]

So I was playing as a ravager before out of the blue a distress beacon is called. Apop sent a monkey deathsquad, upon coming they were launching bunch of grenades at us.

Hivemind, Ravager (774) (follow) hisses, 'THE FUR HOSTS ARE HERE FOR REVENGE RUN'

[TeknoKot]