Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Ordukai]

We don't talk about fightclub.

What we do talk about is MOTHER reports calling marines fucking idiots and vowing that they'll regret doing it ever again, as well as saying "Scary" instead of "Scar" and only realizing once they've pushed "Send".

Seriously though. Fightclub shaped hole in the Sulaco. I'll make it happen.

[Azmodan412]

I was the first queen that round.

[Kavlo]

Mother told us to get into EVA for a assault on a alien ship , wasen't there for the first wave of 4 but I was in the second wave of 4. so in the end out of 8 people only 3 of us made it out alive , including Bill Carson , dunno how he lived.


http://imgur.com/1apWZZd

[60000]

Mother told us to get into EVA for a assault on a alien ship , wasen't there for the first wave of 4 but I was in the second wave of 4. so in the end out of 8 people only 3 of us made it out alive, including Bill Carson, dunno how he lived.

Shouldn't it just be common knowledge at this point that Bill Carson is a nigh-immortal demigod?

[NoShamNoWow]

Rule one of the fight club. Do no speak about the fight club.

[Allan1234]

Rule one of the fight club. Do no speak about the fight club.

You spoke about fight club!

PERMABANNED!

[KittyLava]

Mother told us to get into EVA for a assault on a alien ship , wasen't there for the first wave of 4 but I was in the second wave of 4. so in the end out of 8 people only 3 of us made it out alive , including Bill Carson , dunno how he lived.

Actually he needed the defibrillators, quick clot, cryo, lots of blood, and some delaxin plus upon getting to med-bay. Honestly surprised he made it back to med bay in that state bagged up.

[TeknoKot]

>Playing SL.
>Walk around toilets and have a brilliant idea of dropping orbital beacons on toilets.
>Aliens suddenly strike.
>I tell command to hit it, with some coordinates, they do it.
>A ravager and several T1s die.
>THEN IT STRIKED ME, "I FLUSHED THEM OUT"

also

[KeyWii]

[Edgelord]

>Playing SL.
>Walk around toilets and have a brilliant idea of dropping orbital beacons on toilets.
>Aliens suddenly strike.
>I tell command to hit it, with some coordinates, they do it.
>A ravager and several T1s die.
>THEN IT STRIKED ME, "I FLUSHED THEM OUT"

also

Rest in Peace Sentry Gunnery Sergeant Armat

[NoShamNoWow]

The "Greese Monkey Bar" made by me and jim. Come by and grab a drink~

[TeknoKot]

The "Greese Monkey Bar" made by me and jim. Come by and grab a drink~

just wait until a newbie thinks it's a fancy shooting range and nadetubes it.

[Kavlo]

The Tomb of the great miner Jack Knight , never forget.
His comrades Bo 'Easy' Macaire and Lochlann Healy did not get a tomb but let them also be remembered.

[Egorkor]

>marine major.
http://prntscr.com/ayi0py

[Mattmaster77]

Be me, a hunter.
I find the greatest spot ever to hide in cloak. https://gyazo.com/c2b853b279d641911c075321bac52a39
Three marines chase a runner that ran past me with a flare in tow.
All three of them didn't spot me.
Later on while trying to hunt some marines, a spec with a sniper hits me.
Stopped dropped, and rolled.
Fire ain't gone.
I am an eternal fire god. https://gyazo.com/0cc2f12fec73241b1a47647149dda450

[Tristan63]

Back in pre-pre alpha, I remember someone came in and shot up the commander during one of the worst briefings I've ever seen, and the commander got banned.

[Monoo]

So this happened

[coolsurf6]

When the pressure of the marines go too far!

http://imgur.com/MyvHZgs?

http://imgur.com/0v6Thbt

http://imgur.com/7ZsiFkY

http://imgur.com/zMy9hNH

Best ending ever!

[crono23]

[Logi99]

THis escalated really quickly...
And that ravager tho.

[flagsteeler]

best thing i've ever seen ever

[Kavlo]

Nice and cosy

[SagaSword]

A shit CO don't remember her name, came to me and gave me her ID, told me :"Gratz, you are the new CO" and began stripping her clothes and armor off and then told me she is going to cryo. I immediately say i'm the captain over comms explaining why, and Xiphos started yelling in chat "NO! YOU ARE NOT CO! IM CO CUZ IM XO GTFO!"
I started arguing with him till nina was like "STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" so i took the easy way and shot myself *welp, another 1 hour afk from CM*

[SagaSword]

A shit CO don't remember her name, came to me and gave me her ID, told me :"Gratz, you are the new CO" and began stripping her clothes and armor off and then told me she is going to cryo. I immediately say i'm the captain over comms explaining why, and Xiphos started yelling in chat "NO! YOU ARE NOT CO! IM CO CUZ IM XO GTFO!"
I started arguing with him till nina was like "STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" so i took the easy way and shot myself *welp, another 1 hour afk from CM*

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Found this....